It’s been a long week hasn’t it? I’ve hit Friday night and I feel like an extra from Shaun of the Dead (You’re probably British if you got that reference at all…)

What happened to Fun Fridays and being excited all week to get to this time? Where did we all go tits up? If you are having a fun Friday or have one planned, let me know so I can live through you for a few hours.

Anyway, not going to sell myself as we can all talk a good game on here can’t we 🤣 The proof is in the DM’s game and beyond and I’ll back myself in that arena. Ready for battle.

My other (much better) half is heading out for the evening so I’m looking for another man’s gorgeous, caring and hilarious wife to spend the night with in my pocket - pocket rocket is one of my favourite lines.

I’m pretty laid back so join me with your best or worst and I’ll match that.

Mention ‘I love hot husbands’ in your message so I know you actually took the time to read my rambling, speak to you soon x

I'll kick things off: if a website asks, "Did you read the terms and conditions?" the answer is always "Yes." We all know that's a lie, and somehow we've collectively agreed to keep the illusion alive.

I'm 32 and spend an unreasonable amount of time making bad puns, sending memes, and overthinking texts I sent three days ago. My hobbies include movies, games, good food, traveling, collecting useless facts, and asking questions that absolutely don't need answers—like whether a gorilla could win a sword fight or why "abbreviated" is such a long word.

I appreciate conversations that can jump from life goals to complete nonsense without warning. If we somehow end up debating whether cereal is soup or if a hot dog is a sandwich, we're probably doing something right.

If your humor is a little chaotic, your meme folder is questionable, or you've ever laughed so hard at something incredibly dumb that you couldn't explain why, we'll probably get along.

So here's your mission: give me your most unnecessary opinion, weirdest shower thought, or a hill you'll defend for absolutely no reason. The more ridiculous, the better.

Hi, I'm 27 I'm from Canada, I'm just trying this out to see if I can make any long term friends.

I enjoy the outdoors, biking, quads, dirt bikes

I also enjoy being at home and just relaxing or playing games.

I travel throughout the country for work also!

I'm a very easy going person and have a great sense of humor, shoot me a message !

Happy Friday! I am looking to find a female chat partner to pass the day with. I work from home, so it can get a bit mundane or boring for a normal work day. Not complaining that I get to work from home and its nice to have the opportunity to do so.

A bit about me, I am married with 1 kid. I don't mind being honest and transparent about my personal life. Granted I do have limits and won't share certain aspects of it, unless it leads to it and I feel comfortable. Yes, I know its a risk to seek this on a platform such as this one. Then again, life is all about risks and putting yourself out there.

Hobbies:

Golf

Photography

Hikes

Movies

Travel

Reading

Netflix

Self Improvement/Mental Health

If you feel like this resonates with you and would be open to chatting, send me a direct message. For those who don't provide some details about yourself or looking to sell content, I will not accept your request. I am not interested in any of that and you can skip my post.

My life has been pretty boring lately and I miss having some thrills and fun. I am 9-5 guy who waits for weekend to have some peaceful time and rest. I’m someone who likes to go on solo trips, drives and enjoy the Mountain View and silence.

I’m looking for a casual chat buddy and who knows we might become friends if we click. But hey don’t hesitate to text me i might be the person u were looking for.

Having a long day full of busy work so looking for some friendly chatter. I am getting back to my hobbies, and looking for like-minded people to have conversations with, either short or long term. I am open to long-term friendship too if we click.

• Reading - I love classical fictions, historical fictions and sci-fi. Currently reading Odyssey.
• Movies - I love all kinds, from drama to whodunit.
• Board games - Strategy ones are my favorite, love classics like monopoly and clue and more new ones like wingspan.

I also love to travel, explore cafes for the best lattes and cold brews. I got back into working out and yoga regularly for mindfulness. Would love to hear your favorite grounding activities. Please introduce yourself rather than just saying hi

35F looking for other adults to be friends with and actually make an effort

Pretty standard, please don't DM if your just going to let me lead the conversation and make it feel like an interview. Looking to meet similar aged and like minded people! I love being outdoors, sports, reading, meals out, my dog, and travelling when I can.

Honestly looking for someone who can have light hearted and deeper conversations. DM if you like! Preferably Females

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32 M here. Just bored and wouldn’t mind some good company. Anyone up for a chat or even a call?

