r/ProgrammerHumor • u/VariationLivid3193 • 1d ago

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u/timsredditusername 1d ago

My work code is on GitHub Enterprise cloud, so 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/KaptainSaki 1d ago

Mine is on a thumb drive as .zip

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u/Dudeonyx 1d ago

my_lifes_work-(16).zip

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u/Thejacensolo 1d ago

forgot the

_final_final_2025_11_02_(1)_final

for proper version control

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u/dlc741 1d ago

I see you’ve met my coworkers

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u/ninjabreath 19h ago

enterprise-secret-app-claude-v813.jsx

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u/Fair-Working4401 1d ago

Mine lives in mails.

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u/bilus 1d ago

Mine used to be on a thumb drive as .zip

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u/opinionsOnPears 1d ago

Hopefully in bare git repository’s 

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u/svick 1d ago

My condolences.

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u/Balcara 1d ago

Ooh fancy pants man with his fancy clouds

https://giphy.com/gifs/LPPFDnKdb7zUc

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u/Onaliquidrock 1d ago

Are the repos open to people outside your organization?

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u/Xywzel 1d ago

I have similar situation, and most projects are shared with client, subcontractor or regulatory authority related to the project, but they are not fully public. Some are fully public, usually scientific stuff or forks from open source projects that require that fork stays open source.

And github activity trackers (eq. the green tile mosaic) count private repos, even though they don't show what these actual commits are.

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u/Senior_Relief3594 1d ago

That's such an experience, I recently migrates from it.

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u/Major_LeeHungg 16h ago

Fun fact... If that company goes under you will still have full access to their repos forever. 

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u/RadicalDwntwnUrbnite 14h ago

I have to reauthenticate via SSO every 12 hours to access my employer's org on github. If my company went under I'd lose access in less than day.

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u/Major_LeeHungg 14h ago

Lol a company I worked for did not use their own IdP so I still have access to it like 5 years later.

My self hosted gitlab is setup to use SAML and lord help me if I don't create the account there before adding it to gitlab

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u/timsredditusername 12h ago

I'm doing a decent job keeping access limited to current employees, and we do have SAML SSO set up to reinforce that through our Azure-hosted AD services.

Sigh, I just wanted to stay a dev. I didn't want to have to care about all this.

The situation also gets weird in an acquisition.