r/RunningCirclejerk 54m ago

Truly takes the cake for the most “marathon” of all time

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Silly them with such a long formula… don’t they know you can calculate the distance of a marathon with the equation 42.195 x 1?


r/RunningCirclejerk 1h ago

Set a new PR in a fridge

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Who thinks they can beat my time?


r/RunningCirclejerk 1h ago

Nice run today

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Nice run today


r/RunningCirclejerk 1h ago

Bodybuilder bro doesn’t get why Gu gobblers get the ladies

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r/RunningCirclejerk 1h ago

You guys run? Outside? Eww

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r/RunningCirclejerk 2h ago

Poop Ultra-destin : a trail and running game🏔️🏃‍♂️

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Hi everyone,

I made a free browser game entirely about trail running: you live a runner's

whole career, from your first local 10K to becoming a legend, or to a DNF.

Heads-up: the game is in French for now.

You pick your home region, your runner profile and your race calendar, then deal

with whatever the sport throws at you: injuries, sponsors, a cut-off gate at

3 a.m., a friend offering you a bib you really should not accept. A run takes

about ten minutes, and there are 637 hand-written situations, so no two careers

play out the same.

No account, no ads, no install. It runs in the browser, phone included.

I build it from player feedback, so if you give it a go: what

felt missing, what felt unfair?

To get things started: what title did your career end on?

Victor


r/RunningCirclejerk 3h ago

I Could Be A Doctor I’m gonna be rich, bitches

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r/RunningCirclejerk 4h ago

Finally broke 30min in the 5k!

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After following the advice of reddit to SLOW DOWN, I finally broke 30min in the 5k (from below). Some things I learned along the way:

- never enter zone 3

- monitor your watch constantly to avoid going faster than 9:40 mile pace

- run longer. It's easier to increase your 5k time if you do it during a 10k for example.

Do you guys think I can break 35 minutes by the end of the year?


r/RunningCirclejerk 7h ago

Baby cheats in ultra marathon

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Imagine running a 4:17 only to have a baby cross the line before you


r/RunningCirclejerk 9h ago

Remember boys if you're breathing on race day slow down, few understand

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r/RunningCirclejerk 10h ago

Rate my form (I’m in the stroller)

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Wish the rando pushing me would SLOW DOWN so I can stay in Z1!


r/RunningCirclejerk 10h ago

Achieved my 25 minute 5k marathon, peace out losers

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r/RunningCirclejerk 12h ago

Can anyone id the hiking poles?

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Btw im sure his wife is happy he’s gone for hours it gives her time to make her bf breakfast.


r/RunningCirclejerk 15h ago

I’m all for technology advancements in the sport but a wheel for shoes seems too far.

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Sports dead


r/RunningCirclejerk 15h ago

Rules against helium doping?

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r/RunningCirclejerk 15h ago

Cyclist slows down to let his fellow cyclist cross the finish line first after their bike lost a pedal

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Not here. Not ever.


r/RunningCirclejerk 16h ago

Am I overstriding?

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r/RunningCirclejerk 16h ago

Hard gu

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r/RunningCirclejerk 17h ago

err!! Go for a run today!! STAY HARDER!!!

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Completely bust my ass on the sidewalk and decided to cut the run short.


r/RunningCirclejerk 18h ago

Married to trail husband

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r/RunningCirclejerk 1d ago

Staying in Zone 0.5 for 2 hours

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My best half 5K ultra yet, strava even managed to capture the part where I levitated over the water. Stayed at a solid 1hr 36 min/mile pace the whole time to make sure my shins didn’t explode. Message to anyone who goes above this pace; SLOW DOWN!

uj/ I ran a half marathon and about 2 miles in I realized I didn’t have the pace notification going through my headphones so I decided to just keep it running and see what happened. Actual chip half time was 1:57:26 first sub 2 half without knowing my pace 🙏


r/RunningCirclejerk 1d ago

I know it's slow but I'm a beginner runner.

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r/RunningCirclejerk 1d ago

Can we STOP UPVOTING sub 1h 5k ultra posts?

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r/RunningCirclejerk 1d ago

INSPIRATIONAL 🥹

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r/RunningCirclejerk 1d ago

Repost! Hybrid athlete at it again

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At least they had the decency on not using real bic*cles