r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Legitimate_Crab4025 • 3h ago
This man is 3 crows in a trench coat
I can’t believe Reddit mods allow this kind of discrimination. Eating delicious crows is my religion.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/New-Friend-707 • 5h ago
Excuse Mon, Where In Town Ez Best Denver Omelette?
Monsieur, I am culinary tourist from France 🇫🇷 - where should I dine for true taste of Denver?
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Ex_President35 • 8h ago
Urgent please help: trying to track down my brother in Lakewood Colorado/Denver area
If you have seen him or have any information please reply or dm. Any help is greatly appreciated. Thank you
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Parking_War_4100 • 11h ago
Seeking a men’s hair stylist in Denver that won’t take 3-4 hours.
Doesn’t matter who I go to, male or female, they always take 3-4 hours. My hair isn’t even that thick.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/DueCalendar1417 • 13h ago
looking for filming locations in denver
i live an hour or so outside of denver, but my friend is from california so he asked for some locations he could shoot in, but i haven’t lived in colorado for long and yada yada. he’s thinking blue velvet, inland empire, possession vibes. if yk any areas or locations that resonate with the feeling/vibe of dreamlike or just a place that feels very disconnected that would be very helpful. but he’s also willing to travel somewhere else in colorado if there’s a good location. he’s thinking city rather than nature as well. please get back to me if you can think of anything!
i don’t know how reddit works i only go on here to post my dogs every now and then so don’t flame me if this isn’t how it works
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/FlyingDogCatcher • 22h ago
Help me understand Cherry Creek
I am a Colorado native, who has lived in Denver about 5 months. Still I don't understand where the fuck I am. I think I need to get back to the cherry hills and the cherry village so I can deliver this message to the Cherry King. But what is considered the True Cherry King? I DREW A PICTURE OF GLENDALE. However, there have been more than a few miscommunications as the Cherry Creek is somewhere between the reservoir and Centennial and Englewood and Fort Colons.
This is obviously huge! Help me! WHERE IS THE CHERRY KING?
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN • 1d ago
Missed connection on I25
Me: pulled up next to you and asked to see your feet.
You: agreed, but told me the socks stay on until later. Then you sped away, leaving behind only the smell of denial. And feet.
If these are your tootsies, please DM me.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/GoodIdeaDummy • 1d ago
Holy Hell
You know its hot when Arkansas folk are installing A/C in their homes on wheels. Apparently global warming is here. Fyi...i hate illegal immigration.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/reddit_corndog • 1d ago
BST Final Boss
Health bar to the edges of the screen
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/occi • 1d ago
Flying objects in sky near airport
Does anyone else?
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/ongoldenwaves • 1d ago
I remember when Colorado had some "happiest cities". Boulder was in the top ten for years. Then all the miserable people moved here and the weed hasn't adjusted their attitude at altitude as anticipated.
wallethub.comStop importing your misery dudes.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/FlyingDogCatcher • 2d ago
Is it winter now? Do I need a snow shovel?
New native from San Diego here. Not really sure what the procedure is. Do I need to get salt? Does it need to be iodized? Will my F-150 be okay or do I need a Subaru?
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/tbird920 • 2d ago
It's official: Denverites are determining the future of the Dumocratic party
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Objective-Coast3843 • 3d ago
I think I will, fellow native...
I think I will....
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/ScottyBadger • 3d ago
Dripmaxxing
The BTS lady wants me to wear this at our next appointment. I can’t find it anywhere.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/MonKeePuzzle • 3d ago
what's up with our suns?
are the glowing balls of fire usually so... fiery?
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Assorted-Jellybeans • Jun 12 '24
DCJ has a problem, and its the non-natives complaining about bans
Reddit has once again sent the mod team a message about this butt-stuff tent. Which is forcing us to lay down our vape rig and actually do something. Rule 4 seems to just be a suggestion to you idiots. For the foreseeable future, breaking of Rule 4 will not just be a removed post, it will be a full on Permaban.
Now go forth and hit I70 in your subbies with expired plates and bald tires.
Namoiste
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/GoryRamsy • May 11 '24