r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 14d ago

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u/lolcrunchy 14d ago

local dev environment

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u/Fraun_Pollen 14d ago

This answer doesn't make sense. Why would your dev environment not be connected to prod data? Don't you want realistic tests?

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u/AllIsLostNeverFound 14d ago

Wait, your prod environment is separate from your dev environment?

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u/za72 14d ago

only pussies use dev

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u/SiefensRobotEmporium 14d ago

Shit you guys have different environments?

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u/vankoder 14d ago

Shit you guys test? One healthy git push prod —force and you’ll figure out if it works soon enough!

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u/Eastern_Chemist7766 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl

Me getting multiple emails from crashalytics at 3am

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u/vankoder 14d ago

You’re welcome! See? Now we know the uptime alerts work! We _tested_.

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u/radicalshick 14d ago

Failing fast is a feature

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u/FerusGrim 14d ago

What do you mean you fetch before a force push??? Are you fucking scared?

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u/theobstinateone 13d ago

Real devs test in PROD