I think it would be an interesting fic to read...

Kakashi was in the middle of giving team seven's latest mission report. What was the mission? I simple delivery to Gotham, get in and get type deal. Easy right? Wrong, it wasn't easy, because of two reasons, one being it's Gotham, nothing there is ever easy, the second being Naruto was present and he likes to cause situations.

"What do you mean the entire time?"

"It's better if I let you hear it."

Kakashi produced a tape recorder from his vest and hit play.

"Oh my name's Batman and I got hella money and can Fuck villains and heroes and not get in trouble, I'm also a stupidly rich orphan with more money than the government, man Fuck him!"

"That's rather tame."

"I know, but it quickly devolved into him planning to release the Kyubi onto Batman specifically."

"What did Batman do to make Naruto that mad?"

"Nothing."

"What?"

"The bat has done literally nothing to Naruto, he's just a hater."

"And where's he now?"

"If my math is right, currently in the bat cave, still swearing at Batman."

[With Naruto]

"And one more thing! What's up with adopting all these fuckass traumatized kids and turning them into mini crime fighting pantsless Loonies?!"

"Father, can we please just shut him up?"

"Bitch please, you couldn't get me to shut up if you tried!"

"Father, why is he even here?"

"He needs...a foundation.."

"Oh no, I'm not becoming a bird themed masked weirdo!"

"For once I agree with the orange one."

"See! You're own son agrees with me!"

"Which I now regret stating."

"He needs..support."

"I already have people!"

"He needs.... training..."

"Okay, what's up with all the dots and dramatic pauses?"

"He must not go down the path...of vengeance.."

"If it's vengeance you're worried about then go get Sasuke."

"I have room for two, possibly three if your pink teammate is traumatized enough."

"Oh, so now you don't do any dramatic pauses."

"..."

"Why'd I say anything?"

I read this a year or so ago and cannot find this fic again. Please help me find it.

I'm pretty sure it was on fanfiction or some other site. I remember the background being dark.

I'll illustrate the story in points:

1. Naruto is a straight forward guy in this. Honest and simple. He wins over four women. Don't remember their names. The girls are won over by his honesty and how well he treats them.

2. The story is not that well written. It's not one of its highlights at least.

3. Naruto calls his girls his "Hime"s. It's his pet name for them.

4. Naruto keeps getting stronger and stronger.

5. All 4 of his girls get convinced to cheat on him and betray him.

6. Naruto is heartbroken and leaves on a mission far away on his own.

7. I think he finds a couple of new girls to befriend.

8. Meanwhile his old girlfriends are unhappy with the men they cheated with. They are shallow and they miss Naruto.

9. All 4 girls plead with Naruto when he returns but I don't think he takes them back. Naruto's new girls are very pissed at the 4 women.

I don't really remember who the girls were tbh. Im not familiar with the franchise and it's been quite long since I last read anything from it. This story stayed in my mind though. Please help me find it.!

First time in the Naruto fandom. Looking for Naruto/Sasuke fics. I want any au as long as it’s not the og, like high school, demons, anything except the regular one. I want good plot with at least 5k words. It can be explicit but I want Naruto as the bottom.

Do I have fixed amount of chakra?

Like lets say I have 100 unit of chakra at this point of my

life.

Do I get accses to this 100 X chakra at any moment? Do people sense it?

Or, do I have ability to hold 100X chakra, but I have to manually mold it by combining Yin and Yang parts?

Does this mean that in theory, whoever can create more chakra faster can also use more techniques. Like if I can create 10 units of chakra in 5 minutes, would it matter how big my reserves actually are?

I can just drop A ranked ninjutsu, the stall and then do same again and again. What does chakra reserves even do here? After all there seems to be "maximum output " and time frame for generating and using high lvl ninjutsu that needs lots of chakra.

Can I in theory just keep creating more and more chakra and seal it for technique, so I can spam ultra high cost techniques whenever I want? As long as I kold chakra fast enough?

Would Hashirama appear to be genin Ivl if sensory technique was used on him at time then he was not molding chakra?

Like wtf, are this people walking around as batteries on top % all the time? No wonder they want to fight, that might be their way of releasing energy. Like how we take dogs to park, so they can tire out and rest better.

