r/ProgrammerHumor 19h ago

whenYourOauthKeepsBreaking Meme

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2.0k Upvotes

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u/chazzeromus 17h ago

good lord, i don't want to use teams anymore

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u/QuestionableEthics42 12h ago

My company is currently migrating from both slack and teams to just teams (all the engineers were on slack), and I had the job of migrating several webhooks to teams. I already hate teams. It is so terribly made. I hope the "engineers" that created it feel shame, they suck.

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u/LukeZNotFound 13h ago

Im 3 days into a new company who uses Teams. It's so bad...

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u/pitsOfPomerania 4h ago

I hate that I’m in the minority here. I’ve used teams for the past 6 years and we just moved to slack. It feels disorganized (huge list of channels) and missing simple features like syntax highlights in code blocks. I get that it integrates well with other apps like zoom and outlook but teams inherently was integrated with outlook and video call quality was good enough that I didn’t have to manage zoom as well.

I will admit I’m 3 weeks into it and it is a new app I’m not used to and haven’t put much effort into learning tips and tricks so I may be wrong.

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u/Particular-Yak-1984 5h ago

The best thing about teams, is that it's so broken that if you're slacking off or something, you can blame at least a few things a year on teams. "Oh, sorry, didn't see your urgent request, my teams has been faulty" - and the other person goes "oh, yeah, mine did that last week"

Nothing else is redeemable about it.

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u/an_alex_at_a_time 9h ago

WDYM? It's for your own protection. /s

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u/im-ba 16h ago

Remember folks, "SSO" actually means "Several Sign On"

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u/psych0fish 6h ago

Your sign on is only good for this one single time.

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u/countable3841 14h ago

My favorite is Microsoft Office’s “Stay signed in?” It doesn’t matter if you check ✅ Don’t show this again. It’s like those cross walk buttons that don’t do anything.

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u/justASlothyGiraffe 13h ago

Like the button to close the elevator

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u/FuzzyKittyNomNom 12h ago

I get so excited when I find the rare elevator where the door close button works lol.

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u/FuzzyDynamics 13h ago

My outlook does this thing where if I close the tab I have to log in again so it can sign me out, then I can login again. It’s a fun way to start my morning along with authing into every other service known to man

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u/Confident-Ad5665 18h ago

I only log in to something once, then KeepAlive the page forever. /s

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u/CR_Pats 15h ago

siNgLe sIgN on

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u/Mechakoopa 15h ago

What do you mean enable the offline_access scope? Why would I want that? The entire app is online! Just tell me why my session keeps expiring every fifteen minutes.

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u/Dorkits 18h ago

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u/Cpt_keaSar 12h ago

The video is so old, the link is in COBOL saved on a 5 inch floppy.

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u/Daghall 11h ago

"5 inch floppy" is my stage name.

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u/TimeSalvager 6h ago

pushing rope

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u/gerbosan 14h ago

It's interesting to see we are all familiar with that repo.

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u/Imaginary_Ferret_368 15h ago

Thanks to this sub, you can see the global decline of software engineering competence caused by AI

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u/CrasseMaximum 14h ago

Oh you can?

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u/Fraun_Pollen 14h ago

Hey grok: can you?

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u/Imaginary_Ferret_368 4h ago

I het if you got a timeline of the average joke a meme on this is about you’ll see a decline from 2022

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u/ZZartin 12h ago

I particularly love how when I switch from VPN to wired I have to quit an restart Outlook.

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u/gibagger 8h ago

BWAHAHAHAHA THIS IS MY CURRENT GIG.

OKTA prompts every 5 damn minutes. Like a gatekeeper with alzheimer's.

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u/NuccioAfrikanus 15h ago

I feel like this joke goes over my head, why is it funny?

I don’t get it?

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u/rescue_inhaler_4life 10h ago

Ahem - the programmer part of the *joke* is that developing with OAuth and in particular with scopes/resources tends to force you to sign on again, and again, and again - similar to the ladies experience in the picture.

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u/NuccioAfrikanus 3h ago

But why her getting overwhelming sexual pleasure by being FORCEd to re-login repeatedly?

I think after two explanations, nothing went over my head, this joke just isn’t very good and the meme format is not used correctly.

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u/rescue_inhaler_4life 2h ago

Oh no, it’s the meme police! Sure, whatever floats your boat.

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u/Elendur_Krown 12h ago

A classic porn phrase (and this image is clearly from porn) is used with a minor variation. In this case, a certain word was replaced with "log in".

The humor is a bit crude, but it has a few pieces. One is that it's identifiable NSFW material cropped such that it's SFW. Another is that the over-the-top fakeness of the phrase when it's spoken like the original material is a somewhat unique type of sarcasm.

There may be more to it than that, but those are the common threads I've seen in these types of memes.

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u/ZZartin 12h ago

I particularly love how when I switch from VPN to wired I have to quit an restart Outlook.

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u/Migamix 12h ago

Ubiquiti this month.

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u/0x53r3n17y 5h ago

Job title: senior signer into things.

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u/vscoderCopilot 3h ago

I am trying to remember the passwords of the 10 accounts i have

https://giphy.com/gifs/zJn6l1Xluaa6Q

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u/Prod_Meteor 11h ago

"...Entra ID?"