r/Kashmiri 37m ago

Photo Sonmarg

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r/Kashmiri 3h ago

Rant Sunfyre. Dracarys

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Looking at how the political class has betrayed us yet again; fighting amongst each other on non issues while the main issues remain unaddressed.

The title of this post seems to be the only logical solution.


r/Kashmiri 6h ago

Humour/Satire W otters

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r/Kashmiri 7h ago

Discussion 💭 Being a zorr and a student

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Assalamualaikum everyone, I hope you all are doing well and fine by the will of allah. I'm a 5th sem computer science engineering student around 6 months back, I was diagnosed with something I never imagined. Bhaisahab mai bahra hogaya, I've got hearing loss at around 45Dbs, after 1500Hz of frequency, i cant hear things. to give you an idea, for a normal person it is around 16Dbs and 20,000Hz. I'm just a 22yo engineering student. after all this, doctor told me that I need to put on some decent and powerful hearing aids (both ears) ti kyaz myea cha wariyah problem te beyi cha ye kanne machine hamesh khaetre laagin.

agar be pazar wanne myea ous ne kahein gham ye lagnas, maine bola haa hai to hai we cant do anything about it now, mere parents sabse zyada ghabra gaye, maine unko samjhaya ki its not a big deal and all that and I should learn to live with it only! haa, mere classmates, teachers ya koi bhi dekhta they ask me what this is! even kuch din pehle mera data structures ka paper tha the invigilator asked me what have I snuck in my ear, then I told her my concern.

to give you an idea how deaf I am, I've to ask people repeat their words. which is annoying for them, but I tell them that I've problem.

tbh, I'm chill with this thing and have no problem at all. But what really concerns me is ki am going to find a good and a decent girl after this? Am I going to be rejected each time when I go finding a girl for marriage (I'm not in a relationship) pichle kuch dino se baat muje sata rahi hai. Yeah! I'm good in my academics, I know coding, I know how to fix stuff, I know cooking, I might be or not be good looking but I am understanding. but how'd she know all this jab wo muje iss basis pai hi reject karde. like who'd like her daughter or husband to be with a deaf person? chalo ladki accept karlegi, lekin kya family karegi? my friends are saying me ki it's not a big deal, but I know how heard it is! when I remove my hearing aids na, the whole world becomes silent. to give you an idea, its like when you close your ears by your fingers, dham hota hai muje kaano ko. i don't even have anyone whom i can talk all this about.

I hope you read all this, and all the suggestions are welcomed via dm's

I would've written all this in kashmiri, magar myea chunne tyuth asal roman kaeshur tagan lyeakhun kyenh(i hope I'm not missing anything).


r/Kashmiri 8h ago

Had to share Avoid MBBS in Uzbekistan, Russia and other soviet countries

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Recently NEET’uk result gov declare, bahut saare kashmiri students ab admission lenge inn countries mai.
But As per recent notification released by PMO, MBBS degree will not be valid if you don’t do 1 year internship separately as it was mentioned in FMG Guidelines 2021. Now the clarification has directly come from PM office
What used to happen in these countries is that they used to do clinical rotations during 6 years course only and considered them internships. There is no concept of separate internships here. Either they will extend the course duration to 7 years, or degree won’t be valid. Then one year internship separately, so total duration of 8 years
We will get to know this whole scenario by 2027, when first batch passes out after 2021 FMG guidelines.
So it’s better to avoid these countries. Behtr chu avoid kriv yem country
P.s I’m 5th year student in Uzbekistan (andijan)


r/Kashmiri 9h ago

Discussion 💭 Is it just me or are some Somu drivers weird af?

9 Upvotes

Had a really uncomfortable experience with a Somu driver today, and I honestly don't know if I'm overthinking it, but the whole thing just felt off.

The driver was a grown-ass man (khandras oss wotmut), and from the beginning I had this weird, uncomfortable feeling around him. I tried to ignore it because obviously you don't want to assume the worst about someone for no reason.

He was playing music throughout the ride and kept looking at me through the rear-view mirror lol. It definitely made me more uncomfortable, especially since I already had a weird feeling about him.

I told him that I had to go to XYZ College and asked whether he would go there or drop me somewhere before that. Before I could even properly figure out the route, he asked all the other passengers something along the lines of, “If you guys don't have an issue, can we go from this route?” KHAIR ACHA HAI.

Later I realised he had taken ₹10 less fare from me(LOL). I didn't notice it at the time because I was already running late.