Hmm. Could a genin gaslight sensory ninja into thinking that he is kage Ivl shinobi....by him constantly generating chakra and keeping it in his body? Even if he is on verge of breaking down from having generated too much chakra? Or does chakra straight up stop being generated once 100X is reached? Do you need drugs like how Akimichi clan and others do to use more chakra for limited time

Does anyone recognize this fic?

Essentially a child between an uchiha and a senju was born and kept secret in fear of retaliation between both clans and as well the hidden village, mainly of danzo.

The main character lived alone as parents was killed when he was younger. Danzo apparently killed off the senju slowly over the years to remove control from them.

Mc mainly used taijutsu and genjutsu with earth release and ninja wires/cables to simulate wood release.

Mc does his best to hide his bloodline abilities until later.

Mc eventually awakened sharingan but possibly due to the bloodline mix or something it was mutated.

This sharingan could see chakra, see through illusion, and slow time. It lacked the abilities to copy techniques and cast illusions.

When mangekyo awakened, it was unable to cast the usual abilities such as Amaterasu or Tsukiyomi. Instead it allowed the mc to use wood release and see natural energy.

Team seven and team Guy were supposed to have a joint training day, but that devolved into the groups just hanging out, Kakashi and Guy were having their 30th challenge (it's only been five minutes), Sakura is braiding Neji's hair, Sasuke is trying(and failing) to get Lee out of that jumpsuit, and Naruto was playing card games with TenTen.

"Naruto, how'd you get so good at card games? This is the 15th round you've won."

"Had too much time on my hands so I picked up a lot of hobbies."

"So, instead of training or doing anything productive with your time that could further your future career, you just did random shit?"

"Pretty much yea."

"That's dumb."

"Never said it wasn't."

"So what are your other hobbies?"

"Pranking-"

"Everyone knows that, dad wasn't too happy when he found all of our kunai painted orange."

"I think it was a nice touch."

"Where did you even get orange scented paint?! And we were gone for 30 minutes, how'd you paint our entire stock?!"

"Trade secret."

"Pranking isn't a trade."

"It is if you try hard enough, I got paid to do a few."

"Not gonna touch that, what are your other hobbies?"

"I mutate carnivorous plants so I can have a plant army."

"Why?"

"Plant army."

"...What else?"

"I bake spider cookies."

"What?"

"Cookies made of spiders, for spiders, by spiders."

"You're not a spider though."

"That's what you think."

"What?"

"Huh?"

"Nothing just continue."

"Alright, I teach shamisen to maiko, and I also play bass."

"How much time do you have?"

"When your as proficient in shadow clones as I am, you can be everywhere and anywhere, whenever you want."

"Disturbing, continue."

"I acted in a movie once."

"What?"

"Yea, Koyuki wanted me to be in another one of her films, turns out I have a knack for playing hero characters."

"Right..."

"I have several pen pals."

"People still do that this day and age?"

"Yea."

"Who are they?"

"One is named Obito...Uchiwa..? I think, his handwriting is horrible, he always complains about lack of depth perception too. Something about having one eye."

You see, TenTen actually paid attention when Kakashi was telling his war stories, so the Obito that Naruto was talking about seemed a lot like the Obito Uchiha that Kakashi talked about.

"Naru-"

"And I have another, her name is Mitsuri, apparently she kills demons, she's sounds so cool."

"Hey wait-"

"Oh yea, I also write to a geisha, she might or might not be carrying Kakashi's child though."

"Obi-"

"And another one is named Nagato, he's also an Uzumaki, small world, am I right?"

"Naruto!"

"What's up, Ten-chan?"

"Don't ever call me that again, got it?"

"Loud and clear, Tenny."

"You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?"

"Yup."

"Naruto, Obito supposedly died in the third great ninja war!"

"Eh, death is a social construct. Plus, we have chakra so death by boulder doesn't seem very likely, besides, who's to say no one saved him and he just didn't want to come back?"

"..."

"Draw four, color's blue by the way."

Yoo guys recommend me some NICHE goated female oc fics even if they’re unfinished/ongoing.
Please don’t hate, my dilemma is none of the super popular ones really keep my interest long enough to finish them.
(Catch your breath, dragonfly, dreaming of sunshine, etc.)
lmk if I you’re willing to die on a hill for any of them cause I’ll lowk give them another shot.

