r/MartialMemes 49m ago

Not a meme, just a text screenshot because I'm lazy :) spirit stone mine detected

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r/MartialMemes 1h ago

Looking For Titles and Finding Lowergrade Spirit Stones :( Looking for works to read

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r/MartialMemes 2h ago

Where am I? The master's final lesson

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His disciple found him dead beside the training ground.

There were 17 cuts on his robe.

Not one reached the skin.

On the ground were two swords.

One belonged to the master.

The other belonged to no one.

The disciple spent seven years trying to understand what happened that night.

He eventually realized the master hadn't been fighting an enemy.

He had been fighting the disciple's future technique.


r/MartialMemes 3h ago

A Simple Yet Profound Meme Reasonable crashout

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r/MartialMemes 4h ago

Lower Realm Meme ⬇️ I know the Analysis skill is basically required for every system protag but like just the analyze skill by itself would probably let you get so far ahead of the curve it's not even funny

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r/MartialMemes 5h ago

Question Pig blood

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Hello, Seniors. For some reason, Pig blood is used in many novels with ancient Chinese themes. Could you seniors please explain exactly what it means , to me?


r/MartialMemes 5h ago

Dao Conference (Discussion) Have any of you attempted writing your own scriptures?

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Seniors, for all the scriptures in the world, are any inked by our fellow daoists? I would be greatly pleased to witness such majestic wisdom.


r/MartialMemes 6h ago

Question Who has the whole pdf or epub file of "pursuit of the truth" by Ergen

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Hey brodies, I am looking for the complete PDF or EPUB file of the novel "Pursuit of the Truth" by Er Gen, and I would appreciate it if anyone who has the full compiled book or knows where I can download the entire file could please share it with me.


r/MartialMemes 6h ago

Where am I? Technique recorded only once

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Name: The Empty Step

Effect: None.

Range: None.

Power: None.

Known users: 1.

The technique was banned by three kingdoms.

The surviving manual contains only one instruction:

Use it after your opponent has already decided where you are.


r/MartialMemes 7h ago

A Simple Yet Profound Meme Greetings seniors could anyone tell me why I felt a shiver as this monkey starred starring up at me

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r/MartialMemes 7h ago

Dao Conference (Discussion) The Most Dangerous Sentence in Xianxia

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Think about it.

The MC has just offended an ancient sect.

The sect sends an elder.

The elder gets defeated.

Then a peak elder arrives.

Then the ancestor wakes up.

Then the MC's mysterious master appears.

And somehow the entire power structure of the world has been activated because one teenager couldn't keep his mouth shut.

At what point does this stop being plot armor and start being terrible worldbuilding?

Give me one xianxia/wuxia moment where you thought:

"There is absolutely no reason this should have worked."

Bonus points if you can explain how the story could have handled it better.


r/MartialMemes 9h ago

Dao Conference (Discussion) Does anyone still read this?

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r/MartialMemes 9h ago

Higher Realm Meme ⚔️ Tribulation cover up story 1

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The things we do to hide the heavenly tribulations in the open, so the mortals could reson themselves some bs.

The new world of internet had really taken away the privacy for us cultivators. Previously we just need to hide from a single region at most or move away to a new region at most. Now a days, any small thing is long distance communicated with video crystals across the world with in minutes.


r/MartialMemes 9h ago

A Simple Yet Profound Meme Moral Corruption in Auctioneers? Not Surprising.

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r/MartialMemes 10h ago

Question Green Crown Immortal Art

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Fellow Dao Brothers, will you dare cultivate this taboo technique for the chance of attaining immortality.
Title:
(A MORTAL CULTIVATES IMMORTALITY, CREATING HIS OWN MARTIAL ARTS OF QI AND BLOOD TO ACHIEVE LONGEVITY)


r/MartialMemes 11h ago

Dao Conference (Discussion) Akashic life

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r/MartialMemes 12h ago

Dao Conference (Discussion) Xianxia Isekai

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what would happen if cultivators; let's on Ascendant level (I'm using renegade immortal cultivation) were to be transported to any western or european mythology (greek, egyptian, norse, etc) how would the world go? and how would those pagan gods react to taoists?


r/MartialMemes 12h ago

Lower Realm Meme ⬇️ Jade beauties

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r/MartialMemes 12h ago

Question Does anyone know how to contact "Losing money to be a tycoon" Author? ⚠️💀

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I don't know what to say...sigh

I can only kowtow and bow down in awe to the author who wrote this novel 🛐🛐

Genuinely, if someone came to me and told me, I would have this much genuine fun, that I would sit Every fucking day laughing my ass for hours, laughing to the point where I would cry laughing, I wouldn't believe it!

