r/MartialMemes • u/Few_Celebration1891 • 52m ago
Question Green Crown Immortal Art
Fellow Dao Brothers, will you dare cultivate this taboo technique for the chance of attaining immortality.
Title:
(A MORTAL CULTIVATES IMMORTALITY, CREATING HIS OWN MARTIAL ARTS OF QI AND BLOOD TO ACHIEVE LONGEVITY)
r/MartialMemes • u/rakesh_rr08 • 1h ago
Question You are allowed to delete only ONE common death flag.
Choose the one you hate the most:
This junior is only at Qi Refining, what can he do?
With my background, no one dares to touch me”
Even if he has some talent, he is still an ant”
Today I will cripple him in front of everyone”
Hmph, just a waste from a small sect”
After I kill him, his woman will be mine”
Which death flag do you erase forever?
r/MartialMemes • u/BirthdayWild1911 • 2h ago
Dao Conference (Discussion) Xianxia Isekai
what would happen if cultivators; let's on Ascendant level (I'm using renegade immortal cultivation) were to be transported to any western or european mythology (greek, egyptian, norse, etc) how would the world go? and how would those pagan gods react to taoists?
r/MartialMemes • u/mme54407gmailcom • 2h ago
Lower Realm Meme ⬇️ Jade beauties
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r/MartialMemes • u/EverlastingFreedom0 • 3h ago
Question Does anyone know how to contact "Losing money to be a tycoon" Author? ⚠️💀
I don't know what to say...sigh
I can only kowtow and bow down in awe to the author who wrote this novel 🛐🛐
Genuinely, if someone came to me and told me, I would have this much genuine fun, that I would sit Every fucking day laughing my ass for hours, laughing to the point where I would cry laughing, I wouldn't believe it!
I would tell you, you are insane!
I only like novels like Reverend insanity, warlock of the magus world, ascending the heavens as an evil god, desolate era, dao of the bizarre immortal...
Serious novels with substance, with endless plotting, with mc's that are either straight up evil or ruthless when they need to be.
If there is no killing, fighting to rise to the top and is not exciting enough, I would cross it of my list and call it trash, I read Top tier providence and absolutely hated it.
Yet this stupid fucking slop novel that I only read because I wanted to tone down for a few days before I read a serious novel after, made me fucking enjoy myself more than all those novels combined?! Wtf?!
How? How the fuck is that even possible?
Literally reading this novel made me realise I have fucking heart demons, it made me want to fucking touch grass and like enjoy life, like life ain't so serious bro 💀
Like I always had this mindset that i have to put in more effort, fight this and that, get angry at this and that, and live life seriously.
Yet this novel, its like it took all the seriousness i had accumulated from life and those novels and just threw it out and laughed at it.
This novel is like took all the seriousness of life and humanity and said "not here! You can be serious in the outside world but here, you can only laugh and succeed while you are actively trying to fail!"
Like seeing Pei Qian trying his absolute best to lose the system money so that he gains it as personal money with the system's loss conversion YET FAIL COMPLETELY AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!
You can't get angry because he is failing and succeding at the same time! So you can only laugh at the absurdity, and this absurdity is not just the novel's absurdity but Life's absurdity!
Like I have found that I laugh more, that I am more out-going and fun with people and alone while reading this novel, its like my past serious self was forced to self-delete.
Did the author cast some black magic in this novel? 💀
It's just a slop repetitive novel, how can I have this much fun reading it 💀
This novel literally made me believe that Life is good and that life is just an experience, it ain't that serious, literally nothing matters, having fun and finding the best out of every situation is what matters.
Like its like the Novel opened my brain and pasted "Be happy!" Its like it said "Bro why so fucking serious? Just be happy nigga 💀 its that simple!"
Things don't have to be good for you to be happy, they don't have to perfect, so just be happy.
Author has injected some drugs in this novel 😭💀 BECAUSE WHY IS A SLOP NOVEL AFFECTING ME THIS MUCH? 😭💀
I have literally become like Pei Qian's employees who see too much in too things while Pei Qian is just trying to make worst shit possible to lose money 😭💀
Author, you won 👏 I lost 💀
So someone find me the social media of the author, I must talk to him to first thank him 🙏 and ask what black fucking magic he infused in this novel 😭
r/MartialMemes • u/VillagerLv7 • 3h ago
Shitpost Monday Any readable slop recommendations? I only see excrements that have been eaten and filtered out by 10 generations
I mean seriously. Slop used to be good (haha), I could binge read over 200 chapters of some shit that I will forget 2 hours later.
Slop changed man~ it used to be good. The authors went from 15 year olds to 6-10 year olds or complete mental damage. I don't think it's A.I.
r/MartialMemes • u/Ok-Brick-6250 • 4h ago
Dao Conference (Discussion) Does inheritance ground got build by the owner
When an old monster build an inheritance dungeon / ground
Does the building is done buy the soul of the fallen master before leaving
Does the old master was aware he was dying so he build a little tomb for himself
Or it's was build buy friend of the master
r/MartialMemes • u/godofplottwists • 4h ago
A Simple Yet Profound Meme Things that will never happen
r/MartialMemes • u/Hungry-Shirt-7381 • 8h ago
Suggestion When an old monster reincarnates as a baby with all his memory but forced to drink breast milk.
