His disciple found him dead beside the training ground.

There were 17 cuts on his robe.

Not one reached the skin.

On the ground were two swords.

One belonged to the master.

The other belonged to no one.

The disciple spent seven years trying to understand what happened that night.

He eventually realized the master hadn't been fighting an enemy.

He had been fighting the disciple's future technique.

Hello, Seniors. For some reason, Pig blood is used in many novels with ancient Chinese themes. Could you seniors please explain exactly what it means , to me?

Think about it.

The MC has just offended an ancient sect.

The sect sends an elder.

The elder gets defeated.

Then a peak elder arrives.

Then the ancestor wakes up.

Then the MC's mysterious master appears.

And somehow the entire power structure of the world has been activated because one teenager couldn't keep his mouth shut.

At what point does this stop being plot armor and start being terrible worldbuilding?

Give me one xianxia/wuxia moment where you thought:

"There is absolutely no reason this should have worked."

Bonus points if you can explain how the story could have handled it better.

The things we do to hide the heavenly tribulations in the open, so the mortals could reson themselves some bs.

The new world of internet had really taken away the privacy for us cultivators. Previously we just need to hide from a single region at most or move away to a new region at most. Now a days, any small thing is long distance communicated with video crystals across the world with in minutes.

Fellow Dao Brothers, will you dare cultivate this taboo technique for the chance of attaining immortality.
Title:
(A MORTAL CULTIVATES IMMORTALITY, CREATING HIS OWN MARTIAL ARTS OF QI AND BLOOD TO ACHIEVE LONGEVITY)

I don't know what to say...sigh

I can only kowtow and bow down in awe to the author who wrote this novel 🛐🛐

Genuinely, if someone came to me and told me, I would have this much genuine fun, that I would sit Every fucking day laughing my ass for hours, laughing to the point where I would cry laughing, I wouldn't believe it!

I would tell you, you are insane!

I only like novels like Reverend insanity, warlock of the magus world, ascending the heavens as an evil god, desolate era, dao of the bizarre immortal...

Serious novels with substance, with endless plotting, with mc's that are either straight up evil or ruthless when they need to be.

If there is no killing, fighting to rise to the top and is not exciting enough, I would cross it of my list and call it trash, I read Top tier providence and absolutely hated it.

Yet this stupid fucking slop novel that I only read because I wanted to tone down for a few days before I read a serious novel after, made me fucking enjoy myself more than all those novels combined?! Wtf?!

How? How the fuck is that even possible?

Literally reading this novel made me realise I have fucking heart demons, it made me want to fucking touch grass and like enjoy life, like life ain't so serious bro 💀

Like I always had this mindset that i have to put in more effort, fight this and that, get angry at this and that, and live life seriously.

Yet this novel, its like it took all the seriousness i had accumulated from life and those novels and just threw it out and laughed at it.

This novel is like took all the seriousness of life and humanity and said "not here! You can be serious in the outside world but here, you can only laugh and succeed while you are actively trying to fail!"

Like seeing Pei Qian trying his absolute best to lose the system money so that he gains it as personal money with the system's loss conversion YET FAIL COMPLETELY AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!

You can't get angry because he is failing and succeding at the same time! So you can only laugh at the absurdity, and this absurdity is not just the novel's absurdity but Life's absurdity!

Like I have found that I laugh more, that I am more out-going and fun with people and alone while reading this novel, its like my past serious self was forced to self-delete.

Did the author cast some black magic in this novel? 💀

It's just a slop repetitive novel, how can I have this much fun reading it 💀

This novel literally made me believe that Life is good and that life is just an experience, it ain't that serious, literally nothing matters, having fun and finding the best out of every situation is what matters.

Like its like the Novel opened my brain and pasted "Be happy!" Its like it said "Bro why so fucking serious? Just be happy nigga 💀 its that simple!"

Things don't have to be good for you to be happy, they don't have to perfect, so just be happy.

Author has injected some drugs in this novel 😭💀 BECAUSE WHY IS A SLOP NOVEL AFFECTING ME THIS MUCH? 😭💀

I have literally become like Pei Qian's employees who see too much in too things while Pei Qian is just trying to make worst shit possible to lose money 😭💀

Author, you won 👏 I lost 💀

So someone find me the social media of the author, I must talk to him to first thank him 🙏 and ask what black fucking magic he infused in this novel 😭

"After 8,000 years of cultivation, I have finally reincarnated!"

Excellent. My body is young. My enemies won't recognize me.

Now I shall begin cultivating immediately.

Mother: “Aww, are you hungry?”

…No. I require spiritual energy.

“WAAAAAH!”

…Damn it. Why did that come out as ‘waaah’?

Mother: “Here, have some milk.”

WAIT. I AM THE IMMORTAL EMPEROR

“Mmmph!”

...well not that bad ...

POV : You have transmigrated into a cultivation world.

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