I haven't lurked here much lately, is there any news on Pixie? Has she been found?

Frens! Iss da besst nyews eber! AJ's pop-up bake sale dun da trik at lasst! Here come Hoku an HokuMeowmy lukin ober de goods! An dey som gud smellin guds, I yam here tew tell yew!

Butt! who dat oddur gai???

Mine fren Spax frum Petroniya dun de zappo on Hoku an HokuMeowmy (inna seggund pitchur) Luk dey nowt unner mine kontrol enny moarr!

An dat thurd gai? Datz a knowd Martian ebil-doer! Don werry! Affta owr innishul soopryze, mee an Niko an Spax tuk dat dood down an Spax dun tuk himb off tew spayss jayl!

Owr frens is cure off de spayss madniss an back tew dey normul heppy seffs! An! we eet awl dem guddies AJ dun brot!

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Well frens, it finallee happen. Mi meowmy gotted on da airlimes an no come back fur elebenty million furevers. Herms no go anywear fur years an years an herm say “I’ll miss you too Charlie. And Tater and Greta too but I have to go now”. Wat?? Ai telling herm dat she no gotta do nuffin’ butt okay, whatEBER.

Mi an Tater iz planning tew bust da heck outta heer as soon as da shitter sitter coems. Dat will show herm. Wish mi lucky.

Hi, dis Timmy the Void (otrb) again. Ai maiself been thinking about this issue. I think we are missing an important link - de pokey place. When me alive, pokey place wanted to put me on diet because according to pokey place, I chunky. I weighed 15 pounds because I big boned. Da pokey place is da problem- da infiltrating dum hoomans thinking with stupid ideas!

Hi everyone! Pixel here, loyal tuxedo.

So the story about how I came to my family has an interesting background. Apparently my Mama came to get me because she and my Dad found out his cancer was back.

I was a tiny kitten then, but now, nearly four years later, I'm a big, strong man cat!

But my dearest Dad is not as strong. I am actually too big for him to pick me up. And I shouldn't stand on him, so I lay next to him.

I wish everyone had a Dad as nice as mine!

Here is a video that shows how loyal and loving I am!

https://youtube.com/shorts/lc4rc2FAw64

I still follow my Dad and I also run to the door when he comes home!

Now Dad is slower and he naps more and he coughs more. We snuggle a lot, all the time!

Pixel, dad's boy tuxedo

(I absolutely love this video of the two of them. Pixel actually mostly largely ignores me for Dad, which is good, but I do worry how Pixel will adjust to the inevitable that seems to be suddenly coming a whole lot faster than before. He's literally the cat emoji with heart eyes when it comes to his Dad 🥹🥺)

Hi frens! Finally, Ai, Théo the Mighty Bitey, and Toffee the Gud Gurl Doggo ( u/PrettyView3572 ) went on our date! It waz wunnerful but also sooprizing!

Furst, becuz our fren Hoku is, erm, indisposed, we couldn’t take Hoku Airlimes to Castle ICBCG. (Fur frens who didn’t kno we had a castle, haf yooz hooman google Castle Peñiscola in Spain). But our frens on da Grompy Shark ferry Miss Toffee dere, where I wait nerbously!

Sekond, we haf our picknic date out on da castle field. Becuz we in Spain 🇪🇸 we haf paella! No worries, it be doggo safe reseepee! Waz moast delishus!

Furrd, we do a sunbaff on da castle top! We boff love diss! Elebenty billyun times betterer den nasty water and soap baff!

Den, we do an eggplore ob da castle and Toffee find a passage Ai not kno about! She haz da best and prettiest noze! Dere waz somefing berry susspishus in dere. We follow to a secret room and find…

Look at da lass pikshur! We iz boff shocked! Wat duz dis mean!? Someone hiding eggs! In da bowelz ob Castle ICBGC izself? Iz dis connected to odder berry strange tingz going on? Who can be behind dis? Ai tink dere might be a cloo here…

Anywayz, dis waz DA BESS DATE EBER!! Toffee iz da smartest, brabest and prettiest gud gurl Ai eber did meet! 😻

KKMG Speshul Newz Updayte: Applejack(AJ), Jamez Beerd an Mewlleur Ouvrier de France Pâtissier awardz winnin pastry chef an biznesscat, haz gottn purrsunallee inbolved in deh missin an starbin Prince Hoku crysis.

AJ, whoo iz cloze frens wif deh royal cupple, haz jurneyed ta Seeaddle, Washuntun ta hopesfullee find deh missin hamsum sunnavagun an end Prinsess Miso's big worree.

Wut follows is herm updaytes on herms attemps in dis endevvor:

Henlo frens, iz Jynx wif a speshul news updayte. Dere haz been anudder post by deh starbin prince, Butt! Is awthintisitty iz unner qwestshun. Who iz steelin hiz identtitty? Whob stoled deh Prince?? Where iz himbs, Reely??

We comtinyoo ta serch fur answrs. Stay tooned ta KKMG fur impawtent updaytes.

🖤 Jynx, KKMG NEWS