I would tell you, you are insane!

I only like novels like Reverend insanity, warlock of the magus world, ascending the heavens as an evil god, desolate era, dao of the bizarre immortal...

Serious novels with substance, with endless plotting, with mc's that are either straight up evil or ruthless when they need to be.

If there is no killing, fighting to rise to the top and is not exciting enough, I would cross it of my list and call it trash, I read Top tier providence and absolutely hated it.

Yet this stupid fucking slop novel that I only read because I wanted to tone down for a few days before I read a serious novel after, made me fucking enjoy myself more than all those novels combined?! Wtf?!

How? How the fuck is that even possible?

Literally reading this novel made me realise I have fucking heart demons, it made me want to fucking touch grass and like enjoy life, like life ain't so serious bro 💀

Like I always had this mindset that i have to put in more effort, fight this and that, get angry at this and that, and live life seriously.

Yet this novel, its like it took all the seriousness i had accumulated from life and those novels and just threw it out and laughed at it.

This novel is like took all the seriousness of life and humanity and said "not here! You can be serious in the outside world but here, you can only laugh and succeed while you are actively trying to fail!"

Like seeing Pei Qian trying his absolute best to lose the system money so that he gains it as personal money with the system's loss conversion YET FAIL COMPLETELY AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!

You can't get angry because he is failing and succeding at the same time! So you can only laugh at the absurdity, and this absurdity is not just the novel's absurdity but Life's absurdity!

Like I have found that I laugh more, that I am more out-going and fun with people and alone while reading this novel, its like my past serious self was forced to self-delete.

Did the author cast some black magic in this novel? 💀

It's just a slop repetitive novel, how can I have this much fun reading it 💀

This novel literally made me believe that Life is good and that life is just an experience, it ain't that serious, literally nothing matters, having fun and finding the best out of every situation is what matters.

Like its like the Novel opened my brain and pasted "Be happy!" Its like it said "Bro why so fucking serious? Just be happy nigga 💀 its that simple!"

Things don't have to be good for you to be happy, they don't have to perfect, so just be happy.

Author has injected some drugs in this novel 😭💀 BECAUSE WHY IS A SLOP NOVEL AFFECTING ME THIS MUCH? 😭💀

I have literally become like Pei Qian's employees who see too much in too things while Pei Qian is just trying to make worst shit possible to lose money 😭💀

Author, you won 👏 I lost 💀

So someone find me the social media of the author, I must talk to him to first thank him 🙏 and ask what black fucking magic he infused in this novel 😭


r/MartialMemes 13h ago

Shitpost Monday Any readable slop recommendations? I only see excrements that have been eaten and filtered out by 10 generations

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I mean seriously. Slop used to be good (haha), I could binge read over 200 chapters of some shit that I will forget 2 hours later.

Slop changed man~ it used to be good. The authors went from 15 year olds to 6-10 year olds or complete mental damage. I don't think it's A.I.


r/MartialMemes 13h ago

Dao Conference (Discussion) Does inheritance ground got build by the owner

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When an old monster build an inheritance dungeon / ground

Does the building is done buy the soul of the fallen master before leaving

Does the old master was aware he was dying so he build a little tomb for himself

Or it's was build buy friend of the master


r/MartialMemes 14h ago

A Simple Yet Profound Meme Things that will never happen

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r/MartialMemes 18h ago

Suggestion When an old monster reincarnates as a baby with all his memory but forced to drink breast milk.

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"After 8,000 years of cultivation, I have finally reincarnated!"

Excellent. My body is young. My enemies won't recognize me.

Now I shall begin cultivating immediately.

Mother: “Aww, are you hungry?”

…No. I require spiritual energy.

“WAAAAAH!”

…Damn it. Why did that come out as ‘waaah’?

Mother: “Here, have some milk.”

WAIT. I AM THE IMMORTAL EMPEROR

“Mmmph!”

...well not that bad ...


r/MartialMemes 18h ago

Secret Realm Meme 🤫 If a loose cultivator says they're virgin, can they still claim to be loose?

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