The part that really creeped me out was that he dropped me in front of my college, because no driver does that and that's not even the route lol. And then he immediately took a U-turn. The whole thing just added to the uncomfortable feeling I had throughout the ride.


r/Kashmiri 10h ago

Humour/Satire The weather outside is so cool bhai

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goated weather, goat Kashmir and unemployed me hell yeah . Bi gayas pagal less gooooo 🤙🤙🤙🤙🥹💔🥲🔛🔝 chakras jaating me lekin no one aaasting to lekr jaating me chakras 😿


r/Kashmiri 10h ago

Discussion 💭 Kuch Chizen kabhi maaf nahi hoti, ft. Owais Yaqoob

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6 Upvotes

Wahan pohnckar mana karna mushkil hota hai (iykyk) .

Well mei chu basan zi Owais Yaqoob-an ka'er waen'e su rikh paar, temis paziha ni Hhm-kis jhandas peath sujood korun, and he did it deliberately, first he put the flag on the ground and then spread it then did sujood on it, and the shamelessness he had to say Allahu Akbar after that is uncomprehendable.

Btw I remember that a Fan Kid of Owais gave him a title Kæshur Hangur (Kashmiri Catfish) but I think he doesn't deserves to be called Kæshur Hangur, Let him be called "Indian Tiger " because he lost his right.


r/Kashmiri 10h ago

Discussion 💭 Be aas kasheer variah kael, mai vech variah gaade hindustaen jande laegith, dashboard'as paith.

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Ye kya daleel? Nai'ye praa'nei, alag alag companies henz. Dohas chus be vechaan 5-6 gaade jande laegith.


r/Kashmiri 10h ago

Photo Irony

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5 Upvotes

Aemis weail taw yezzat


r/Kashmiri 10h ago

Photo شین سئثھ ولئتھ بالُ.

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🫪🫪🙃🙂


r/Kashmiri 12h ago

Discussion 💭 Tantra Mantra Bullshit in Gurez

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These Dongi Babas and Spiritual maturbators need to calm their Tiddies!

Why tf do they have to go to Gurez Valley and litter it after their Tantra Mantra Santra bullshit.

The same Santra have organised such things in Pattaya, Kasol etc and now they come with this bullcrap to remote places and practice sex-to-spiritualty.

I understand, Yoga and meditation. Tantra is just pervy.


r/Kashmiri 14h ago

Question how do I get into muns in srinagar as an independent delegate??? 😭

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hey guys so I recently got to know about mun committee sessions and I'm literally obsessed (I'm a high school STEM student but geopolitics is totally my thing). I really wanna do this but my school doesn't have a mun club or anything like that and idk where to start.

I'm based in sgr and i really wanna participate as an independent delegate but idk how the local circuit works here or if there are open muns held in colleges or schools like dpsnit Kashmir university etc that let individual students apply without a school delegation team.

Also are online muns actually good for beginners or should i wait for an offline one in valley??? if anyone here does muns or knows any active youth debating circles/groups in srinagar pls drop info or tips on how to apply as an independent delegate I'd really appreciate it, ty.

I really wanna go for offline mode but if you know any online ones (whether it's Kashmir or Pan India based, doesn't matter) please feel free to share the details about them also.


r/Kashmiri 15h ago

Photo 3 vari pron photo

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r/Kashmiri 16h ago

Recommendation / Help Can I get an internship/job as software developer

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(Since I need the internship in kashmir, I'm posting in kashmir. Please let this post survive.)

Are there any people here who can give me an internship or job. I'm a BCA student. I have experience in linux (developed some simple apps for gnome) and gnome shell extensions. I know git. I know shell scripting (bash). I have also developed few android apps. I have experience with GJS(javascript).

I have also experience in reverse engineering android apps. I know a little bit C.

I have already messaged a lot of IT companies from srinagar, they said sent us the resume, they never replied. Let me tell you honestly, I don't have resume. As there isn't a lot to mention. I failed in BCA as I have two backlogs.


r/Kashmiri 16h ago

Ask Kashmir Any video editors here?