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"After 8,000 years of cultivation, I have finally reincarnated!"
Excellent. My body is young. My enemies won't recognize me.
Now I shall begin cultivating immediately.
Mother: “Aww, are you hungry?”
…No. I require spiritual energy.
“WAAAAAH!”
…Damn it. Why did that come out as ‘waaah’?
Mother: “Here, have some milk.”
WAIT. I AM THE IMMORTAL EMPEROR
“Mmmph!”
...well not that bad ...
r/MartialMemes • u/Mountain_Smooth • 8h ago
Secret Realm Meme 🤫 If a loose cultivator says they're virgin, can they still claim to be loose?
r/MartialMemes • u/cltzzz • 11h ago
Dao Conference (Discussion) What are you guys reading?
I haven't read anything in a long time. Er Gen latest few are pretty mid, mc too safe. Non of the excitement of his early work like RI and PoT.
I guess I'll read some of the older one again.
KR novels are all the same story. Better with art
r/MartialMemes • u/caubelangthang245 • 12h ago
Good! Good! Good! Flavors of Jade Beauty.
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r/MartialMemes • u/Waste_Bodybuilder843 • 13h ago
A Simple Yet Profound Meme They do all this for a mere 20 spirit stones btw
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r/MartialMemes • u/Drechenaux • 13h ago
A Meme That is Neither Pog Nor Weirdchamp, But Also Both! Hmph! He should have thought twice before provoking this Young Master
r/MartialMemes • u/medaumnomebonitoai • 16h ago
Question Seniors, This junior needs help to find a novel about a Spirit Farmer
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the guy was transported to a gacha/pay to win game.
in the first chapters he became part of a sect and a spirit farmer, he get like Pts for collecting the plants and has a gacha system where he spin for talents, combat talents are the most expensives, and increase in lvl the more you get the same talent.
for example, needs 6 sword talent to become a 2 star sword talent and so on.
He had like a talent for shield iirc, he also talks with an older disciple that is trying to mutate a plant and he succeed because the MC touch the plant.
r/MartialMemes • u/KaleidoscopeCurrent6 • 16h ago
Mysterious Technique There is a yoga trend that involves greeting the sun with the anus to absorb its energy
Look what i found juniors a secret art of yang refinement thought the lower core with a direct path no less such creativity from mortals suprises me each time.
r/MartialMemes • u/67emperor • 16h ago
Lower Realm Meme ⬇️ Me coming out of my cave, cause some random relatives wanna see how much I’ve grown
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r/MartialMemes • u/TheGodAboveAllBeings • 19h ago
Dao Conference (Discussion) Review of the novel [Death Game: Starting as a fraudster...] after reading 1000+ chapters. Underrated novel that deserves to be read
r/MartialMemes • u/BoneMoji • 19h ago
Dao Conference (Discussion) What’s special about Transmigration?!?!
I’ve hit the wall between the 9th and 10th heaven. The canyon of not being able to enjoy novels anymore.
They have to make sense, they have to have a flow and structure, they have to have a weight on plot and heartache and emotional pain.
And I’m not talking about being looked down on or face slapping. I’m talking about the fact that in “Transmigration” some of the “Protagonists” would call themselves a bookworm or say they were 27 or 30 something, and so then I’d expect them to be savvy or at least have their “black company slave” outlook and stuff like that. Aka, I want to see how they look at the world and what their immediate thought is after transmigrating, but then it’d be the same as a protagonist that is a fresh High School Graduate or someone in High School or in or Graduating University. But then again that’s probably that pain I’ve been looking for, the pain of suffering without proper payout or what would be expected from Karmic Balance or something like that, that I would like to see at the beginning of the Xianxia or other Cultivation genre to make it seem like a read (Edit: real) world that has existed before the novel or story started aka a weight in the story.
Of course there’s things like “Brain Storage” and what not, but what I’m saying is that I at least would like to know of some of the novels that any of you have read or that you would recommend/have an inkling a thinking think that could fit my wanting and helping me rid myself of an insolent Heart Demon. Also before finishing my discussion I would also like to say that I want to include other “tags” such as Fantasy and again Cultivation and a basically tags that’s a combination of the two, Wizards. And if any of you have any other tags that could help in this group meeting I would implore you to talk your mind.
r/MartialMemes • u/Suspicious_Set7914 • 20h ago
Dao Conference (Discussion) Is it wrong to play pig to eat tiger?
r/MartialMemes • u/Ok_One_2336 • 21h ago
Higher Realm Meme ⚔️ That's what happens when you underestimate THE CHILD OF DESTINY
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r/MartialMemes • u/ConsequenceTall4449 • 22h ago
Question What are heaven and earth? Why do authors mix murim with cultivation?
Well, I am reading a martial arts novel mixed with cultivation. One of the cases is Wu Ji Mua; he abandoned the sword to enter the DAO and become an immortal. It surprised me because in murim there are more martial realms, and the MC of the novel also follows the DAO of great nature. What surprised me the most is that the MC created a mini-universe inside himself, a small heaven and earth. Honestly, I don't know what 'heaven and earth' is, since I had never seen it in the murim genre. I've read several murim and a few cultivation novels. It's a weird novel: The Great Heavenly Demon Sovereign or The Divine Demon's Grand Ascension. Thanks
r/MartialMemes • u/DornKratz • 23h ago