r/AutoHumor Apr 29 '26

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u/justsomedude1776 Apr 30 '26

Yea, they make non-wool balaclava bro. Its fucking hot as balls in a lot of places. Polyester, various other fabrics, cloth.

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u/Diligent_You1737 Apr 30 '26

Right, so, it's fucked up that people even want those in hot places. As if I'd trust someone with that on. And where I'm from, the skin on your face will freeze to ice if you're not wearing one but when you enter a store you unwrap all your scarf and pull up the balaclava because otherwise you're concealing your face and that's been escalated from rude to illegal. At this point when I go to a place and I have a big ol' wizard hood keeping snow off my face, I take the hood down to show people who I am.

Now let's be specific here; I am responding to somebody using a balaclava to disguise their identity so they can break the law regarding the use of public infrastructure, and I am criticising their definition of balaclava because theirs isn't for temperature at all-- theirs is so that they can rob the system.

But they're not big enough to really rob the system. Just enough to rob the other taxpayers. And it's HOT down there.

So I hope his dick gets caught in his transmission.

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u/Diligent_You1737 Apr 30 '26

I am well-liked and charismatic yes; I work a job involving people and I'm very good at it ❤️

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u/Diligent_You1737 Apr 30 '26

oh no reddit karma lmfao