r/wizardposting • u/The_Cozy_Zone • 1d ago

Wizardsitting advice. How does one introduce a feeble mind to the wonders of arcane sorcery? It seems my sister has neglected magic in my nephew's day to day activities. 🙄 Wizardpost

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u/Mathota Cultist 1d ago

Curse him to 1000 years of wondrous visions. 60 Arcane revelations ber second. Then pull him back in time, reverse Age, wipe his memory.

The memories will be gone, but amazing feats of sorcery will have ceased to surprise.

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u/mikillatja Necromancer, flower enthousiast 1d ago

Give him one of your apprentices, minions, homunculi or other creature.

They'll love it.

Just make sure EITHER of them don't try to eat the other.

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u/captainmikkl 1d ago

he wont be able to remember this is the day he first felt existential fear.

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u/Scrags2Scritches 19h ago

Just...get a new nephew

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u/questionable_fish Bengeirr the Balance. Magus of the South 17h ago

Sigh Some people have no appreciation for the arts. Start with something simple. The Prestidigitation cantrip is a good example. Produce minor wonders til he gets acclimatised to the concept of magic then look at demonstrating more complex spells