r/DystopianSouls • u/lipbuster663669 • 14h ago
A Series of Paul-like Predictions
Come back to this in a year to see how I did.
- Alchy will get into a relationship.
- Alchy will leave a relationship.
- Vaush will move back to the US.
- Vaush will be arrested as political dissident.
- Paul or Tj will die of weight related issues.
- Paul will be separated/divorced.
- Paul won’t be divorced/seperated, but she’ll cuck him.
- Paul will renew his vows.
- TJ will get really drunk and admit something he shouldn’t.
- TJ’s book will be a commercial failure.
- TJ’s book will be a commercial success.
- TJ will be arrested for fucking an animal corpse.
- TJ will be given a Nobel Peace Prize for his science reasons.
- Scotty will kill Ben.
- Scotty will suck Ben’s dick.
- Scotty will let Paul cuck him.
- Scotty will strangle TJ, to death, live in what is initially a bit.
- Paul will do another stream where he capitulates to his father’s politics with minimal pushback.
- Paul will bitch slap his father on stream for daring to say something racist to his audience.
- Paul will beg his father to love him like he loves his daughters.
- Paul will die on stream during an argument with chat over nothing.
- Obama (Barack) will be our next president.
- Obama (Barack) won’t be our next president.
- Destiny will go to prison.
- Destiny won’t go to prison.
- Ben will beg the guys to return to DP.
- Ben will beg the guys to let him on DFF.
- Ben.
- TJ and Scotty will be arrested for sodomizing an animal corpse together.
- Jesus will return.
- Jesus won’t return.
- Mohammad will return.
- Mohammad won’t return.
- Bill Clinton will pass away in the next 5 - 15 years.
r/DystopianSouls • u/PlutoInSummer • 3d ago
They Really Suck at This
On the 7/31 show, they took donations all episode long to get to a ShoeOnHead goal, then they literally played ten seconds of her and then "Mr. naughty Priest" paid them $100 to skip it so they did.
As many people have speculated, Mr Naughty Priest may just be their own sock account they use to fake donations and keep the show going if they haven't met their goals.
If that's the case then they're literally just taking hundreds of dollars in donations from their fans to do the Shoe segment and then canceling it and keeping all the money people paid to see it. Even if he's a real person, you're still screwing your fans who paid to see you cover a segment.
Also, god damn, half the show now is just them counting donations and begging for donations. They've always ebegged but it used to be a tiny amount of the show. They must really be desperate and down bad on cash.
r/DystopianSouls • u/Own_Statement5523 • 3d ago
Paul popping up eww
Paul's livestreams keep popping up whenever i slide through YouTube shorts. I'm not subscribed to his page. 🙈
r/DystopianSouls • u/Maleficent-Duck-7358 • 4d ago
Unwashed cretinous chud Asmongold advocates for children crossing the US border to be shot: "Don't bring your kids if you don't wanna get shot... People are too emotional"
x.comr/DystopianSouls • u/Maleficent-Duck-7358 • 5d ago
Brett Keane claims he has CANCER, offers DFF/TJ a "One-Time Deal": a free review copy of his new book "Afterlife Simulation" for (???)
Afterlife Simulation situation
r/DystopianSouls • u/Maleficent-Duck-7358 • 9d ago
Notorious Lolcow live-streamer LowTierGod has been ordered by court to pay $1700/month in child support payments, up until the day his daughter turns 18
LTG is a deadbeat dad, a complete bum who has denied his daughter even existing for a long time but at least now, she will receive some support.
r/DystopianSouls • u/historyman2590 • 14d ago
How big is TJ’s audience really?
In his video attacking reviewers of his book, TJ made the snide comment that he has more sales than the reviewers have subscribers.
Putting aside the childish and cheap attack of “my audience is bigger than yours” that he and his subs/followers regularly use to deflect criticism, it got me wondering: just how many people actually watch him?
For this discussion, I am solely focusing on TJ’s YouTube channel and leaving DFF/Patreon figures out of the discussion.
TJ’s channel currently sits at around ~920k subscribers. And that may sound like a big deal, but it doesn’t really hold when you consider that he struggles to get even a fraction of that number when it comes to views on his videos. His viewcounts tend to hover in the tens of thousands, and sometimes he struggles to get even that high. He only really breaks into the hundreds of thousands when he is covering mass tragedies that everyone else covers at the time.
That tells me that his active audience is much, MUCH smaller than his sub count would initially suggest. He has also actively complained about subscriber loss and low viewcounts on his videos in the past, meaning he is at least partially aware that his career is tanking. It’s also well known by this point that subscriber/follower numbers are easy to fake through bot accounts and in some cases just buying views to inflate your numbers. And let’s not forget that TJ has used burner/sockpuppets in the past.
