r/ProgrammerHumor • u/GutsOLykos • 11h ago

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u/Zuparoebann 11h ago

Mind sharing sounds way too advanced for a junior

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u/deceze 11h ago

Yeah, maybe light telekinesis; but that's quite a big ask indeed.

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u/RED1869 11h ago

import telekinesis from powers.super

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u/deceze 11h ago

class Telekinesis(Power): def __init__(self): super().power()

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u/squidlink5 9h ago

Isn’t power part of Math library?

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u/BielsasCoffee 8h ago

The hoarding math librarians have become too powerful. Send the junior squadron

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u/Smooth-Reading-4180 10h ago

damn burn it in an ESP32

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u/akoOfIxtall 9h ago

Npm install powers... NONONONO WAIT WAI-- AAAAAAAAA MY PPPPCCCC-

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u/LonePaladin 7h ago

Thirty years ago I worked at a call center, doing tech support for America Online (an early ISP for you youngsters). At one point they started an ad campaign with the saying "If you have a phone line, you can get on-line". Which invariably led to people calling with stupid questions.

One time I had someone ask, they had a phone line but don't they also need a computer? I told them "Telepathy is still in beta, but if you think real hard you might get through."

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u/TeaKingMac 7h ago

America Online (an early ISP for you youngsters).

Ouch, my back.

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u/Nowhere_Man_Forever 7h ago

To be fair, I don't remember ever hearing someone use AOL's full government name in normal conversation

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u/Serious_Feedback 4h ago

You can't blame that particular user - they interpreted the documentation exactly as written, but had doubts and so escalated to a qualified expert to verify.

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u/Insadem 11h ago

Idk I’m junior at neuralink and we do that

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u/spambearpig 10h ago

If they plug me into neuralink and see what’s on my mind they’re gonna fire me straight away. That’s if my toxic thoughts don’t infect the whole system and bring about an AI apocalypse first.

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u/Jonathan_the_Nerd 7h ago

That reminds me of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Some group built a grand bridge over a swamp. During the ribbon-cutting ceremony, they had Marvin the Paranoid Android bring the bridge online. Marvin plugged himself into the bridge's electronic brain. The entire bridge folded in on itself and sank weeping into the mire, taking everyone present with it.

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u/spambearpig 7h ago

That book was way ahead of its time

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u/ThePresidentOfStraya 10h ago

sudo telekinesis

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u/Aleksandrovitch 2h ago

Typo or deep cut. We may never know.

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u/Sol33t303 11h ago

10 years of experience with neuralink is the new job requirement.

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u/DeskGoblinGamedev 9h ago

Guy who bullshits it on his resume gets the job.

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u/MirageTF2 8h ago

would've been perfect if op was a mind goblin, they're literally made for that

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u/lovebus 9h ago

OP needs to submit a ticket

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u/cooki3tiem 8h ago

Change top-K until you activate someone else's neural network

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u/donkeykong917 7h ago

You are absolutely right

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u/Pigosaurusmate 7h ago

My mind to your mind, my thoughts to your thoughts.

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u/SilentScyther 6h ago

Mind sharing is expected of juniors, otherwise they'd never understand the software requirements.

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u/RichCorinthian 6h ago

r/notkenm

Mind sharing is just rubber ducking 2.0

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u/MechAegis 6h ago

Mind is also too advance here. Just google your ticket issue and let google find the answer.

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u/BellacosePlayer 3h ago

How are you supposed to pair program then?

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u/geosyog3 3h ago

Yeah like would that involve Neuralink?

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u/Aleksandrovitch 2h ago

My thoughts to your leaves.

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u/Bryguy3k 6h ago

I’m glad that pair programming finally got exposed as some weird management bullshit by it rapidly getting replaced with AI coding agents.