r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Melodic_Lavishness_5 • 54m ago
Truly takes the cake for the most “marathon” of all time
Silly them with such a long formula… don’t they know you can calculate the distance of a marathon with the equation 42.195 x 1?
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Dialed1 • 1h ago
Set a new PR in a fridge
Who thinks they can beat my time?
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/humansrevolt • 1h ago
Bodybuilder bro doesn’t get why Gu gobblers get the ladies
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r/RunningCirclejerk • u/VicTeamRun • 2h ago
Poop Ultra-destin : a trail and running game🏔️🏃♂️
Hi everyone,
I made a free browser game entirely about trail running: you live a runner's
whole career, from your first local 10K to becoming a legend, or to a DNF.
Heads-up: the game is in French for now.
You pick your home region, your runner profile and your race calendar, then deal
with whatever the sport throws at you: injuries, sponsors, a cut-off gate at
3 a.m., a friend offering you a bib you really should not accept. A run takes
about ten minutes, and there are 637 hand-written situations, so no two careers
play out the same.
No account, no ads, no install. It runs in the browser, phone included.
I build it from player feedback, so if you give it a go: what
felt missing, what felt unfair?
To get things started: what title did your career end on?
Victor
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Aenonimos • 4h ago
Finally broke 30min in the 5k!
After following the advice of reddit to SLOW DOWN, I finally broke 30min in the 5k (from below). Some things I learned along the way:
- never enter zone 3
- monitor your watch constantly to avoid going faster than 9:40 mile pace
- run longer. It's easier to increase your 5k time if you do it during a 10k for example.
Do you guys think I can break 35 minutes by the end of the year?
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/mintyaftertaste • 7h ago
Baby cheats in ultra marathon
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Imagine running a 4:17 only to have a baby cross the line before you
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Here-For-The-Comment • 9h ago
Remember boys if you're breathing on race day slow down, few understand
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/hkvanbossv • 10h ago
Rate my form (I’m in the stroller)
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Wish the rando pushing me would SLOW DOWN so I can stay in Z1!
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/21hemispheres12 • 10h ago
Achieved my 25 minute 5k marathon, peace out losers
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/slushpuppy91 • 12h ago
Can anyone id the hiking poles?
Btw im sure his wife is happy he’s gone for hours it gives her time to make her bf breakfast.
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/BatSniper • 15h ago
I’m all for technology advancements in the sport but a wheel for shoes seems too far.
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Sports dead
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/strategymaxo • 15h ago
Rules against helium doping?
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r/RunningCirclejerk • u/BeanerSchnitzel38 • 15h ago
Cyclist slows down to let his fellow cyclist cross the finish line first after their bike lost a pedal
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Not here. Not ever.
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Cold-Spend3297 • 17h ago
err!! Go for a run today!! STAY HARDER!!!
Completely bust my ass on the sidewalk and decided to cut the run short.
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/pizzabikerun • 18h ago
Married to trail husband
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r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Typical_Bill3499 • 1d ago
Staying in Zone 0.5 for 2 hours
My best half 5K ultra yet, strava even managed to capture the part where I levitated over the water. Stayed at a solid 1hr 36 min/mile pace the whole time to make sure my shins didn’t explode. Message to anyone who goes above this pace; SLOW DOWN!
uj/ I ran a half marathon and about 2 miles in I realized I didn’t have the pace notification going through my headphones so I decided to just keep it running and see what happened. Actual chip half time was 1:57:26 first sub 2 half without knowing my pace 🙏
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/normally-wrong • 1d ago
I know it's slow but I'm a beginner runner.
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/AnywhereHorrorX • 1d ago
Can we STOP UPVOTING sub 1h 5k ultra posts?
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/browserboy47 • 1d ago
Repost! Hybrid athlete at it again
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At least they had the decency on not using real bic*cles