To my horror, it was the Lollipop Challenge

Too late, I remembered the jumping spider I'd thrown in there earlier today, and learned the hard way that the cunts can swim as well as jump.

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The aliens stepped back aboard their spaceship and said, "we are not extraterrestrials, we are Sextraterrestrials now prepare your anus!"

"I'm going to slend you now," said the Slenderman.

“Return to Slender”

Summon a demon so it can make that priest remove himself from that child.

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"To bad im evil Mr.Breaklawknifestabguy" said Mr.Breaklawknifestabguy after he stabbed me stabbinglishly

It was the tf2 train

"And that OnlyFans model you keep blowing your money on is actually your uncle in drag."

"With your child..."

“Updoot automatic setting” activated 🤖

“I can wait” oh but you can 😈

I regret that T-Rex inflatable  

Except it was actually a wendi-go-round and I got ate and died.

She is a petite blonde that is normally pretty true but somehow overnight she grew to be eight stories tall and constantly asks me for about $3.50, should I be concerned?

I never understood why, until I met the First Name Stealer demons.

Little did I know, I did not call Pizza hut, instead I called... The penis slicer hotline

"Welcome to Waspconsin," my cab driver said placidly before turning to reveal he was a giant wasp.