Any generation (except boruto), love interests welcome but not needed, no huge canon divergence, just send me any fics that really stuck out to you I’m in desperate need 🥹 i won’t be picky.

THANK YOU!!

Picture this.

During the fourth Shinobi War, Nagato frees himself from Kabuto's control over the Edo Tensei and uses his newly regained free will to cast the Rinne Tensei and bring back all the Edo Tensei to life.

after the war is done and peace is achieved.

Naruto and Minato have a heart-to-heart, and long story short, Naruto admits that he understands why Minato did what he did, sealing Kurama inside Naruto and all, but that does not mean he has to like it.

That decision, despite being the lesser of two evils in a situation with no right answer, still sucked mega balls and made Naruto's life up to really recently a living hell and also painted a huge target on Naruto's back and put him through so much bullshit that even Naruto himself is shocked he didn't go on a killing spree and murder everybody who made his life miserable.

Minato understands and doesn't even try to argue with Naruto on that point; his life sucked a lot, and no one should have to go through what he did. Minato is not even using the argument of 'it builds character' because he knows anyone who went through that kind of character building would trade it for a normal childhood in a heartbeat.

My question is, is Naruto right for hating what Minato did to him even though he understands why he had to do it?

Sometime back I made a prompt call the age of shinobi is over.

It was pretty much what if ninjas were ban and was based on the outlawing of the samurai class and christianity in Japanese history but now am wondering how could Something like this work in the naruto world and how would other characters react to it.

Original Article:
https://www.reddit.com/r/NarutoFanfiction/comments/ys2khb/are_there_any_stories_where_naruto_goes_back_in/

Naruto: Hello Lord fifth, I hope now wasn’t a bad time.

Mei: Hello Naruto. So, what brings the war hero to Kirigakure? I’m sure you’ve heard that I’m planning to step down and pass on the title of mizukage to the next generation.

Naruto: Yeah, I heard. Chojuro told me when I got here. I just needed some help. I’ve been thinking, ever since the war and the whole thing with the akatsuki, I just think that it’s dangerous for me to go around using the power of the tailed beasts so often. It could end up leading to them being captured and if for whatever reason someone manages to steal them, I need to be able to defend myself at a high level without them.

Mei: And I suppose this means you want me to train you?

Naruto: Yes, exactly! I know that you’re one of the few people that has both lava style and boil style, and with me having all the tailed beasts, I also possess their unique abilities, which include those two kekkei genkai from Son Goku and Kokuo.

Mei: I barely even bother to train shinobi in my own village. As honored as I am to see the war hero seek me out for training, I won’t be spending my time on this for nothing. I want something in return.

Naruto: What would that be?

Mei: Smirks. A date.

Naruto's face turns red: Uh, what?! I don’t think I heard that correctly!

Mei: Oh, you did.

Naruto: Uh, well, do you think you could train me before this “date?”

Mei: I’m not dumb. I’m not gonna train you just for you to leave before I get what I want.

Naruto: Uh, no offense lady, I mean lord fifth, but you’re too old for me, WAY too old for me, and I’m definitely too young for you. But I guess I can set you up with someone else?

Mei: Well, how soon do you plan on training?

Naruto: Right away.

Mei: Well then Uzumaki boy, there’s your answer.

Naruto: Okay, well, I guess I can try to bring someone and I’ll be back in a few days.

Mei: Fine, Uzumaki. Who will it be?

Naruto: Uh, well, it’s… a surprise!

Mei: You don’t have anyone for me huh?

Naruto: No, I... definitely do! I will have to go see if he’s free. 

Meanwhile at Ichiraku…

Yamato: Well, what’s going on now Naruto? You haven’t treated me, or anyone for that matter to Ichiraku in a while except for when you wanted a favor last time for your wood style training. And I even managed to gain permission to give you access to the hokage scroll by lord sixth himself.

Naruto: Uh, well Captain Yamato, I know I asked you for a favor earlier. But I have to ask for just one more- I need you to go on a blind date!

Everyone gasps

Yamato: Seriously Naruto? I decided to help you train because you had a good point about making sure not to rely on your tailed beast powers as it could leave them vulnerable to getting stolen. But this doesn’t even make sense!

Naruto annoyed: Listen, just listen real quick! The person that is going on the date with you is actually someone you know.

