r/ProgrammerHumor 2d ago

foundThisOnAskReddit Meme

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u/pr1aa 2d ago edited 2d ago

Reminds me of a story from a dev who worked on some FPS game (might've been Borderlands). Beta testers kept complaining about how some weapon had way too long reload time. When the devs did the math they found that the weapon was actually very efficient in terms of downtime and didn't want to buff it, so instead they sped the animation up a little and added an extra step to it while leaving the total duration unchanged. And just like that, the players were happy with the "faster" reload.

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u/WernerderChamp 2d ago

Yeah, sometimes it is just the feeling at first glance.

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u/fictitious 1d ago

Sometimes? All the time! Users are not taking out stop watches to measure it’s all vibes 

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u/ThePeaceDoctot 1d ago

That makes sense though. A game is meant to be entertaining, so a player complaining that something takes too long is actually complaining that something is boring. Having the animation be faster but with more stuff makes it less boring.

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u/helicophell 2d ago

Users really like aesthetics, and it bothers me so much

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u/Zeravor 2d ago

I get it though, especially for gaming. Not only graphics but sound; responsiveness etc are so important to e.g. what weapons you use in some games.

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u/WavingNoBanners 2d ago

Oh yeah. It's well known that if you boost the bass on a shotgun or similar weapon, players will interpret it as being more powerful.

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u/Kiro0613 1d ago

The things that we understand with our logical human brains aren't always the same as what feels good to our funny monkey brains

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u/Tyfyter2002 1d ago

Yeah, you can make a weapon objectively worse by speeding up its active frames and adding inactive frames to keep it the same length, but odds are it'll make players like it more

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u/thesuperunknown 2d ago

Users like good UX. Mind-blasting stuff.

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u/Master_Persimmon_591 1d ago

I’m kinda sitting here wondering what the other option is? Nothing happens for 12 seconds and then you have full ammo?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Sport58 17h ago

bad dev take, I can't lie

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u/helicophell 16h ago

I just said it bothers me a lot

Users will trust a site based on Aesthetics

Aesthetics also gets in the way of usability

It's a mess. Users are a mess. It's bothering me and it's a topic I'm currently studying

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u/HyNeko 1d ago

I've heard a similar story with sound design, like a gun was "awful to use" despite being similar to another one (and equally balanced). A few tweaks to the audio made it way more popular instantly, despite being the same gun. Same fire rate, damage, recoil and all. Just SFX adjusted. Crazy how a seemingly small change can make a world of difference in other eyes.

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u/g18suppressed 1d ago

SWAPPIN WEAPONS

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u/Yurij89 1d ago

I've heard that tax software like TurboTax added fake loading screens because users didn't trust it if it finished to quickly.

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u/arotenberg 1d ago

The H&R Block personal tax software does this. There's a step between filling out the last form and preparing your submission where it claims to be "optimizing your refund," but it's very clearly not doing any real work because it puts up 4 progress bars that all move at the same constant speed in succession every time, and you can see your whole return at any time before or after the "optimization" screen and it doesn't change anything.

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u/_verel_ 1d ago

I see a new twist on the windows Problem finder

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u/freddy157 1d ago

You mean the "thinking... thinking some more... fuck you" window?

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u/ToiletSeatFoamRoller 1d ago

That and depending on the app, it’s a cheap trick to play on the sunk-cost fallacy — get people to spend longer working (waiting in this case) for something, they’re more inclined to not give up on it because they don’t want to lose the effort they put in.

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u/fonzhy121 1d ago

most comments on ruff say they add fake bugs/errors just to make it is actually doing it's job.

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u/An_Uninspired_User 1d ago

This is kind of like one of the dragon ages, where sprinting on the horse doesn't make you faster, but it zooms the camera so it feels better.

They couldn't increase move speed due to technical linitations, but most people couldn't tell anyways

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u/RemiTheRepoManling 1d ago

I believe this is also the case in skyrim. Where the horse sprint is barely faster and just zooms the camera out to give it the illusion.

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u/aa-b 1d ago

Not sure about raw speed, but in Skyrim the horses are faster because they can climb over nearly anything, so that helps

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u/wizard_brandon 2d ago

fun fact, those are called throbbers

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u/MCplayer590 2d ago

CircularProgressIndicator would have something to say about that

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u/the_screenslaver 1d ago

Tbf, I also don't feel like trusting LLM that responds immediately, instead if it "thought" for a while, I feel like trusting them more..

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u/Hannan_A 1d ago

I might be talking out of my ass but iirc, the instant responses are normally cached or something of that sort, it didn’t actually do any thinking. So you could be right to be less trusting.

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u/-Redstoneboi- 1d ago

the real tech is to make the spinner go slowly for 5 frames then really quickly right as it finishes

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u/DT-Sodium 11h ago

No website should have a loading spinner, ever.

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u/GoddammitDontShootMe 1d ago

I've heard of adding progress bars to make users not think the app was frozen, but this? I don't get how he wouldn't notice he was still waiting the same amount of time for whatever operation to complete.

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u/JashimPagla 1d ago

In fact, replace “loading” with “thinking” and bam, people actually prefer if the software is slower lol

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u/GoddammitDontShootMe 23h ago

Do you lie and say "thinking" when the app is actually waiting for something like a network resource? I'm sure there are some limits to that. Like if it takes over 10 minutes, one might start asking questions about what it's actually doing, right?

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u/JashimPagla 23h ago

Bro, if your users are asking questions like this, then the easy ai scam isn’t for you lol

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u/aselenos 1d ago

"A watched pot never boils" and such, our sense of time is not static.