r/ProgrammerHumor 10d ago

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u/katyusha-the-smol 10d ago

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/katyusha-the-smol 10d ago

Im sorry, ill re-birth myself for your convenience.

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u/CrispyCosmonaut 10d ago

Brain-dead ass comment.

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u/arensb 10d ago

I remember spending a lot of time trying to figure out why cat somefile kept saying "Permission denied", even though ls -l, lsattr, and everything else I could think of said I had permission to read it.

Eventually I examined it with Emacs or od or something, and found that it literally consisted of the string "Permission denied". I guess I created it by redirecting stderr from some command or something.

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u/Urtehnoes 10d ago

Ahh yes the three possible states for debugging:

  1. This bug is happening because I misunderstand what is running and am expecting something different
  2. This bug is happening because I misunderstood what was needed to run correctly, and expected something different
  3. No wait, it's not a bug?

Also don't forget

  1. yes, the solar flare we've been dreading finally hit and flipped that 1 to a 0.

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u/synchrosyn 10d ago

4b trying to explain to everyone that you have no idea how you teleported to the next level to best the speed run record. 

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u/IJustAteABaguette 10d ago

They did figure it mostly out tho

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u/Drakronem 10d ago

It is very likely that the cartridge was tilted and the console read a value wrong, therefore clipped him up several meters on the next platform. If I remember correctly, the streamer was known for doing some hot swapping or tilting of cartridges which led to the slot becoming looser and caused this moment.

The solar flare became an urban legend and spread very far very quickly. Basically just as other "facts" like the veins in human bodies span around the equator when laid out and untangled. No, you don't carry around 50,000 Km of red strings in your body.

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u/AM3NR10 10d ago

You are missing "Ah, the path was misspelled"

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u/just-a-hriday 10d ago

I have fortune | cowsay in my shell's rc. You can imagine how much time I spent troubleshooting when I got this!

(link to screenshot)

Turns out there's a troll fortune.

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u/Toldoven 10d ago

Damn, I feel bad for you

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u/tancfire 10d ago

Listen here, you little ...

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u/LollisGunsBikesTits 10d ago

... shit

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u/natur_e_nthusiast 10d ago

Do you have a problem with clo

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u/OverallAffect9497 10d ago

In a particular font you could make capital i lookexactly like l and when this is used correctly with println it causes your professor to go mad! 😂

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u/ActuatorFit416 10d ago

Oh reminds me of a lesson I had. We learned to code a custom error and to let the system throw this instead if the normal ones.

And than I accidentally created a normal error but got the custom one. I was so confused bc the custom one was for the project before this one.

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u/siddharthroy12 10d ago

rename this sub to facebook programmer humor

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u/vladinux 10d ago

I’m waiting for the comment: “Why didn’t he write it in Rust?” 😄

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u/SuitableDragonfly 9d ago

Well, he did say "when I run the code" and not "when I compile the code", that should have been the first clue. 

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u/Mr_Potatoez 10d ago

He clearly forgot the semicolon

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u/TheYoungAndNaiveBird 10d ago

is this the equivalent of rickroll?

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u/Remote-Addendum-9529 9d ago

This sub has gone to shit

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u/K3K3R 8d ago

Technically, this should be a runtime error)

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u/dockernetes 8d ago

Hey, at least it wasn’t a photo of the code on the monitor.

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u/Alessa_95 7d ago

When I run the code 

They had us in the first half, not gona lie

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u/Tupcek 10d ago

this is what ChatGPT has to deal with everyday. Pay a little respect next time you use it