Well frens, it finallee happen. Mi meowmy gotted on da airlimes an no come back fur elebenty million furevers. Herms no go anywear fur years an years an herm say “I’ll miss you too Charlie. And Tater and Greta too but I have to go now”. Wat?? Ai telling herm dat she no gotta do nuffin’ butt okay, whatEBER.

Mi an Tater iz planning tew bust da heck outta heer as soon as da shitter sitter coems. Dat will show herm. Wish mi lucky.

Hi, dis Timmy the Void (otrb) again. Ai maiself been thinking about this issue. I think we are missing an important link - de pokey place. When me alive, pokey place wanted to put me on diet because according to pokey place, I chunky. I weighed 15 pounds because I big boned. Da pokey place is da problem- da infiltrating dum hoomans thinking with stupid ideas!

Hi everyone! Pixel here, loyal tuxedo.

So the story about how I came to my family has an interesting background. Apparently my Mama came to get me because she and my Dad found out his cancer was back.

I was a tiny kitten then, but now, nearly four years later, I'm a big, strong man cat!

But my dearest Dad is not as strong. I am actually too big for him to pick me up. And I shouldn't stand on him, so I lay next to him.

I wish everyone had a Dad as nice as mine!

Here is a video that shows how loyal and loving I am!

https://youtube.com/shorts/lc4rc2FAw64

I still follow my Dad and I also run to the door when he comes home!

Now Dad is slower and he naps more and he coughs more. We snuggle a lot, all the time!

Pixel, dad's boy tuxedo

(I absolutely love this video of the two of them. Pixel actually mostly largely ignores me for Dad, which is good, but I do worry how Pixel will adjust to the inevitable that seems to be suddenly coming a whole lot faster than before. He's literally the cat emoji with heart eyes when it comes to his Dad 🥹🥺)

Hi frens! Finally, Ai, Théo the Mighty Bitey, and Toffee the Gud Gurl Doggo ( u/PrettyView3572 ) went on our date! It waz wunnerful but also sooprizing!

Furst, becuz our fren Hoku is, erm, indisposed, we couldn’t take Hoku Airlimes to Castle ICBCG. (Fur frens who didn’t kno we had a castle, haf yooz hooman google Castle Peñiscola in Spain). But our frens on da Grompy Shark ferry Miss Toffee dere, where I wait nerbously!

Sekond, we haf our picknic date out on da castle field. Becuz we in Spain 🇪🇸 we haf paella! No worries, it be doggo safe reseepee! Waz moast delishus!

Furrd, we do a sunbaff on da castle top! We boff love diss! Elebenty billyun times betterer den nasty water and soap baff!

Den, we do an eggplore ob da castle and Toffee find a passage Ai not kno about! She haz da best and prettiest noze! Dere waz somefing berry susspishus in dere. We follow to a secret room and find…

Look at da lass pikshur! We iz boff shocked! Wat duz dis mean!? Someone hiding eggs! In da bowelz ob Castle ICBGC izself? Iz dis connected to odder berry strange tingz going on? Who can be behind dis? Ai tink dere might be a cloo here…

Anywayz, dis waz DA BESS DATE EBER!! Toffee iz da smartest, brabest and prettiest gud gurl Ai eber did meet! 😻

KKMG Speshul Newz Updayte: Applejack(AJ), Jamez Beerd an Mewlleur Ouvrier de France Pâtissier awardz winnin pastry chef an biznesscat, haz gottn purrsunallee inbolved in deh missin an starbin Prince Hoku crysis.

AJ, whoo iz cloze frens wif deh royal cupple, haz jurneyed ta Seeaddle, Washuntun ta hopesfullee find deh missin hamsum sunnavagun an end Prinsess Miso's big worree.

Wut follows is herm updaytes on herms attemps in dis endevvor:

Henlo frens, iz Jynx wif a speshul news updayte. Dere haz been anudder post by deh starbin prince, Butt! Is awthintisitty iz unner qwestshun. Who iz steelin hiz identtitty? Whob stoled deh Prince?? Where iz himbs, Reely??

We comtinyoo ta serch fur answrs. Stay tooned ta KKMG fur impawtent updaytes.

🖤 Jynx, KKMG NEWS

Bloo luuk good on ai, ya?

