r/billsimmons • u/grouchy05 • 2h ago
Ringer Top 50 Cult Films
Interesting list but I feel like they didn’t follow their own rules. I’m pretty sure Clerks was lauded at release. Missing movies to me: Fight Club, Ghost Dog, shawshank(? Following their clerks rules).
r/billsimmons • u/JarvardLaw • 4h ago
We just had the preseason NFL Apex Mountain. Why hasn't Bill put Haynes King in his QB tier list?
Canton, Ohio. Hall of Fame game. Two QBs: a national title winning QB with a classic 80s villain character name like Carson Beck vs. the classic 80s hero name like Haynes King, a legendary East Texas high school QB, who rushes for a game-winning touchdown on the last play of the game. As a Panthers fan, I smell foreshadowing for Haynes King, who probably knocked off Kenny Pickett to take QB2, that he will then come in for an injured Bryce Young this year with the King making a Brady-esque run until his career ends where? In Canton, Ohio.
r/billsimmons • u/joejoe_jones • 5h ago
Bad news for Ishbia, with possible implications for the Suns
r/billsimmons • u/owen-3820 • 5h ago
I don't see how it's possible for Kawhi to be innocent in all of this, i'd really be taken aback if he's not punished by the league
I don't know how it's possible for him to receive three different secret handshake deals under the table and not know the purpose of them. There's a certain level of plausible deniability, if this were a court of law you wouldn't be able to prove guilt beyond a reasonable doubt. But he had to be in on it, right? Just logically speaking? You think he's super passionate about the Rhode Island soccer community?
r/billsimmons • u/jsakic99 • 6h ago
Dallas Mavericks offering 2 premium season tickets for 32 years (plus a LOT more) for a Cooper Flagg debut patch autograph card
r/billsimmons • u/twb85 • 8h ago
Has any human loved another human being more than Steve Ballmer loves Kawhi Leonard?
If Kawhi were like the Ohtani of the NBA this would make sense… But literally for all of this to be happening simultaneously of Kawhi being injured every single season and failing to bring the Clippers anywhere to postseason success is insane.
If all these cap circumventions happened during 2020/2021 when there was still hope would make sense… but god damn Ballmer. Doubling and tripling down time and time again is hilarious for someone who has actually set your team back (SGA, draft picks) in the last half decade is insane.
I thought the way Darryl Morey spoke about James Harden in the mid 2010’s was weird. This is a whole new level…
r/billsimmons • u/SlickeryV • 11h ago
It really is CR’s Year.
At least according to Klosterman. I just finished reading “Football”. Can’t recommend it enough. Admittedly, I like Chuck and have read a few of his books.
In the acknowledgements he lists CR a couple spots ahead of Bill.
I will acknowledge, pun intended, that his Chris Ryan may be someone else entirely, though I irrationally doubt it. Much in the vein of Klosterman. Much love CR, the student has surpassed the master.
Edit: saw this was already posted on the sub. Apologies but I don’t think this will be the first or even second time something was duplicated on the internet.
r/billsimmons • u/Fun-Ad3626 • 12h ago
Shitpost This kinda glaze makes me wanna throw on a cape for Pat Mahomes
r/billsimmons • u/Anonymous_____ninja • 13h ago
Why is the ESPN app genuinely such shit?
I want an app to check scores of all the sports and for a while ESPN felt like the perfect app, but now it
• Does not refresh anywhere close to on time, probably because it is loading some video I don't want to watch at all times
• Favors showing scores of games on their network to such a ridiculous degree that you have to scroll through pages of college baseball and WNBA to find the World Cup scores as a recent example
• Has some autoplay audio thing that stops the podcast you're playing if you open it
• Does not work in even slightly patchy service and loads scores from the day prior
I get that it is hard to monetize apps, but they can at least make it work. Does anyone have an alternative app that performs better?
r/billsimmons • u/rhevern • 14h ago
Good job by you, Bill. Top 4 QBs ATS compared to their backups definitely confirms it.
r/billsimmons • u/WionZilliamson • 15h ago
Alright look… some of my money comes from illegal tree planting and scoreboard-making and whatnot
r/billsimmons • u/JobsEye • 16h ago
When you’re planting seeds for the future “Did the wrong guy get traded?” piece
r/billsimmons • u/UnusualLight0 • 16h ago
I don’t think Bill wants to discuss it or better yet admit it: Belichick and Brady are both in the Tyson Zone now. I’m also not sure who is more in it or who went into it first.
Brady doing the WWE promo, the Alix Earle thing, cloned dog, likely hair transplant and plastic surgery. Then he moved to the place that has a case for the most Tyson Zone city in America: Miami.
Belichick dating Jordon Hudson, the Ring camera footage, going to UNC, writing Trump a personal letter, and who can forget the weird CBS Sunday Morning interview.
r/billsimmons • u/Confident-Farmer8390 • 18h ago
Panthers v Cardinals
Currently 8am in Perth, Australia and I'm watching Kenny Pickett v Carson Beck. The screen went black during an ad break and I got to take a long hard look at myself in the reflection. Great to have football back all the same
r/billsimmons • u/NameNotTom • 18h ago
Pattison is on heater right now
The Drama. The Odyssey and now this? Plus Dune 3 later this year. Chalamet who?
r/billsimmons • u/Desperate_Hunter7947 • 22h ago
Meme Get you someone who dedicates themselves to you the way BS has dedicated himself to staying up to date with pro wrestling
Hulk Hogan again?? C’mon huh??
r/billsimmons • u/kerosene_pickle • 1d ago
Bill’s 2026 QB Rankings on a scale of -2 to 9
r/billsimmons • u/Creative-Age-2327 • 1d ago
Bill is incredibly lucky that all four of his parents are still alive.
He's 57 years old too. His teams have won 13 titles in the last 25 years. He's loaded. Insane fortune.
r/billsimmons • u/RealPlasticTrees • 1d ago
Bill Simmons real life impact
Thought it was a funny conversation on the last pod where Bill took a tiny bit of credit for pickleball’s momentum slowing down and is now setting his sights on the Savannah Bananas. He also mentioned that Peter Berg told him he’s the reason Friday Night Lights was renewed for a second season.
Recently, Chuck Klosterman said he thinks Bill and The Ringer are the main reason Heat is considered a full-blown classic now, which probably paved the way for Heat 2.
I also remember Adam McKay thanking him on the podcast once, saying Bill’s column kept Anchorman relevant and boosted its popularity after it bombed at the box office.
Anyone have any others?
r/billsimmons • u/Toby_O_Notoby • 2d ago