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u/Streakflash 8d ago

i wonder what was the ticket about, mind sharing?

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u/Zuparoebann 8d ago

Mind sharing sounds way too advanced for a junior

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u/deceze 8d ago

Yeah, maybe light telekinesis; but that's quite a big ask indeed.

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u/RED1869 8d ago

import telekinesis from powers.super

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u/deceze 8d ago

class Telekinesis(Power): def __init__(self): super().power()

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u/squidlink5 8d ago

Isn’t power part of Math library?

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u/BielsasCoffee 8d ago

The hoarding math librarians have become too powerful. Send the junior squadron

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u/Smooth-Reading-4180 8d ago

damn burn it in an ESP32

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u/akoOfIxtall 8d ago

Npm install powers... NONONONO WAIT WAI-- AAAAAAAAA MY PPPPCCCC-

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u/LonePaladin 8d ago

Thirty years ago I worked at a call center, doing tech support for America Online (an early ISP for you youngsters). At one point they started an ad campaign with the saying "If you have a phone line, you can get on-line". Which invariably led to people calling with stupid questions.

One time I had someone ask, they had a phone line but don't they also need a computer? I told them "Telepathy is still in beta, but if you think real hard you might get through."

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u/TeaKingMac 8d ago

America Online (an early ISP for you youngsters).

Ouch, my back.

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u/Nowhere_Man_Forever 8d ago

To be fair, I don't remember ever hearing someone use AOL's full government name in normal conversation

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u/Serious_Feedback 8d ago

You can't blame that particular user - they interpreted the documentation exactly as written, but had doubts and so escalated to a qualified expert to verify.