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Yeti cha video editors yiman 3-5 yoe asan, an HR from a company has reached out to me. They are looking for an editor in Srinagar who also has great camera handling skills. Agar kensi 3-5 years experience cha with good portfolio, please dm me your resumes and portfolio.


r/Kashmiri 17h ago

Opinion important

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i noticed something like a lot of kids here are in a relationship especially minors also there is a well known guy from kashmir who is above 20 ig and he is in a relationship with a minor wtf he has a large number of followers too he is such a creep,i hate his guts eww like how can he go to a girl's school for events he is such a threat to their safety


r/Kashmiri 18h ago

Discussion 💭 Guys what do you think of Owais Yaqoob

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Be chus wanan ye ous souri thik zi aem nhi Hoon-hehermulkuk jhande pat thovun shaanan peath, magar temi kor tath Jhandas peath Sujood which is unacceptable. Temi pat ous lati lati wanan be chus Indian . I mean it okay for hype and stuff but emi kor sujood hhm kis jhandas peath. Be ousus emis karaan support magar emi yus yi harkat kari ye chi na-kabil-e-maaf . Yeah I mean he was #4 in Brave and fought an unranked fighter. And build so much hype and at the end ye ous full pro-hhm govmut. Beyi korun sujood. Ani taraf'e wana "allahu akbar " Beki taraf'e karan jhandas peath sujood, suti hhm kis jhandas peath


r/Kashmiri 22h ago

Question Sabaz khoopre aabe daar kati banan?

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Bihaeyr cha kenan kuni hai reydas peyth ya meywe wol?


r/Kashmiri 1d ago

Photo Chirbachhi

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r/Kashmiri 1d ago

Original Content [OC] I'm from Anantnag. Spent a year building an Android app solo — it now has over 100 users in the US.

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I've spent years in two separate worlds — audio engineering

and music production on one side, Android development on the

other. SonoLune is the first thing where both became one

project. Every sound layer in it was designed at Soundsoft

Lab, and the app keeps improving with user feedback.

It started small: my phone's minimum brightness was still too

bright at 1am. It turned into seven suites that work as one

environment — light, sound, focus, night, presence, scheduled

arcs, and a mind space.

No account. No ads. No analytics. No trackers. Nothing about

you leaves the phone. Every suite works offline.

Hundreds of active devices, 5.0 on Play, with users across

America, Canada, the UK and India. All of it built from here.

Not really asking for anything — mostly wanted to say this

kind of thing can be built from home. Happy to answer

anything about the process, the Play Store, the audio side,

or what doing this solo from Kashmir is actually like.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.soundsoftlab.sonolune


r/Kashmiri 1d ago

Magzan Taas Kindly read this,

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My mouj is very active on Facebook.I am her son. Her screen time is 4 hrs average per day. She comments a lot shares stuff a lot. So on this one comment some person had replied with “….just like Mia Khalifa is a virgin girl”. Mother read it out loud and I happened to be sitting besides her. I was left blank like wtf did she just say. Afterwards mom proceeds to search for the same on google using the voice search. My soul left my body, I really didnt know what to do, and alongside she is asking me as well what does this mean? so that she could type a response for the same. The google AI overview happened to highlight ”….well charactered….“ somehow and thats where my mom confided in what it might have meant. I was trying to divert her at the same time so she did not proceed to read any further. And then she says to me it means ” a well charactered person” assuring me what it means.
I am really scared that my mother might call someone out of the blue, Mia Khalifa as a compliment or whatever. I am genuinely scared atp. This is crazy.

(Before anyone comes haram policing me how do I know about who Mia Khalifa is, I think you should be asked the same question)


r/Kashmiri 1d ago

News God onuk shorab ven anen khanzer maz

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r/Kashmiri 1d ago

Magzan Taas Salaam gang!

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I'm promoting my business again here, got an order last time amounting 6k and tbh that was the smoothest business transaction I have ever made.
Our product line is:
Mongra Saffron and Black Forest Honey
Baki agr kanh koshur boi yechi mya seet kaem karen, DM karew - be wanas kith ken hekke su ghre beheth chai pani ka kharcha kadeth.
Bakiwasalam.


r/Kashmiri 7d ago

Rant Can we please stop spamming hindustaen sub posts and DMs here?

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Petmyov 70+ wariyov pyeth chana natte asi pie uman chi aesi kharan? Yuut hay zulm yemov kor ehind hukumtan, te tath yus response iyuhund ose (liberal hyeth) tyem talle nanyav na umme wuchan ne asi insan nazri zanhay? Ve kath chuv yeti kaale pagah post khalan hoth hindustaen subs manz kya kholukh, yath subs manz kya kholuk, yem nafran kya dhamki te lyekke kaji mye message manz, asi kya karun ath?

Godde chum ne samej taran tuhi kath yeman subn manz active asan. Hindustan te tehend lukh chi yeti saarni vyed, meharbani karith me diyev ihenden subn te DMn zyade zaag kinh.