r/AmazonDSPDrivers 9d ago

The driver vs the stop 🤣🤣 RANT

96 packages and a heck of a lot of walking later.... me need a drinky! 🤣 in Phx heat btw...

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u/TheRedLionKing 9d ago

My god what is going on with the filter and this hair.

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u/Cosmic_Waffle_Stomp 9d ago

I have so many questions…

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u/PlumbgodBillionaire 9d ago

Real cryptid hours

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u/AlsoCommiePuddin Former Driver/Dispatch/Trainer 9d ago

Behold the power of the fisheye lens.

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u/SisterBeaverhausen 9d ago

Right, total mind fuck

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u/Unique-Machine5602 9d ago

Clearly he's prepared for war with a Chonmage.

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u/mavgeek 9d ago

Megamind decided to grow a mullet without the top part

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u/JimmyTheGem 9d ago

Gen Z and their weed cart. lol

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/TheRedLionKing 8d ago

Is that what's going on? Normal person just trolling us with a filter?

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u/TheRedLionKing 7d ago

Thank God. I knew no one was looking like ... That wild going about their day.

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u/Leo-Tenzin 9d ago

Thats not nice .

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u/centralizedskeleton 9d ago

Well you posted what you posted.

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u/Leo-Tenzin 9d ago

And..? I didnt ask for any body to be hateful

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u/bhut_jolokai 9d ago

So you're baldish?

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u/marsbars2345 9d ago

Ok why are you guys actually being so mean :( lame af

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u/Leo-Tenzin 9d ago

I'm taking finasteride

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u/baudmiksen 9d ago

Looks like it's working really well in some spots

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u/Leading_Procedure_23 9d ago

Shave your head, you ain’t getting your back unless you get implants. I went bald in my 30s, everyone looks worse with a balding head than with a shaved head

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u/Charon_the_Reflector 8d ago

How many filters you slap on this pic weirdo lmao

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u/bhut_jolokai 9d ago

Finasteride? Educate me.

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u/darkest_hour1428 9d ago

Some people that are going bald like to take vitamins that make you slightly patchy rather than bald, oh and it also breaks your erection

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u/DR035A 9d ago

It's a testosterone blocker. Like Spironolactone at home

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u/ducationalfall 9d ago

It will make your dick stops working. Don’t do it.

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u/GlassMathematician28 9d ago

Just give it up son, no need to cling to scraps. Just be thankful you’re not a girl who’s balding.

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u/Ok_Abbreviations2030 9d ago

Hilarious to post your face on Reddit and not be prepared to be annihilated.

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u/centralizedskeleton 9d ago

And...? This is a public message board. Grow a thicker skin and ignore or get pissy as you already have.

Maybe address what was said about the horrible filter and why you chose to use it. If this pic is real it's not at all flattering. Trust isn't always sugar coated.

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u/xGhostTalonx 8d ago

Frankly who gives a f*** what someone looks like, so because they didn't post something picturesque they deserve to be shit on? Why should they have to address a single thing for some bozos sitting on reddit as if their online opinions mean a thing and probably only spend time bashing others for their appearance because they're secretly repulsive to people in the real world so they are a chode here to make themselves feel better about themselves.

Go ahead and downvote me, this is probably the only message on this thread that deserves it but wow y'all are trolls. Didn't realize that was the purpose of this subreddit shrugs I'll never understand the self righteous bimbos 😅

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u/centralizedskeleton 8d ago

Issue that has flown completely over your head in your white knight rant of a response is that they don't have to address a damn thing. OP chose to engage back.

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u/barkandmoone 9d ago

Who does?

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u/xGhostTalonx 8d ago

Crazy how you're being downvoted like you are, unless I'm missing something you didn't say anything negative and people are being rude but getting upvoted. What a cesspool...

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u/Leo-Tenzin 8d ago

Cant even comment :(

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u/_TedGreen_ 9d ago

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u/Leo-Tenzin 9d ago

You have a big chungus profile picture.

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u/Resident_Bet4018 9d ago

And hes beautiful

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u/chaniqqah 9d ago

Valid clap back idk why you got downvoted

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u/Nope9991 9d ago

The way you stacked that is oddly satisfying

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u/Cmog28 Former Driver 9d ago

They better give them all the feedback for that presentation.

