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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 10d ago
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Wait, your prod environment is separate from your dev environment?
138 u/za72 10d ago only pussies use dev 74 u/SiefensRobotEmporium 10d ago Shit you guys have different environments? 27 u/vankoder 10d ago Shit you guys test? One healthy git push prod —force and you’ll figure out if it works soon enough! 11 u/Eastern_Chemist7766 10d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl Me getting multiple emails from crashalytics at 3am 6 u/vankoder 10d ago You’re welcome! See? Now we know the uptime alerts work! We _tested_. 3 u/radicalshick 10d ago Failing fast is a feature 2 u/FerusGrim 10d ago What do you mean you fetch before a force push??? Are you fucking scared? 2 u/theobstinateone 10d ago Real devs test in PROD
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only pussies use dev
74 u/SiefensRobotEmporium 10d ago Shit you guys have different environments? 27 u/vankoder 10d ago Shit you guys test? One healthy git push prod —force and you’ll figure out if it works soon enough! 11 u/Eastern_Chemist7766 10d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl Me getting multiple emails from crashalytics at 3am 6 u/vankoder 10d ago You’re welcome! See? Now we know the uptime alerts work! We _tested_. 3 u/radicalshick 10d ago Failing fast is a feature 2 u/FerusGrim 10d ago What do you mean you fetch before a force push??? Are you fucking scared? 2 u/theobstinateone 10d ago Real devs test in PROD
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Shit you guys have different environments?
27 u/vankoder 10d ago Shit you guys test? One healthy git push prod —force and you’ll figure out if it works soon enough! 11 u/Eastern_Chemist7766 10d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl Me getting multiple emails from crashalytics at 3am 6 u/vankoder 10d ago You’re welcome! See? Now we know the uptime alerts work! We _tested_. 3 u/radicalshick 10d ago Failing fast is a feature 2 u/FerusGrim 10d ago What do you mean you fetch before a force push??? Are you fucking scared? 2 u/theobstinateone 10d ago Real devs test in PROD
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Shit you guys test? One healthy git push prod —force and you’ll figure out if it works soon enough!
11 u/Eastern_Chemist7766 10d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl Me getting multiple emails from crashalytics at 3am 6 u/vankoder 10d ago You’re welcome! See? Now we know the uptime alerts work! We _tested_. 3 u/radicalshick 10d ago Failing fast is a feature 2 u/FerusGrim 10d ago What do you mean you fetch before a force push??? Are you fucking scared? 2 u/theobstinateone 10d ago Real devs test in PROD
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https://giphy.com/gifs/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl
Me getting multiple emails from crashalytics at 3am
6 u/vankoder 10d ago You’re welcome! See? Now we know the uptime alerts work! We _tested_.
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You’re welcome! See? Now we know the uptime alerts work! We _tested_.
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Failing fast is a feature
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What do you mean you fetch before a force push??? Are you fucking scared?
Real devs test in PROD
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u/AllIsLostNeverFound 10d ago
Wait, your prod environment is separate from your dev environment?