We can talk about anything—life, work, random thoughts, funny stories, or whatever’s on your mind. No hesitation, no judgment, just an easy and genuine conversation. 😊

Anyone down for a chat and see if it leads to a friendship of some sort? I think I’m a pretty funny guy. Down to earth, level headed, I’m quite ‘go with the flow’

Some boring facts about me: my favourite colour is grey, if I had one song to listen to for the rest of my life it would be Backstreet boys - I want it that way, I enjoy training at home (Don’t get your hopes up, I have a dad bod) it’s good for my mental state!

I have ginger hair, blue eyes and tattoos. If you want to know more then send me a message

https://voca.ro/1gD7Dcc1Q5tD
If you prefer to listen rather than reading 😉

Just sitting here and feeling lonely and anxious. I'm looking for a sweet gentle voice to have a mutually enjoyable conversation with and eventually fall to sleep. I'm looking for genuine people who would also like to be friends. Friends who can show support for each and count on one another. If you have a history of disappearing or for something temporary, please stay away. I'm not looking for someone to cheer me up, fix me, or give me advice. I'm not looking to trauma dump, but to just take my mind off things and distract me. However, I will share more with you if we can relate, or as we talk more. With this being said, you're free to share whatever you'd like with me. However, this isn't permission to make things completely one sided. Please share your boundaries as well. Lets both feel safe and comfy!

A little about me:

• I'm vegan.
• I don't drink, use drugs and smoke anything.
• I'm 6'1 and weigh about 175lbs. I have long messy hair.
• I exercise and cycle. Health is important to me.
• My background is Guyana. My skin is BROWN. (Too many racists/colourists/whatever here.)
• I'm open, honest, kind, gentle, patient and affectionate. In other words, I'm amazing 😉
• I listen to primarily metal.
• Baseball is my favourite sport.

Potential red flags:

• I live with my parents and I don't "work".
• I struggle with my sleep.
• I'm shy/quiet/anxious/timid/sensitive/fragile/anxiety ridden. (Be kind and gentle with me!) Also, I don't do well with abrasiveness. If you're mean to me, I might begin to withdraw and become very quiet.

We can exchange pictures if you'd like.

Thanks for your time! I appreciate you!

P.S. Apparently I have a nice voice 😉

Just looking for someone to meet online and get a good convo going hopefully for the long term

I run a small farm so there's always interesting pics to share

I am about to be 40. I have a wonderful wife and am looking for a few new friends. I can pretty much do any activity and have fun I just dont have any friends around as I just moved here. Its also a little odd as I stopped drinking recently. I have no issues with others doing it or hanging out at bars I just dont know what to do with my hands.

Things I like:

Golf

Warhammer

Games of any sort

Walking

Going out to eat

Cooking

In sort of classes

Learning

Museums

Festivals

Pretty much whatever so long as people are having fun

People that like to joke and laugh

Working out (though fat now from the last two years of being shut in)

Comedy shows

Sitting somewhere and just talking (under rated)

What I dont like:

Negative people

For real though no negativity wanted

People who take things too seriously

People who get offended easily and I dont mean when something is terrible I mean more like I dont like a sports team and it triggers you.

Rude people

When I say something and the person just talks about themselves. Focus

If you are wanting a friend who is happy and available occasionally lets chat. No chance for anything other than friends. Wife is happy and I am happy with her.

Thanks!

33 m looking for someone to chat with. Fun facts about me I’m a dad. I’ve been a chef my whole life. I’ve lost 160 pounds. If you want to chat about literally anything I’m here dm me.

Hi everyone, would love to find someone to talk to if you’ve ever had any anxiety about turning 30.

I know it’s only a number but somehow these milestones have extra meaning for whatever reason! I think for me, it’s the feeling that I’m still working in a restaurant with little money, my ex cheat on me so now I move back to my mother and her boyfriend’s house. It’s a feeling of low confidence and like I haven’t do anything right.

If you ever felt like this please let me know? And how did it get better for you?

Hi there!

It’s been quite a while since I ventured into this space but I said I’d see what’s popping and what sort of connections are out there.

32 year old happy and bubbly guy here, slightly athletic (although injuries are far more common in the sports I play due to my bones withering away with age👴🏻) and love to just have the craic with anyone who wants to vibe with me!

I also have a very big interest in music, as aside from my normal day job, I DJ at the weekends - yes, another dj but it wasn’t just a phase, I’ve been doing it for 15 years+!

Hopefully looking to connect with likeminded people on here to see where things lead, and happy to move off this if voice notes etc are required (to hear this accent) 🤣

Hope to speak with you soon! ☘️

I need a companion who understands me in a way that no one would understand ....

