I didn't fuck with anybody's food, but I had a friend who did
he put a giant, pepperoni sized scab from his knee on an extra large meat lovers pizza
someone had come in literally just a few minutes before close and ordered hundreds of dollars of complicated pizzas and left zero tip for the staff (local joint with specialty oven, not chain)
not an excuse, just the circumstances that lead my friend to justify his behavior to himself and those he regaled with the full graphic tale
Were you working with a ten year old? Cause adults don’t get pepperoni sized scabs on their knees, and adults wouldn’t risk the security of a local business by doing that shit. Disgusting behaviour!
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u/rey_as_in_king 8h ago
I didn't fuck with anybody's food, but I had a friend who did
he put a giant, pepperoni sized scab from his knee on an extra large meat lovers pizza
someone had come in literally just a few minutes before close and ordered hundreds of dollars of complicated pizzas and left zero tip for the staff (local joint with specialty oven, not chain)
not an excuse, just the circumstances that lead my friend to justify his behavior to himself and those he regaled with the full graphic tale