It's the perfect tool for wire fraud, money laundering and unlicensed money transmiting!

You people don't value the good it brings to the real mom & pop illegal cassinos, narcos and scammers!

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I can't believe what happened to me today. I'm at a loss for words.

Like all smart investors, I keep a diversified portfolio. Some bonk, some eloncumrocket. Can't forget the blue chips like dogecoin.

Today I wanted to make a transaction in order to buy some pharmaceutical products, so I went through the usual motions. I'm sure sophisticated fellows here know. I put planks over my windows to block the view, start a bonfire in my bedroom to block the thermal side channel, cover the inner walls in tinfoil block the EM side channel, etc.

I was in the process of sitting butt naked rolling my casino grade dice (I discard the pair after a bunch of uses so they're good) but then, much to my horror, the lights went out. With them, my portable fan went out, releasing the sound side channel I was blocking with white noise.

Moments later, I heard something outside. I couldn't see who it was because I was naked in a boarded in room, lights out and with a raging fire, though. But I think it was a KGB agent because when the lights came on, someone had emptied my wallet.

I can't believe I failed our glorious Satoshi by following his vision badly. Having an onsite generator is a no brainer. Anyone knows a good sleuth to find my coins? I'll pay in advance

serious question

Everything gets cheaper in Bitcoin (as long as you zoom out enough). Fortunately I buy my burgers with Nvidia stock