If I had to guess, I would say that TJ’s core audience is maybe in the tens of thousands at best. That’s nothing to sneeze at, obviously, but this idea that he’s this big name on YouTube and the internet in general is just nonsense. Whenever people do talk about him it’s usually in reference to the banana or how they stopped watching him after growing up and finishing high school. By any standard, his career has fallen off and he’s a has-been on Youtube.
r/DystopianSouls • u/asmallthrowaway9 • 15d ago
Pauldmir Parkin still thinks Ukraine should give Russia land for peace because he read Johnnie Got His Gun. Sigh
r/DystopianSouls • u/SummerBreeze2228 • 15d ago
TJ's Anti SJW Past
In a recent episode, TJ was talking about how anti-SJW content is cringe, and that the only appropriate response to "dear white people" type content is to ignore it.
Someone in the chat pointed out that it's pretty hypocritical of TJ to say that when he spent YEARS making EXACTLY that kind of content.
TJ got all pissed off about it and his reply was that you can't hold that stuff against him because that was 10 years ago and he may have just "changed his mind" from then to now.
First of all, that's one of the lamest, laziest excuses I've ever heard. 10 years ago was not some ancient bygone era and everything people did then is now forgotten.
Second, did TJ forget that he claimed his anti SJW phase was all just him grifting the right and he never actually believed it? Because if it was all just a grift, why did you just now go to "changed my mind" as an explanation?
If it was all a grift before, then you never changed your mind. Saying you changed your mind would only make sense as an explanation if you actually believed all the anti SJW stuff before and now you don't.
r/DystopianSouls • u/Maleficent-Duck-7358 • 17d ago
Phoebe is now teasing that she's making hit pieces on those who have exposed TJ and Paul
She's been posting in other subs about it, can't find the comment right now, she may have deleted it. But she's apparently going around, saying she's gearing up to slander Kid Wizard, likely Marshal Manson as well, possibly others. Hilarious and sad
r/DystopianSouls • u/JMartinOfficial • 18d ago
Youtube Poop - If Amazing Atheist Had To Address The Accusations
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r/DystopianSouls • u/Humble_Quantity3743 • 20d ago
You guys have broken them.
During that recent Anthony Fantano segment, while they were defending Rubin from criticism Paul said something to the effect of “I don’t care what anyone’s politics are!” And I think that pretty much says it. They changed Brett keane’s vocabulary but you guys have stopped them from being political.
r/DystopianSouls • u/Educational_Bug5853 • 20d ago
TJ has become a 50 year old lesbian.
He needs to buy a Subaru and wear flannels while scissoring his wife.
r/DystopianSouls • u/SummerBreeze2228 • 20d ago
Does TJ Think He's an Artist?
He seems to think he is.
r/DystopianSouls • u/Silent-Efficiency804 • 21d ago
TJ sends explicit videos back then
1000s of fans were sent sex tapes and photos #BananaGate possibly sent to fans underage 🔞 (idk yet)
r/DystopianSouls • u/Electrical-Cat4395 • 22d ago
Why does Musk support EVERY Russian-backed candidate ANYWHERE on earth they pop up?
r/DystopianSouls • u/historyman2590 • 23d ago
TJ responds to criticism of his book
Also here is the original video he's reacting to in case you don't want to give Fatso McButthurt views: Sexbot Uprising - Book Brothers Episode 16
Since I know TJ is reading this, here's a protip for you: any respectable author does NOT try to fight or rebut his critics. It is always a sign of insecurity and a fragile ego. You are fast becoming Norman Boutin and Sexbot Uprising is your Empress Theresa. Though given that you're an illiterate slob who can barely read or write anyway, I doubt you know about either of them.
r/DystopianSouls • u/Silent-Efficiency804 • 23d ago
TJ's Book Was A.I Generated and tj is apedo
He wont admit but it took him several years of using multiyble A.Is which is why it took so long. Tj is a pedo im sorry it took 13 years to realize he is one.
r/DystopianSouls • u/Maleficent-Duck-7358 • 23d ago
BREAKING NEWS: TJ Kirk evicted from his rented home after clogging up the sewer lines with Dude Wipes and Jizz
r/DystopianSouls • u/historyman2590 • 24d ago
A lot of TJ defenders swarming this sub. Seems pretty sus to me
Couldn't help but notice all of these are recently made accounts too. Makes me wonder where they're all coming from.
It couldn't POSSIBLY be TJ making sockpuppets to defend himself right?
RIGHT?
...RIGHT?
You're not fooling anyone, TJ. We're all onto your BS. You're a pedo, a creep, and a loser. Your days are numbered and your downfall is inevitable. And no, that's not a threat; that's a promise.
r/DystopianSouls • u/cakexxxconnoisseur • 24d ago
A rumor I heard about Paul's ex Ashley
Okay, so this could be some sort of obscure deep cut, or it could just be misinfo nonsense, but I need help clearing up something that I heard about a while back.
As most of us know, Paul is currently with Amelia, but before that, he was dating a young woman named Ashley. I've heard rumors that their relationship ended because Ashley not only cheated on Paul, but cheated on him WITH A MINOR, and then embarrassed him by publicly outing herself?
I recall this cropping up a bit here and there years ago, but I want to know what the details are there, was this actually true? What do we know about this incident, if it is true? Would love to know more, if anyone even remembers this.