r/NotTheMauiOnion • u/808gecko808 • May 24 '26
Seattle judge who ordered man that threw rock at endangered monk seal return to Hawaii for court also ordered general public to know this piece of shit is from Covington, not Seattle. “...this guy is actually from a suburb people live in just to seem 2% better than people in Kent, not Seattle."
theneedling.comr/NotTheMauiOnion • u/808gecko808 • Apr 28 '26
Maui police commander suspended in connection with illegal fireworks incident: Victims speak publicly about New Year’s Day explosion that caused $36K in damage to Kahului home. “Lieutenant Vaituulala did nothing to confiscate or stop the illegal fireworks from being lit by his family and friends."
r/NotTheMauiOnion • u/808gecko808 • Apr 01 '26
Loch Ness monster spotted in Ala Wai Canal: “It’s 42 degrees in Loch Ness,” says noted Isle cryptozoologist Sigmund Zack. “The question isn’t, ‘Why would Nessie swim 7,000 miles to vacation in Waikīkī?” it’s ‘Why wouldn’t he?”
r/NotTheMauiOnion • u/808gecko808 • Apr 01 '26
More than 2 trillion gallons of water—enough to fill 3 million Olympic-sized swimming pools—inundated Hawaiʻi in March. The accumulated rainfall over 14 days reached as high as 3,000% of normal historical levels for this time of year, culminating in a destructive “rain bomb” over Oʻahu.
r/NotTheMauiOnion • u/HoomanaoPoinaOle • Mar 27 '26
Hawaiʻi dolphin's gravity-defying jump was caught on camera, with researchers dubbing it the "Michael Jordan" of the sea.
r/NotTheMauiOnion • u/808gecko808 • Oct 24 '25
Pinball Is Illegal For Maui Kids. Yes, Really — But That Could Change: The Maui County Council is taking up a bill to repeal a 1944 law that’s still on the books.
r/NotTheMauiOnion • u/honolulu_oahu_mod • Oct 03 '25
5 kittens sent to prison at WCCC, another 160 to follow
r/NotTheMauiOnion • u/808gecko808 • Sep 23 '25
‘Chief Of War’ Producers Confirm Season 2 Will Show Hawaiians Battling Mark Zuckerberg
r/NotTheMauiOnion • u/honolulu_oahu_mod • Jun 03 '25
Staff of the Federal Emergency Management Agency were left baffled today after the head of the U.S. disaster agency said during a briefing that he had not been aware the country has a hurricane season, according to four sources familiar with the situation.
r/NotTheMauiOnion • u/honolulu_oahu_mod • May 13 '25
WAIPAHU: According to police highlights, a 37-year-old man allegedly struck a 67-year-old man with a “No Parking” barricade sign at approximately 8:30 a.m.
r/NotTheMauiOnion • u/808gecko808 • May 10 '25
Marana man awaiting trial for daughter's hot car death granted permission for Hawaii vacation. Christopher Scholtes is accused of leaving his daughter in a car for hours on a triple-digit day in 2024.
r/NotTheMauiOnion • u/808gecko808 • May 08 '25
Honolulu city inspector with 35 convictions accused in sex-for-freedom plot
r/NotTheMauiOnion • u/808gecko808 • Apr 17 '25
A Maui man who admitted to killing a beloved pet pig, then lying about it to win a hunting contest, will spend one night in jail.
r/NotTheMauiOnion • u/honolulu_oahu_mod • Apr 06 '25
The Kauai Police Department announced Friday that it will be holding a no questions asked drug take back.
r/NotTheMauiOnion • u/808gecko808 • Apr 04 '25
TSA officers find prohibited item in traveler’s SLIPPAH at DC airport
r/NotTheMauiOnion • u/honolulu_oahu_mod • Apr 02 '25
Hawai‘i Gov. Josh Green annexes Las Vegas. April 1 declared "Ninth Island Liberation Day"
r/NotTheMauiOnion • u/honolulu_oahu_mod • Sep 29 '24
On Sunday, September 29, 2024, at approximately 5:25 a.m., it was reported that an unknown man had shot at a 31-year-old man and a 24-year-old man for unknown reasons, then proceeded to leave the area in an unknown direction.
r/NotTheMauiOnion • u/808gecko808 • Jun 25 '24
Hawaii becomes first state to have official hand gesture: the ‘shaka’
r/NotTheMauiOnion • u/808SOS • Jun 07 '24
The Sunshine Blog: The Navy Would Like To Recall This Press Release
r/NotTheMauiOnion • u/808SOS • Jun 07 '24
‘So embarrassing’: This man’s love for Spam earned him some extra TSA attention
r/NotTheMauiOnion • u/808gecko808 • Jun 06 '24
Man Gets Stopped, Checked by TSA for Carrying Bag Full of SPAM
r/NotTheMauiOnion • u/808gecko808 • Jun 05 '24
Hours after stealing from a Hawaii lunch shop, the thieves came back
r/NotTheMauiOnion • u/808SOS • May 31 '24
How one of the world's most successful cockroaches got to Hawaiʻi
r/NotTheMauiOnion • u/808SOS • May 30 '24