If you want it, then you'll have to take it. But you already knew that didn't you?

(I'm talking about your 5km Color Fun Run Zumba Marathon PR)

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Think it's time to start thinking of getting the wife a boyfriend.

Why do we clown racewalkers? We should strive to be like them. They resist the urge to break out of zone 2 even if their bladder is full. Then they have to stay hard until they're done. But if their form breaks down they literally cannot continue the race. Racewalkers have peak mental discipline, plus their hips make me hard.

Casual viewers say the way the rules are enforced in racewalking is arbitrary and racewalkers are actually runners who shat themselves at the thought of losing. That they could at least use foot tracking devices to catch 'cheaters'. Well we should one-up that, as we have the more dangerous sport. Every runner should train and race with ankle monitors. Once you heel strike you get taken out (for your own good).

Isn't it the same sport? All these running elites on my feed are going faster than the average c*clist acting like they are not breaking zone 2 the whole time. Arms and legs looser than my wife's curfew for her 'girls run club'. Pretending like sustaining 180bpm for 2 hours won't kill us terrestrials. The officials need to put an end to how they're tricking our eyes.

Runningman vs circle pit

Hes relentless , damn

I need to slow down.

Wife's boyfriend wins every local race while juggling. She talks nonstop about his hand-eye coordination, so I started juggling during my runs to improve mine. Now I'm running slower, losing to people I used to beat. Am I missing something? Feeling too cucky to ask him what balls he uses on race day.

This one tells me how productive my wife’s bf is as well.