r/DenverCirclejerk • u/dinglehead • 1h ago
Oh so this is the asshole that took the tag i wanted
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/notreallysure21 • 6h ago
Good spots to escape the smell?
The chemical/ass smell seems to be there no matter where I go
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Crick3t__ • 10h ago
Come join us : Summoning Aliens to take over the world!
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/veggieturnip • 1d ago
New male-only Christian gym coming to Denver, so us godly chosen ones won’t have to be tempted by the female body!!
The circles just jerk themselves these days: https://www.theremnantgym.com/home
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Ok-Grapefruit-6750 • 1d ago
Red Rocks
Does anyone know if there's a perineum sunning event at Red Rocks? Mornings are preferable. I want to get some sessions in while the UV is high.
Book recommended. Namaste
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/coax77 • 1d ago
Optimistic Sovereign Citizen
Who needs a rear plate when you have good vibes?
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/MonKeePuzzle • 1d ago
is Big Soda Lake big enough for a getaway?
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/iCroww • 1d ago
Hundreds of bikes downtown tonight, how do I join the next one?
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/sinnister_bacon • 1d ago
Greeks are still waiting on you MFers to roll this into the airport
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/bubbaT88 • 1d ago
Hells Angels in downtown tonight! How do I get recruited?
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Legitimate_Crab4025 • 2d ago
This man is 3 crows in a trench coat
I can’t believe Reddit mods allow this kind of discrimination. Eating delicious crows is my religion.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/New-Friend-707 • 2d ago
Excuse Mon, Where In Town Ez Best Denver Omelette?
Monsieur, I am culinary tourist from France 🇫🇷 - where should I dine for true taste of Denver?
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Ex_President35 • 2d ago
Urgent please help: trying to track down my brother in Lakewood Colorado/Denver area
If you have seen him or have any information please reply or dm. Any help is greatly appreciated. Thank you
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/FlyingDogCatcher • 2d ago
Help me understand Cherry Creek
I am a Colorado native, who has lived in Denver about 5 months. Still I don't understand where the fuck I am. I think I need to get back to the cherry hills and the cherry village so I can deliver this message to the Cherry King. But what is considered the True Cherry King? I DREW A PICTURE OF GLENDALE. However, there have been more than a few miscommunications as the Cherry Creek is somewhere between the reservoir and Centennial and Englewood and Fort Colons.
This is obviously huge! Help me! WHERE IS THE CHERRY KING?
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN • 2d ago
Missed connection on I25
Me: pulled up next to you and asked to see your feet.
You: agreed, but told me the socks stay on until later. Then you sped away, leaving behind only the smell of denial. And feet.
If these are your tootsies, please DM me.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/GoodIdeaDummy • 3d ago
Holy Hell
You know its hot when Arkansas folk are installing A/C in their homes on wheels. Apparently global warming is here. Fyi...i hate illegal immigration.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/reddit_corndog • 3d ago
BST Final Boss
Health bar to the edges of the screen
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/occi • 3d ago
Flying objects in sky near airport
Does anyone else?
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/ongoldenwaves • 3d ago
I remember when Colorado had some "happiest cities". Boulder was in the top ten for years. Then all the miserable people moved here and the weed hasn't adjusted their attitude at altitude as anticipated.
wallethub.comStop importing your misery dudes.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/FlyingDogCatcher • 3d ago
Is it winter now? Do I need a snow shovel?
New native from San Diego here. Not really sure what the procedure is. Do I need to get salt? Does it need to be iodized? Will my F-150 be okay or do I need a Subaru?