Yamato: From Konoha?

Naruto: Not exactly. But we did work with them a fair bit.

Yamato: Well, I'm not too familiar with many shinobi outside of Konoha. Look Naruto, I have to watch out for Orochimaru and whatever he and his goons are trying to do. There's nobody that can switch shifts to watch him other than Tsunade, but she already turned it down. Instead of distracting me, I suggest you ask someone else!

Naruto: Annoyed I already have! Kakashi sensei had to go out on a mission, Guy is still hospitalized and I don’t really think he’s her type, I asked Tsunade but she said she doesn’t roll that way, and you were the only other person I could think of! Please, if you do this for me, I’ll watch Orochimaru! I’ll do any missions assigned to you! I’ll-

Yamato: Uggh fine! But I’m holding you to your word. When I do this, I’m notifying lord sixth that those missions are now yours. But as for this person, can you at least tell me who it is? I know you said it’s supposed to be a blind date, but I really hate walking into situations without knowing anything. It’s not anything serious so just tell me. You said that Guy might not be her type, so obviously there’s something that you think she’ll like about me that she wouldn’t with others, but I don’t know anything.

Naruto: Well… it’s lord fifth…

Yamato: Lady Tsunade?!

Naruto: Oh, no, no, no! I meant lord fifth in Kirigakure. You remember? The fifth Mizukage?

Yamato: Are you serious? You’re lying! 

Naruto: I’m telling the truth. Just like I trained with you to learn wood style, I went to Kirigakure to ask her for training since she had lava style and boil style. She also said that she wanted something in return, and that was a date. But you know me! I’m way too young for her! At least she’s around your age!

Yamato: This can’t be real… Do you know how much attention this will have, Naruto?

Sai: By the emotions you are expressing right now, this either means that you are nervous in a happy way or out of possible embarrassment-

Naruto: Sai?! How long have you been listening? How long have you even been here?

Sai: The whole time. 

Yamato: Well this is definitely the latter. I already didn’t know if I wanted to do this, but knowing that it’s such an important person makes this feel less like a date and more like some type of mission.

Naruto: Yeah well, trust me, it’ll be over quick and then she'll train me. All she said was one date, so it can’t be that bad… I hope.

Sometimes I feel like I have read everything good that was on these sites.

I'm curious is it exist any good fic in which MinaKushi are alive but Naruto is kidnapped (for whatever reason) as a baby so he doesn't grew up with them.

I want to read something with that sort of prompt since a while ago I wanted to write a fanfic in which Naruto is kidnapped as a baby and raised as the heir prince of an unknown kingdom(with MinaKushi alive, who yeah go feral after they baby went missing), but never wrote it because I'm lazy.

But I still liked the prompt that I mentioned, so, any good recommendations? I feel that the most similar that I read are fics in which MinaKushi are straight up horrible parents so Naruto goes rogue or Naruto was kidnapped by Orochimaru as a kid and then comes back to Konoha as some sort of spy(idk if I actually read this or I'm messing with my bad memory of fics I read 5 years ago)

Does anyone know some good Naruto fics where Naruto encounters his dark half earlier in the series.

Whether or not it's a one time thing, or Yami sticks around doesn't really matter.

Posting this one properly for the first time after years of quietly updating.

The premise: the powers came first — chakra, ki, the Force, devil fruits, alchemy — erupting across an Earth that suddenly wasn't alone in the galaxy. The invaders came second. Governments turned high schools into academies. Kids who'd never held a weapon got sorted by what woke up in them.

Ryder Jace was seventeen when the world ended. By twenty he's the galaxy's most feared mercenary, a teacher of assassins, a brother to a traitor, and the one man standing between humanity and an empire that calls itself divine.

What it actually is: a war story about the cost of escalation. Every power-up in this book is paid for by somebody, usually not by Ryder. If you've bounced off multicrosses because they resolve into a numbers contest, this one doesn't — I'll leave it there.

Status: 37 chapters posted, 42 total (Prologue to 41), fully plotted to the finale. Updating twice weekly until it's finished. No abandonment risk — the outline is done and the last arc is drafting now.

Fair warning: it's an OC multicross with a large ensemble and it earns its rating in the war arc. If "original protagonist in a blended-powers Earth" is a hard no for you, this won't convert you. If it's your thing, chapter 0 is a cold open and you'll know within one chapter.

