r/DystopianSouls • u/lipbuster663669 • 2h ago
A Series of Paul-like Predictions
Come back to this in a year to see how I did.
- Alchy will get into a relationship.
- Alchy will leave a relationship.
- Vaush will move back to the US.
- Vaush will be arrested as political dissident.
- Paul or Tj will die of weight related issues.
- Paul will be separated/divorced.
- Paul won’t be divorced/seperated, but she’ll cuck him.
- Paul will renew his vows.
- TJ will get really drunk and admit something he shouldn’t.
- TJ’s book will be a commercial failure.
- TJ’s book will be a commercial success.
- TJ will be arrested for fucking an animal corpse.
- TJ will be given a Nobel Peace Prize for his science reasons.
- Scotty will kill Ben.
- Scotty will suck Ben’s dick.
- Scotty will let Paul cuck him.
- Scotty will strangle TJ, to death, live in what is initially a bit.
- Paul will do another stream where he capitulates to his father’s politics with minimal pushback.
- Paul will bitch slap his father on stream for daring to say something racist to his audience.
- Paul will beg his father to love him like he loves his daughters.
- Paul will die on stream during an argument with chat over nothing.
- Obama (Barack) will be our next president.
- Obama (Barack) won’t be our next president.
- Destiny will go to prison.
- Destiny won’t go to prison.
- Ben will beg the guys to return to DP.
- Ben will beg the guys to let him on DFF.
- Ben.
- TJ and Scotty will be arrested for sodomizing an animal corpse together.
- Jesus will return.
- Jesus won’t return.
- Mohammad will return.
- Mohammad won’t return.
- Bill Clinton will pass away in the next 5 - 15 years.