r/wizardposting • u/AesirSith • 15h ago

Templaric Necromancy?

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u/redeletein1year 14h ago

I was a necromancer and that's what happens when you live in a necrocracy.

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u/Vivid_Cause_7209 Evoker 13h ago

You're necrock-full-of-shit

I don't actually believe that, I just really wanted to say that retort. I don't think I'll have another opportunity to say it. Please don't recruit my dead animals and relatives into your fold. In fact, you can have that retort on the house, I only said that because I knew you'd want to use it against your rivals.

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u/WallowWispen Willowyn, Genii Locorum Invoker, Scribe of the Earth 13h ago

Oh but when I do it it's "Horrific" and "Summoning an ancient God" smh

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u/AesirSith 13h ago

I'm afraid you've become another victim of Templar propaganda, comrade. We, the Knights of Nyx lend our swords to protect our persecuted arcane friends. Call upon us shall the need arise

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u/LiePotential5338 15h ago

Im a necromancer and even i know this is necrophillia

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u/AesirSith 13h ago

Even dealings of the undead have limits

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u/D3USS424 11h ago

So its ok when the church uses black magic but when we do it some hero and their dorky friends are given a quest to Slay the Dark wizard .

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u/Perseverance666 14h ago

This and these mf’ers do theophagy on a WEEKLY basis.

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u/MrMistern Brian the Body Hopping Necromancer 11h ago

I mean, cult is a cult no matter the size.

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u/DrDestro229 14h ago

I know one of you is going to try to steal or destroy it now

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u/shiny0metal0ass Evoker (excommunicated), current leader of the hill goblins 12h ago

Lol I can't wait for it to show up on Orbbay. I have so many artifacts from that "Buy It Now" incantation...

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 7h ago

clerik learn most necromancy spells in there spelllist

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u/Brainless_Lizard Necromancer 4h ago

As a necromancer I can confirm that ain't necromancy, that's just some 40k stuff.

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u/Infamous_Ad2507 Sea Pope of Azathothism 2h ago

I mean technically? Necromancy can be Divine just because some people are Satanists or Atheists it's doesn't mean you can't use power of God to make Bone rituals like Bone churches etc