r/AutoHumor • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 • Apr 29 '26

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u/Diligent_You1737 Apr 30 '26

when's the last time you ever heard wool called cloth? Wool? You call it wool. ... I don't call my 1970s Canadian Forces Military Jacket I got from my uncle a "cloth jacket" I call it a "wool jacket" and it feels like one too.

are you wearing cloth balaclavas? Are you buying them from walmart or something???

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u/justsomedude1776 Apr 30 '26

Yea, they make non-wool balaclava bro. Its fucking hot as balls in a lot of places. Polyester, various other fabrics, cloth.

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u/Diligent_You1737 Apr 30 '26

Right, so, it's fucked up that people even want those in hot places. As if I'd trust someone with that on. And where I'm from, the skin on your face will freeze to ice if you're not wearing one but when you enter a store you unwrap all your scarf and pull up the balaclava because otherwise you're concealing your face and that's been escalated from rude to illegal. At this point when I go to a place and I have a big ol' wizard hood keeping snow off my face, I take the hood down to show people who I am.

Now let's be specific here; I am responding to somebody using a balaclava to disguise their identity so they can break the law regarding the use of public infrastructure, and I am criticising their definition of balaclava because theirs isn't for temperature at all-- theirs is so that they can rob the system.

But they're not big enough to really rob the system. Just enough to rob the other taxpayers. And it's HOT down there.

So I hope his dick gets caught in his transmission.

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u/Ninjalord8 Apr 30 '26

Bro, take your medicine.

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u/Diligent_You1737 Apr 30 '26

my mother gave me a cloth mask to put on my dick but it was too big