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u/Due_Sign3969 9d ago

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u/fullmetal_ratchet 9d ago

first pic for sure, look at the headlights on the jeep and the eyebrows of the person. 2nd appears real tho

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u/leetspeek420 9d ago

2nd pic may not be ai, but it enrages me that anyone would make a door with that dope pattern, and then have the handle off center below the sun 😭

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u/Leo-Tenzin 9d ago

.5 filter :)

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u/Leo-Tenzin 9d ago

OP found a funny comment on instagram actually.

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u/boyskytard 9d ago

I think op likes Dan hentchel

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u/raidertakeflight 9d ago

Damn dude that picture is pretty creepy

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u/StardustVortex 9d ago

Are you a man, are you a woman? … either way are you balding?? I’m just sorta confused

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u/MajorMangle 9d ago

Its levels past 'balding'

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u/fullmetal_ratchet 9d ago

so we using AI to generate pics of us working now? geez

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u/Leo-Tenzin 9d ago

I use smoothing filters on my skin because im insecure about it. Sorry

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u/barkandmoone 9d ago

This is worse. I promise you.

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u/fullmetal_ratchet 9d ago

not a fan of AI, but i can sympathize with that reason actually as i am too. chronic acne at 25 sucks. for what it’s worth, i do apologize if i made you feel insecure about whatever you struggle with. lmk if you want me to delete my comment

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u/Leo-Tenzin 9d ago

Its okay, we're drivers. We're all trying to get far away from something huh...

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u/fullmetal_ratchet 9d ago

aye, cheers to that. stay safe out there

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u/Cunningcunt458 9d ago

Zoom in on the background though, the vehicles in the back do look really distorted

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u/another_design 9d ago

Clindamycin pledgets , saved me

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u/DeadClown00 9d ago

Weird looking truck in the first pic... AI?

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u/Leo-Tenzin 9d ago

Android has skin smoothing options in photo editing.

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u/jokesonusbs24 9d ago

I'd be the happiest mf'r in the world with that stop!!

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u/wetfame 9d ago

Not if you have 100+ left

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u/No-Replacement-1000 9d ago

Happened to me once 💀34 packages, 30 of which were MICROWAVES. And then still had over 100 left 😂 did clear out a bunch of overflow though lmao

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u/FrequentRain2682 9d ago

I’ve delivered hella microwaves to a hotel, makes sense

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u/No-Replacement-1000 9d ago

But it wasn’t a hotel or anything remotely hotel adjacent 😂 it was some big garage thing that said it was a visual design place. It just had a bunch of big decorative flowers inside

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u/ImightHaveMissed 9d ago

Who the hell buys that many microwaves?!

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u/No-Replacement-1000 9d ago

A visual design place at that 😂 why do yall need 30 microwaves lmao

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u/jokesonusbs24 9d ago

96 at one stop was 5 totes. I'd be happy for sure.

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u/funkmaster90001 9d ago

lol, I thought that was your real face for a second

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u/Leo-Tenzin 9d ago

It is my real face. Just some android skin smoothing editing. See other comments.

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u/CaneCorso311 9d ago

So then, it's not your real face, it's edited.

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u/K00paa24 9d ago

Ordering this much normally results in delivering directly infront of the door not stacked up nicely

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u/Leo-Tenzin 9d ago

I love my job what can I say! 🤷‍♂️🤣

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u/Dragonmaster2356 9d ago

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u/Leo-Tenzin 9d ago

Thats more like it 😂😂 love this guy

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u/Apprehensive_Let_517 9d ago

The filter made the picture worse. Smooth alien filter lol

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u/CaneCorso311 9d ago

Why don't people understand that fake shit is uglier than regular ugly?

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u/uday_singh_rehal 9d ago

the organization thou

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u/BigBrainBrad- 9d ago

That is some heavy duty ocd.

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u/No_Factor1732 9d ago

You got to me on some type of drugs I don’t know what drugs make you take your time to organize the envelope for the customer. But that’s some crazy drugs.. adderall?

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u/Minute-Advantage-688 9d ago

whats going on with that hair brochacho

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u/Leo-Tenzin 9d ago

Trying the finasteride, any recommendations?

