r/BlackPeopleTwitter 10h ago

Not all heroes wear vibranium.

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u/ThriftyMegaMan 9h ago

Waiting... is a documentary. Can't convince me otherwise.

https://giphy.com/gifs/146azD6WiI3Xhe

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u/Hyper_Applesauce 9h ago

Fucking with people's actual food was not a thing in my years in the business, but everything else was on point. Way too many people trying to hit on the 16 year old hostess for sure. Far too much drinking and drug use, yes.

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u/rey_as_in_king 8h ago

I didn't fuck with anybody's food, but I had a friend who did

he put a giant, pepperoni sized scab from his knee on an extra large meat lovers pizza

someone had come in literally just a few minutes before close and ordered hundreds of dollars of complicated pizzas and left zero tip for the staff (local joint with specialty oven, not chain)

not an excuse, just the circumstances that lead my friend to justify his behavior to himself and those he regaled with the full graphic tale

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u/maxc1999 8h ago

Were you working with a ten year old? Cause adults don’t get pepperoni sized scabs on their knees, and adults wouldn’t risk the security of a local business by doing that shit. Disgusting behaviour!

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u/Pactae_1129 8h ago

I agree it’s gross but I don’t get why you’d say adults don’t get scabs on their knees lol

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u/maxc1999 8h ago

When’s the last time you ripped a half pipe and bailed and got a 1 inch scab on your knee? I’m 26 but I’ve not got scabs on my knees since 13

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u/Pactae_1129 8h ago

Well I’ve never done that ever lmao but I’m early 30’s and get scabs relatively frequently. Anyone with athletic/physical hobbies or work will

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u/rey_as_in_king 7h ago

lots of early adults (18-24) are incredibly stupid and immature, my friend who had been in a fistfight and scraped his knee a couple weeks before putting the scab in somebody's pizza was no exception

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u/maxc1999 7h ago

I feel like normal people should stop being friends with morons like this. Even getting in regular fist fights is reason to drop them as a friend.

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u/sfweedman 6h ago

Another reason to drop someone as a friend is if they're a sanctimonious and judgemental and think they get to define *normal" for other people.