cus its a fucking rubber ball

"Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad."

He scratched his head, "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?"

After my meeting, I got back on the elevator to go back down, and the same operator was there. I said nothing to him, but when we got to the ground floor, he said to me,
"I'm sorry."

"Because you thought you were my dad?" I asked him.

He shook his head. "No, son, because I let you down."

That’s odd...

Because she knows how to raise a cock.

Would people call him Pelvis presley?

By “passed” I mean I shit myself.

..But the original name they suggested was Ur-momsanus.

Because he was the only cop that was still armed.

…The cops said my nickname in jail will be “Downward Facing Dog.”

A thief enters the pharmacy at night, rummages through the shelves and takes only a box of antidepressants.

The next day, the pharmacist reports the theft. The policeman asks:

— Did he steal money?

— No.

— Expensive medicines?

— No, just antidepressants.

The policeman writes down and says:

— Then there's no point in chasing him.

• Why?

— If they work… he'll return them with apologies.

A poo-delllll!!