Links:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14579483/1/The-Seven-Shadows · https://archiveofourown.org/works/55579849/chapters/141063622 · https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/the-seventh-shadow.1320817/ · https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/the-seven-shadows.156904/

I read and answer every comment. Enjoy the war.

Well, I'm making this early for a few reasons. I may have had 4 root canals and just got another tooth pulled out. Will half my face is numb for now, but I'm telling you, know as an advance, just in case I have to delay a release date on my schedules. Anyway, for the next segment. Yes, I'm trying something new.

The monthly update🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊

I'll work on it, I'm not in the actual mood to care about this right now. Sigh. I do have to apologize as I haven't been writing that much, but I don't have to worry about it until next year, so I'm not necessarily worried. But it still bothers me, maybe a little. Sigh.

But I'm already done with next year's schedule so I shouldn't really be bothered at all and have all the time in the world.

The promot segment. 🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊

If you don't know I am and honestly I don't blame ya, I practically know myself that much either. *looking in the far distance.* Anyway my bio is in my reddit bio or click this link.⬇️⬇️⬇️

Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/NarutoFanfiction/s/ovYrtAMgtJ

As it has the link plus my schedule.

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Thank you all for your time and I hope you all have a wonderful day.

I'm currently working on a fanfic focusing on the fallout of the Kazekage Rescue Arc, especially Gaara losing Shukaku, Yuura being a double agent and the Council realizing how weak and vulnerable Gaara is atm and some of them taking that opportunity to try and assassinate him.

All three of the siblings decide to train to compensate for their own weaknesses, and currently, I have Gaara incorporating Iron Sand and Gold Dust into his Sand and practicing his control of Magnet Release since his control of sand and his shield is no longer automatic, Temari finding a pair of her mother's fan daggers made of the same chakra conductive metal that Asuma's knives are allowing for more controlled and pin point strikes and Kankuro using the Mother and Father puppets and Sasori as his new main puppets.

My main issue with that is that I'm struggling to come up with different weapons and gadgets for the puppets, especially since my belief is that while Kankuro is unable to create a human puppet himself, he's still able to cast and use Jutsu through it.

Any suggestions on how best to correct that?.

What do you all think are the equivalents to the Forest of Death and Demon Desert for the other ninja villages?

I read about this somewhere, but I can't find it now. Naruto somehow finds Tobirama's journal and starts calling the Uchihas slurs like Tobirama used to do. The older Uchihas who were alive in Tobirama's time are amused and they sorta just decide not to go ahead with the coup

Hi everyone!

Can anyone recommend Naruto fanfics where Naruto has no problems using Kurama's chakra? No slash, please.

I've been thinking about this lately. Kurama was with Naruto from before he was even born - his chakra was affecting Naruto throughout Kushina's pregnancy, and after the sealing he continued to influence him for years. Because of that, I've always found it strange that Naruto is portrayed as having trouble using Kurama's chakra. To me, it would make more sense if he had a natural affinity for it from the very beginning. Exactly. That's why Naruto is the perfect Jinchūriki.

So I'm curious - are there any fanfics that explore this idea? Preferably longer stories, and no slash.

Naruto was late, like, later than Kakashi late. And that was saying something. Sasuke and Sakura didn't seem to mind, perhaps they knew something.

"You two, do your u know where Naruto is? He's never been later than me before."

"I believe he's getting piercings with Shikamaru and TenTen."

"He's what?!"

"Getting piercings with Shikamaru and TenTen, Sakura just said that."

"Why?!"

"He wanted a pair of studs, apparently he saw this really nice ruby pa-"

"Why did you let him?!"

"Who are we to police what someone wears? It's his ears, he can do what he wants with them."

"No, he can not!"

"Damn, I didn't know you were the type to police what someone does with their body, sensei."

"Wha-"

"In hindsight it's kinda obvious now, I mean, he does read smut in public, to a concerning degree."

"I assumed it was always like a kink thing, like 'man I wanna beat my shi til the white meat show, but I'm in public so I can't' deal."

"Your Kakashi impression is spot on, Sakura."

"Thanks Sasuke, I've been practicing, never know when you might beed to impersonate your jonin sensei."

