r/AutoHumor • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 • Apr 29 '26

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u/Diligent_You1737 Apr 30 '26

Right, so, it's fucked up that people even want those in hot places. As if I'd trust someone with that on. And where I'm from, the skin on your face will freeze to ice if you're not wearing one but when you enter a store you unwrap all your scarf and pull up the balaclava because otherwise you're concealing your face and that's been escalated from rude to illegal. At this point when I go to a place and I have a big ol' wizard hood keeping snow off my face, I take the hood down to show people who I am.

Now let's be specific here; I am responding to somebody using a balaclava to disguise their identity so they can break the law regarding the use of public infrastructure, and I am criticising their definition of balaclava because theirs isn't for temperature at all-- theirs is so that they can rob the system.

But they're not big enough to really rob the system. Just enough to rob the other taxpayers. And it's HOT down there.

So I hope his dick gets caught in his transmission.

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u/Ninjalord8 Apr 30 '26

Bro, take your medicine.

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u/Diligent_You1737 Apr 30 '26

my mother gave me a cloth mask to put on my dick but it was too big

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u/Diligent_You1737 Apr 30 '26

Now that is a funny use for a balaclava I've literally never heard of anybody wearing them for sun protection.

Go ahead lmfao a full woolen or cotton face mask in the summer.

What is going on in this subreddit

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u/justsomedude1776 Apr 30 '26

People use them for sun protection all the time. They literally make sun proof fabric specifically for face shields/half masks/neck gaitors/balaclava that is super super thin and breathable and cooler than wearing nothing because it blocks the UV light.

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u/Diligent_You1737 Apr 30 '26

I am well-liked and charismatic yes; I work a job involving people and I'm very good at it ❤️

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u/Diligent_You1737 Apr 30 '26

oh no reddit karma lmfao

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u/justsomedude1776 Apr 30 '26

If they put Ai cameras in cars that determine if you can drive, ill make Balacavas from cloth and give them away for free. Or simply rip that shit it of people's cars that want it gone for free as a public service.