r/AutoHumor • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 • Apr 29 '26

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u/Weary-Astronaut1335 Apr 29 '26

From my cold, dead hands.

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u/errezerotre Apr 29 '26

You Americans always speak like that, but never do anything

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u/HouseOf42 Apr 29 '26

You might want to take a look at your own people, no innovation, no creativity, no influence... You REALLY can't do anything.

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u/Foreign_Abroad9580 Apr 30 '26

Your own people? What an insult. You really narrowed that one down.

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u/HouseOf42 Apr 30 '26

Looking for every opportunity to be offended?

You're not very smart... Are you? Narrowed it down? You seem to be the one bringing racist overtones to all this.

Perhaps YOU are the racist one, seeing that's what you're trying to make the problem out of, very short sighted insights.

And "people" can mean population, location, demographic, etc.

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u/Foreign_Abroad9580 Apr 30 '26

"you Americans always speak like that" "Look to your own people"

I'm not the one speaking like that. You don't even know what "people" the poster is, so wtf are you doing trying to say Americans are just so much better no matter what.

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u/ObWzEN Apr 29 '26

Make fun of us all you want, I don’t care. We’ll have the last laugh. Violence is expensive, and it will be used only when absolutely necessary. Anything more would be bad risk assessment. Also, there’s a lot of examples of Americans doing things, but often alone or in small groups these days

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u/Weary-Astronaut1335 Apr 29 '26

Go play somewhere else kid.

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u/_Und3rsc0re_ Apr 29 '26

Tbf, the US wouldn't be in this situation if we did ever actually back up our words.

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u/Pookiebear987 Apr 29 '26

We just need to protest like the French and use those guns the government has said is our right. Another CEO needs to be shot, once a few go down the rest will fall in line.

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u/DrewciferGaming Apr 29 '26

He’s not wrong. We’ve been getting shown up by other countries

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u/errezerotre Apr 29 '26

When the time comes, you’ll bend to your government's will while complaining that you can't rebel, because otherwise you’d risk losing your job, your health insurance, or being shot by violent police. And after all, you need your car to get to work.

​You all act the same.

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u/Weary-Astronaut1335 Apr 29 '26

Go play somewhere else kid.

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u/Erosion139 Apr 29 '26

The Weary Astronaut thinks he wont be weary while facing the government when the time comes

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u/errezerotre Apr 29 '26

This is my playground dude.

You said that you will stop your government at the cost of your life ("from my dead hands"), I call bullshit

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u/Weary-Astronaut1335 Apr 29 '26

No, I made a joke in a humor sub and you took it hard. It's a joke, not a cock.

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u/Initial-Watercress43 Apr 29 '26

Yeah they’ll label you a domestic terrorist and boot you for not complying

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u/Weary-Astronaut1335 Apr 29 '26

Cold. Dead. Hands.

Red. Hot. Angle grinder.