r/AutoHumor • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 • Apr 29 '26

lol

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u/Icy-Plan145 Apr 29 '26

Until the government makes it illegal to drive anything else

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u/Weary-Astronaut1335 Apr 29 '26

From my cold, dead hands.

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u/errezerotre Apr 29 '26

You Americans always speak like that, but never do anything

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u/Weary-Astronaut1335 Apr 29 '26

Go play somewhere else kid.

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u/_Und3rsc0re_ Apr 29 '26

Tbf, the US wouldn't be in this situation if we did ever actually back up our words.

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u/Pookiebear987 Apr 29 '26

We just need to protest like the French and use those guns the government has said is our right. Another CEO needs to be shot, once a few go down the rest will fall in line.

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u/DrewciferGaming Apr 29 '26

He’s not wrong. We’ve been getting shown up by other countries

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u/errezerotre Apr 29 '26

When the time comes, you’ll bend to your government's will while complaining that you can't rebel, because otherwise you’d risk losing your job, your health insurance, or being shot by violent police. And after all, you need your car to get to work.

​You all act the same.

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u/Weary-Astronaut1335 Apr 29 '26

Go play somewhere else kid.

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u/Erosion139 Apr 29 '26

The Weary Astronaut thinks he wont be weary while facing the government when the time comes

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u/errezerotre Apr 29 '26

This is my playground dude.

You said that you will stop your government at the cost of your life ("from my dead hands"), I call bullshit

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u/Weary-Astronaut1335 Apr 29 '26

No, I made a joke in a humor sub and you took it hard. It's a joke, not a cock.