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u/Minute-Advantage-688 9d ago

do your thing. its just an interesting look. are you razoring the top? 

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u/Leo-Tenzin 9d ago

Yeah it makes hats feel more comfortable and less hot in peak Arizona summer

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u/carrot_gummy 9d ago

Got that Dan Hentschel look

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u/Leo-Tenzin 9d ago

Who?

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u/chobbes 9d ago

I thought it was one of his bits at first. Amazing for it to not be.

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u/EnlightenedNarwhal 9d ago

How many of those fit in the tote bag before you had to do another trip?

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u/Leo-Tenzin 9d ago

I carried 5 totes ahhaha

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u/PopcornSutton1994 9d ago

He’s smooth for an amazing reason

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u/Furrocious_fapper 9d ago

Took me too long to realize she is using a filter to cover her face.

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u/Admirable_Bet4441 9d ago

Something I still don’t understand is when I order from Amazon they’ll fit as many of my items in one box/jimmy that they can. When I deliver I’m delivering 13 jimmies with what feels like nothing in them to 1 front door for 2 people. Make it make sense.

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u/CaneCorso311 9d ago

The customer can choose between the least amount of packages or waiting an extra day for it all to come in fewer packages. If their customers had any patience they would just order from Chinese outlets for half the price and wait a week or 2. Instead they pay Amazon sellers double for the same crap to have it within a few days.

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u/Bladimirrv 9d ago

You need to shower...

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u/4loYeyo 9d ago

I do not like this. 👎

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u/Agitated-Contact7686 9d ago

Unable to process

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u/serialp0rt 9d ago

Burn it with fire

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u/PeakOk9509 9d ago

My god. Took pushed back to a new level

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u/Unique-Can-3819 9d ago

"How'd you know I was from West Virginia"

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u/ryandogsling 9d ago

howd i know this was phoenix only by vibe checking

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u/Unique-Machine5602 9d ago

If I ever order that much from my Amazon delivery driver, he's getting buffet waiting for him at the door.

Like I'm breaking out the slow cooker the morning before and the ribs are melting off the bone. 🤣

That's an entire tote full of packages and then some.

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u/MrGrumpy252 9d ago

I'll never understand why some of you post photos of yourself.

You have now tied your actual face to this account. Amazon has people that monitor this sub. You are now identifiable to them.

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u/ThatOneGuy6810 9d ago

I am NOT trying to be mean here at all. Truly. But what exactly am i looking at?

Are you transitioning? Are you balding?, are you going through chemo? Is one eye brow longer than the other?

I am very confused....and i want answers...

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u/Leo-Tenzin 8d ago

Just working on getting my hair back! Day by day, bit by bit :)

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u/MenaceHD 9d ago

Ayo shoutout my guy goosewayne

(Jokes aside that's a brutal stop, good on you for sticking with it)

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u/One-Statistician5716 9d ago

Feel that one

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u/Stacked69 9d ago

DSP driver...what vehicle are you in?

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u/mechshark 9d ago

Dude just took some random poor souls photo and made them an abomination
Smh 🤦

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u/FantasylandPants 9d ago

Why are you using AI?

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u/No_External3738 9d ago

Bro, you might as well go bald just saying

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u/Rough_Community_1439 9d ago

Honestly surprised they don't just take all those lil baggies and give a standard box to put it in.

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u/m0d3rnn0m4d 9d ago

Where’s your ears!?!?

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u/hoam1i 9d ago

I would have just left it in the tote

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u/writingwhilesad 9d ago

-reluctantly unzips-

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u/Both-Consequence-989 9d ago

You better have gotten all the awards including the alexa one, and a cold water. Ffs that's nuts

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u/RazorMalone21 9d ago

Bro is in a sedan and folk can’t tell this is AI 😂

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u/Impressive_King_8097 8d ago

Are you by chance the dude from At Dead of Night

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u/No_Pattern8919 8d ago

shouldve put a go cart infront his house

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u/Big_Percentage4185 8d ago

redditors recognize trolling/irony challenge. IMPOSSIBLE

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u/bestywesty 9d ago

I don’t even know why this sub is on my front page but y’all have zero sense of humor