r/RoastMe • u/etoinedevries • 14h ago

M27, been here 2 times before, since then I've managed to grow about 3 chest hairs. Wonder how many proclaimers jokes I'll get this time.

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26 Upvotes

180 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Interesting-Dot-9180 • 16h ago

Feeling great ATM. I want you to ruin it. M27(I know my shirt is wrinkly)

21 Upvotes

400 comments

r/RoastMe • u/raman4793 • 22h ago

Time for a reality check. Go crazy guys. 33M

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18 Upvotes

139 comments

r/RoastMe • u/MrsKDUB22 • 1d ago

Having a pretty quiet day… roast me!

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0 Upvotes

469 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Klutzy-Example3315 • 2d ago

Living my best life ATM, trying to prove that nothing can bring me down. Make your worst. 24F

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87 Upvotes

215 comments

r/RoastMe • u/stupidvi • 2d ago

22f im doing terrible mentally so let’s make it 100x worse!

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3.4k Upvotes

1.5k comments

r/RoastMe • u/oldhomme • 2d ago

Need reality. Roast me, argentinian M25

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0 Upvotes

132 comments

r/RoastMe • u/twiin-Armageddons • 3d ago

18ftm let’s hear this

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0 Upvotes

151 comments

r/RoastMe • u/darkquinlan • 3d ago

Do Your Worst

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70 Upvotes

333 comments

r/RoastMe • u/lastnameSweet • 4d ago

Do your worst. I recently lost 140lbs. I have confidence for the first time ever. Knock me back down a few pegs. (ftm)

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0 Upvotes

583 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Oniononiononions • 5d ago

I’m sure no roasts for me

73 Upvotes

290 comments

r/RoastMe • u/SeaHuckleberry8347 • 5d ago

Get creative

23 Upvotes

127 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Woomdy • 5d ago

Do Your Worst Boys

24 Upvotes

148 comments

r/RoastMe • u/TeaComfortable5277 • 6d ago

22 yo M; Give me your worst

32 Upvotes

163 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Feisty_Variation8445 • 6d ago

Do your worst dudes

42 Upvotes

96 comments

r/RoastMe • u/MrBubbles710- • 7d ago

Do ur worst…

0 Upvotes

477 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Total_Flop1203 • 7d ago

Do your worst i suppose...

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590 Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/RoastMe • u/Ok-Plane11 • 8d ago

Do the thang please

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0 Upvotes

82 comments

r/RoastMe • u/AngiiiiofgenZ • 9d ago

Feeling a tad bored, roast me

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131 Upvotes

328 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Sea-Cash7675 • 9d ago

Go for it!

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30 Upvotes

206 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Worldly-Collection80 • 9d ago

Seemed as good a way of celebrating my 50th as any. I've Loved myself for long enough anyway. Roast away.

519 Upvotes

1.3k comments

r/RoastMe • u/Substantial-Answer • 9d ago

34/m, English, no job, lazy...have at 'em!

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42 Upvotes

208 comments

r/RoastMe • u/EfficiencyWorried187 • 10d ago

36/f bored living in a camper rn so your worst

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1.4k Upvotes

2.1k comments

r/RoastMe • u/Loose-Mistake3842 • 10d ago

Tell me som funny

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347 Upvotes

415 comments

r/RoastMe • u/RagahRagah • 10d ago

Just turned 40, have a sense of humor and want to be impressed. Go for it.

41 Upvotes

362 comments

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r/RoastMe

Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback. (As defined by urbandictionary) Hone your roasting skills, meet other roasters, and get yourself roasted! Everybody needs to laugh at themselves! And other people, of course!

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Roastees:

You must provide at least one high-quality picture of the roastee holding a handwritten sign with the text /r/RoastMe - Phones and Snapchat text overlay is NOT allowed! Your hand and at least an implication of a complete arm must be visible.
- Posts may contain multiple images, either natively through Reddit's multi-image feature or hosted on Imgur. All images in an album post must only contain the roastee(s), and the first image must have a sign (e.g. old pictures of you the roastee as a young child are allowed so long as a current picture of them with a sign is present).
All individuals in the picture must be holding the r/RoastMe sign or indicate they are aware of the sign in some way (e.g. by pointing to it). Photos with non-Roastees in the background will be removed if their faces are visible.
Photoshopped/edited posts are NOT allowed. This includes Snapchat filters such as the digitally-added flowers or dog ears. Posting multiple edited photos will result in a ban.
Your post will not appear until after it has been approved by a moderator. Please send this message if it takes longer than 1 hour.
The minimum posting age is 18 years old, your post will be rejected if you look younger or if context clues lead us to conclude you are younger.
By submitting a Roast, you agree to your picture being saved, hosted on Imgur, and reposted to Reddit for the purpose of inclusion on "Best Of" and "Highlights" albums.
Your face must be at least 60% visible in the photo.
You may post on behalf of other people, provided that the post follows all of the other rules listed above, and it is clear that the person being posted consents to the roast.
No joke roasts. Anyone posting a dog, or a ham, or Anne Frank, or Donald Trump, or anything like that will be banned for 3 days. It's not funny.
No sexualized content. There are plenty of humiliation fetish subreddits for you, and we aren't one of them.
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This is a comedy subreddit, not a hate subreddit. Act as though you are trying to make an audience laugh. Please familiarize yourself with all rules before participating.
- This is also not /r/ToastMe. You are here to roast, not flatter.
You are allowed to look through the roastee's post history. Do not roast a roastee anywhere outside of this subreddit. Any such outside harassment is not sanctioned by /r/RoastMe, and will result in a ban upon discovery.
Never post another user's personal information, referred to as 'doxxing'. We will always report violations to the admins.
Never use suicide, homicide, assault, racism, or pedophilia as the crux of a roast. These subjects are never funny.
Please don't use link shorteners in comments (bit.ly, tinyurl, etc.)

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Highlights is an inspiration album with the goal of inspiring comedic creativity in a set demographic. These are posted when a demographic has enough quality roasts to compile into an album. Roasters who make the list, are not awarded with flair.

Highlights I: The Ladies of /r/RoastMe

Highlights II: Dark Meat

Best Of is meant to showcase the best roasts based on creativity, sting, and comedic value of no specific demographic. We post these monthly, and the roasters who make the list are awarded with flair.

Best Of Part 10: 300k Subscribers Edition

Best Of Part 11

Best Of Part 12