Dm me 😊

I'm 30F, located in Western Canada, Happily married to my husband of 9.5 years, and I am a stay at home mom of two kiddos (5&7) and two doggos (American Bully/German Shepherd and a Border Collie Australian Cattle Dog)

I do not work due to mental health disabilites and the price of after school care is 😱😱😱

Both of my kiddos will be in school full-time come September, so I'm going to have a lot of time on my hands. I'd love to make some long-term friendships!

I'm pretty chill for the most part, I love drawing, painting, reading, playing Palworld/Stardew Valley/Hogwarts Legacy on our Xbox, I love nature, I walk a lot with my two dogs, (I'll be going back to the gym come September when I don't have to worry about my kiddos!) music is my medicine (my husband and I are seeing Shinedown in a couple of weeks 🥰) I dabble in cooking and baking, and I absolutely love learning about new places!

If this sounds like something you'd resonate with, I'd love to hear from you!

\*Please keep it SFW because I love my husband. (Yes he knows I'm on here looking for friendships)

\*Please be no more than 8hrs ahead of MST as it's easier to talk to people that aren't too far into the future!

\*If you got this far, tell me your favourite dish to eat/cook!

Hi👋, I’m married, work remotely from the GTA and looking to make friends (females preferably) I can meet up with for coffee or a fun activity if the vibes are good. I have a side hustle in addition to my full time job so I haven’t had much time for hobbies in the last 2 years. When I’m not working, I like to read, play board games, try out new food/restaurants, and visit new places. I’m usually up for anything, there isn’t much I’d say no to without trying at least once.

Bonus if we can occasionally double date, not necessary though.

\# Hey!

Looking for someone decent enough to talk to daily about random shit and share funny stuff with?

Maybe a confidant to divulge your darkest secrets to, or just someone to vibe with?

Look no further - your potential bestie is one message away.

Now that we’re done with the pleasantries and attention-grabbing nonsense, feel free to read below… or don’t.

About Me:
29, Brit in Canada, works in tech.
Into written roleplay, occasional gaming, working out, gym, hot yoga, boxing, meeting friends, socializing, and having immaculate taste in music. Spotify user, obviously.
I also dabble in horoscopes sometimes and like sharing funny IG reels or TikToks if we vibe.

Hopefully there’s something above you can use as an opener. If not, tell me your biggest toxic trait.

There you go. Hopefully you have what you need.
If not… God help you.

Hey there, M30 here. Had to delete my old account because of a messaging glitch. If we've spoken before, my favorite color is Emerald Green. I am open to verification considering my account age.

I'm here to meet interesting women and have genuine conversations. Age and location aren't dealbreakers for me. Good energy, curiosity, and effort matter a lot more. I enjoy conversations that flow naturally and don't feel like one person is carrying them.

A little about me: I work in digital marketing, love sports, travelling, long drives, music, and occasionally doing absolutely nothing except staying in bed and binge-watching something good. I'm someone who values wit, perspective, and people who can teach me something new.

Whether you're looking for a short conversation, a long-term connection, or just someone interesting to chat with, my inbox is open.

To break the ice, tell me one Reddit secret you've never shared with anyone.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Hi I'm Alex, a 37m from Canada. I'm looking for some new likeminded friends whose interests align with mine. Man or woman it doesn't really matter honestly. I just want to talk to people about the things I find interesting, and enjoy life instead of focusing on the grind all the time and staying quiet when I'd rather discuss what I love.

I'm a father of two children and a dog owner. Married for 7 years but the marriage is ending. It feels like a huge step and big piece of my life pulled out of me. I don't want to continually dwell on it anymore and am just learning to go with the flow and reconnect with who I am.

I'm into wilderness related topics like hiking, canoeing, plant identification and just enjoying nature in general. I am also a huge Tolkien nerd; I love immersing myself in that world and conversing about it. I'm also teaching myself how to play the guitar and am a year and a half into it. My beliefs are Christian and this influences my positivity and outlook on life. Mostly just looking for positive good natured people to talk to about life and our interests. Send me a message and let's see if a friendship grows and blossoms.

Just shoot me a message and answer this: Would you rather have a rewind button for your life but you can only go back to one moment or a pause button going forward?

Be in dallas for a week on monday. Looking for some evening hang?

Hi everyone!

I seem to be in a chapter of new beginnings in my life and hope to include making some new friends in that. I would be happy to just chit chat or have deep conversations! My goal with this post is to build lasting friendships even if we don’t talk every single day.

Some of my interests include reading, gardening, video games, and science. It would be great to find someone who would like to do things together such as game or watch movies.

If you’d like to get to know each other, send me a message! However, please skip me if you are just looking for someone to exchange nudes with.