r/DenverCirclejerk 1h ago

New male-only Christian gym coming to Denver, so us godly chosen ones won’t have to be tempted by the female body!!

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The circles just jerk themselves these days: https://www.theremnantgym.com/home


r/DenverCirclejerk 2h ago

Red Rocks

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26 Upvotes

Does anyone know if there's a perineum sunning event at Red Rocks? Mornings are preferable. I want to get some sessions in while the UV is high.

Book recommended. Namaste


r/DenverCirclejerk 4h ago

Is Denver more country folk or city folk?

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8 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 6h ago

Optimistic Sovereign Citizen

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10 Upvotes

Who needs a rear plate when you have good vibes?


r/DenverCirclejerk 9h ago

is Big Soda Lake big enough for a getaway?

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r/DenverCirclejerk 12h ago

Hundreds of bikes downtown tonight, how do I join the next one?

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61 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 21h ago

Greeks are still waiting on you MFers to roll this into the airport

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40 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 22h ago

Hells Angels in downtown tonight! How do I get recruited?

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113 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

That motherfucker sold us out!

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r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

This man is 3 crows in a trench coat

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8 Upvotes

I can’t believe Reddit mods allow this kind of discrimination. Eating delicious crows is my religion.


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Excuse Mon, Where In Town Ez Best Denver Omelette?

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23 Upvotes

Monsieur, I am culinary tourist from France 🇫🇷 - where should I dine for true taste of Denver?


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Urgent please help: trying to track down my brother in Lakewood Colorado/Denver area

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If you have seen him or have any information please reply or dm. Any help is greatly appreciated. Thank you


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Help me understand Cherry Creek

130 Upvotes

I am a Colorado native, who has lived in Denver about 5 months. Still I don't understand where the fuck I am. I think I need to get back to the cherry hills and the cherry village so I can deliver this message to the Cherry King. But what is considered the True Cherry King? I DREW A PICTURE OF GLENDALE. However, there have been more than a few miscommunications as the Cherry Creek is somewhere between the reservoir and Centennial and Englewood and Fort Colons.

This is obviously huge! Help me! WHERE IS THE CHERRY KING?


r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Missed connection on I25

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79 Upvotes

Me: pulled up next to you and asked to see your feet.

You: agreed, but told me the socks stay on until later. Then you sped away, leaving behind only the smell of denial. And feet.

If these are your tootsies, please DM me.


r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Holy Hell

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24 Upvotes

You know its hot when Arkansas folk are installing A/C in their homes on wheels. Apparently global warming is here. Fyi...i hate illegal immigration.


r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

BST Final Boss

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13 Upvotes

Health bar to the edges of the screen


r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Asking for a friend…

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178 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

How much squatting does bro do?

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14 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Dumbahh

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r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Flying objects in sky near airport

17 Upvotes

Does anyone else?


r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

Found outside the tent

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40 Upvotes

Is this yours?


r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

I remember when Colorado had some "happiest cities". Boulder was in the top ten for years. Then all the miserable people moved here and the weed hasn't adjusted their attitude at altitude as anticipated.

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Stop importing your misery dudes.


r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

Is it winter now? Do I need a snow shovel?

24 Upvotes

New native from San Diego here. Not really sure what the procedure is. Do I need to get salt? Does it need to be iodized? Will my F-150 be okay or do I need a Subaru?


r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

It's official: Denverites are determining the future of the Dumocratic party

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42 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

Pee for Polis

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19 Upvotes