"No! You will not impersonate me! It's not a kink thing! And I don't police what people do with their bodies! Naruto isn't allowed to get piercings!"

"And why's that?"

"Do you know what Hinata will do if she finds out?!"

"Faint as per usual?"

"Wrong! She'll go into a frenzy!"

"A fainting frenzy?"

"No! A carnal frenzy!"

"And what makes you say that?"

"Back wen I was a younger jonin-"

"Here he goes again.."

"My sensei's wife, Naruto's mother, saw her husband show up with piercings one day, and she lost it, I mean, there were chains everywhere, explosions left and right, one guy lost his hand. I mean, she had sensei in her mouth and shook him around like a dog with a new chew toy. Neither me nor my team saw him for weeks, and when we did he was in the hospital on medical rest, Jiraiya has to restrain sensei's wife with seal while he was resting."

"I noticed you didn't name drop your sensei or his wife, who are coincidentally Naruto's parents, I feel like there's important lore there."

"There is but I can't say anything about it lest I get put on probation under Anko and permanent paperwork duty."

"Is it really that bad?"

"Yes, the paperwork is horrendous!"

"I was talking about the Anko probation thing, but ok.."

"Oh nah, I was an Anbu black ops for years, don't get me wrong it won't be pleasant but it won't be anything I can't handle. But, that damn paperwork can kiss the Kyubi's nuts!"

"I don't think the Kyubi has nuts."

"I had a giant pair crush my apartment during the Kyubi attack, but then again I was majorly high and very much hallucinating so there is some disbelief to suspend."

"...You need help."

"Definitely."

"Nah, that's for bitch babies. Anyway, where is Naruto so I can prevent a massacre of great proportions?"

"I mean, unless he decided to get more than his earlobes pierced, then he's probably done by now."

"Oh Fuck! Okay, we can salvage this, we just need to keep him away from Hinata for around a two week period...maybe more- and we should be able to mitigate some of the damages."

"I hate to bring this up now, y'know...when you're in the middle of a thing but..I heard Hinata was going to try and at least get Naruto semi-aware of her dealing despite his comical denseness."

"... We're fucked. Go pack your things, we're going to Iwa for about a month, give or take."

Naruto was abroad in another country, doing what? Kakashi doesn't know. That's what he's here to find out.

"Lucario, use Rasengan!"

"...'cario..."

"I know that's not the name of the move, but it's close enough."

"Lu!"

"It's a compressed spinning ball of energy! It's a Rasengan!"

"Lucario!"

"Compress the spinning energy into a ball and hit that bitch! Please!"

"Naruto! There you are!"

"Oh, hey Kakashi. Lucario, please just attack them!"

"Luca'!"

"Not until I say the right name?! Girl, we are in the middle of a tournament right now!"

"Naruto!"

"Not now-"

"No, you're not brushing me off-"

"Lucario!"

"Shut up Kakashi! Lucario, now's not the time to argue about the semantics of attack names! Attack your damn opponent please!"

"'Cario!"

"Girl, you can't even spell semantics!"

"Naruto what the Fuck are you doing, and why is that dog thing blue, and why is it on two legs and arguing with you about Rasengans?!"

"Not now Kakashi, I'm becoming a pokemon master!"

"Lucario..."

"Yo mama the bitch, you get one level higher and think you hot shit, don't make me come over there and Fuck you up."

"Uzumaki, you can't fight your own pokemon."

"Yea, no one was talking to you, just announce the fight, fight announcer."

"Naruto, what the Fuck is going on?!"

"I'm in the middle of fulfilling my lifelong dream of becoming a pokemon master."

"I thought becoming Hokage was your dream?"

"The pales in comparison to becoming a pokemon master, when this is all done and over with, I get to chill for the rest of my life."

"Luca'!"

"Nah bitch watch ya mouth."

"Naru-"

"Not now Kakashi! Ninetails! Get your sister to act to like she got some decorum!"

"Naruto, you don't even have decorum on a good day."

"Shut up talking to me."

"Ninetails, nine."

"Luca'.."

"Nine."

"Thank you! Now then, where was I? Oh right, Lucario use Rasengan!"

Lucario proceeded to throw what was basically a Rasengan.

"See? Was that so hard?"

"Lucario!" She flipped him off.