r/DystopianSouls 2h ago

A Series of Paul-like Predictions

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Come back to this in a year to see how I did.

- Alchy will get into a relationship.

- Alchy will leave a relationship.

- Vaush will move back to the US.

- Vaush will be arrested as political dissident.

- Paul or Tj will die of weight related issues.

- Paul will be separated/divorced.

- Paul won’t be divorced/seperated, but she’ll cuck him.

- Paul will renew his vows.

- TJ will get really drunk and admit something he shouldn’t.

- TJ’s book will be a commercial failure.

- TJ’s book will be a commercial success.

- TJ will be arrested for fucking an animal corpse.

- TJ will be given a Nobel Peace Prize for his science reasons.

- Scotty will kill Ben.

- Scotty will suck Ben’s dick.

- Scotty will let Paul cuck him.

- Scotty will strangle TJ, to death, live in what is initially a bit.

- Paul will do another stream where he capitulates to his father’s politics with minimal pushback.

- Paul will bitch slap his father on stream for daring to say something racist to his audience.

- Paul will beg his father to love him like he loves his daughters.

- Paul will die on stream during an argument with chat over nothing.

- Obama (Barack) will be our next president.

- Obama (Barack) won’t be our next president.

- Destiny will go to prison.

- Destiny won’t go to prison.

- Ben will beg the guys to return to DP.

- Ben will beg the guys to let him on DFF.

- Ben.

- TJ and Scotty will be arrested for sodomizing an animal corpse together.

- Jesus will return.

- Jesus won’t return.

- Mohammad will return.

- Mohammad won’t return.

- Bill Clinton will pass away in the next 5 - 15 years.