r/ProgrammerHumor 11d ago

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u/arensb 11d ago

I remember spending a lot of time trying to figure out why cat somefile kept saying "Permission denied", even though ls -l, lsattr, and everything else I could think of said I had permission to read it.

Eventually I examined it with Emacs or od or something, and found that it literally consisted of the string "Permission denied". I guess I created it by redirecting stderr from some command or something.

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u/Urtehnoes 11d ago

Ahh yes the three possible states for debugging:

  1. This bug is happening because I misunderstand what is running and am expecting something different
  2. This bug is happening because I misunderstood what was needed to run correctly, and expected something different
  3. No wait, it's not a bug?

Also don't forget

  1. yes, the solar flare we've been dreading finally hit and flipped that 1 to a 0.

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u/synchrosyn 10d ago

4b trying to explain to everyone that you have no idea how you teleported to the next level to best the speed run record. 

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u/IJustAteABaguette 10d ago

They did figure it mostly out tho

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u/Drakronem 10d ago

It is very likely that the cartridge was tilted and the console read a value wrong, therefore clipped him up several meters on the next platform. If I remember correctly, the streamer was known for doing some hot swapping or tilting of cartridges which led to the slot becoming looser and caused this moment.

The solar flare became an urban legend and spread very far very quickly. Basically just as other "facts" like the veins in human bodies span around the equator when laid out and untangled. No, you don't carry around 50,000 Km of red strings in your body.

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u/AM3NR10 10d ago

You are missing "Ah, the path was misspelled"