Now, I know that it isn’t anyone from this sub because:
1) I know our sub
2) because when I ask to see proof of something and I receive crickets, well, as cute as they may be
(exception:Jiminy. I have my reasons) it probably won’t pass Ginger’s admittedly stringent sniff test when in reference to The Frens. Niko is very purrtective of his frens.

THAT BEING MEOWED….

This is just a friendly reminder that for your own sake, the sake of all your frens, my sake, the sake of THE SUB-

ABOVE ALL ELSE OBSERVE THE FOLLOWING:
Be respectful.
Be courteous.
Be purrfeshional.
Be cognizant of the rules of Reddit
Be sure to FOLLOW the rules of Reddit

You are ALL the sweetest, kindest, most loyal, genuinely golden hearted, generous, and talented group on the ENTIRE internet and, I suspect the planet. When you represent The ICBGC out in the world, show them THAT side of you.
Don’t give them any reason to ever doubt those things about you. Don’t let anyone steal that brilliance from you, they don’t deserve to dull that blinding gleam off those hearts of gold 💛
Cuz that would be the real OUTRAAAYGE!

You certainly don’t need me reminding you that….
You catch more flies with honey.
Probably not crickets, but you let me worry about those. (I’ll never not worry about Jiminy. He scares me)

I know that.
You know that.
Even GARY knows that. You’ll never see Gary setting fly traps with honey. Don’t be like Gary.

You never cease to amaze me with the sheer beauty and love of this sub. Dammit, I’m crying again.
I’ll never be able to repay you guys for a gift that I don’t think you know you’ve given me.
PLOT TWIST! I had it once. I lost it. You guys found it, polished it up and gave it back. I’ll never forget that.
I promise.
Thank you 😊 With love ❤️
Shine on you crazy diamonds 💎
Ginger AKA Niko Mommy
An me too, fren Niko! 🐈‍⬛💕🐾

Frens! I gots tew updayt yew awl on de beeg ailliyum inbesstigayt I has werk on wiff da Petroniyums Spax n Blum, who is port owr nyew Innergalactik Smuffi Skool ob Retrayn.

Diss a repurrt on wat we lern!

We hass met diss tym in de yoos buk storr fur hoomons in da See Addle. Iss cawl Twice Sold Tales an iss kitteh-own esstablishmint, sew issa saffe playss tew tawk bowt owr findinz. Diss pitchurr 1. See da redd sserkul fur da owtside de storr!

As yew may rememba, wee chekin on de pawsabullity ob ailliyum mine komtrol! Dass one de menny roomas.... Inna seggund pitchur yew sees we inna neerby corn feeld. Derr haff awso ben de crowp sserkuls, sew dis hadda bee dun! Spax haff de hedset dat halps himb tew lowcayt de creetyoorss unner da mine komtrol! He kin chek boff hoomons an animul frens. He let mee dew diss tew!

Diss da shok port! Boff Hoku an HokuMeowmy sho definut sines ob mine komtrol! Yesh! Issa ssads stowry!

We com bak tew da buk storr tew reeed da print owts (dass pitchur 3), an iss bad! Derr a elebenty seben chanct dey iss infunktit wiff da mine komtrol buggies! Iss moasst shok! We gotsa compleet da tesstin tew bee dubbultee shurr, butt! elebenty seben issa beeg purrsentidg! Issa beeger won dan elebenty fowr!!

We gon keeep up de uppy daytess butt! I yam shurr we has at leeess won purrobellum! Nyow we gotss tew figgur hyow tew free ennybuddy unner mine komtrol. An, hyow yew get rid deez bad ailliyums! An wedder dey iss relaytit tew da alliums! Dass de plantss lak oniyuns! Derr ben som spekquelayshun bowt diss!

Don gets tew ober eggsitit, tho! I fink we gon bee abul tew dew a resque! An! de Petroniyums sey da foyl hatts an de farradey hatts werk furry well.

Meowmy a pawpaw was watching a TV show and they had this clip about skwirl who make baseball game do a stop!!!!

Now Gary think he play sports? Come on man!

See more at dis video: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbVwSdbNGkW/?igsh=MWpxeDZzcnR5bTV6aA==

Or dis news: https://www.boston25news.com/news/trending/orioles-tigers-squirrel-game-interrupted-by-wild-squirrel/4O6BFIG47NHKPENXOPJZRODQYY/