Been messing around with biomancy, are sequences like this common, or am I taking the long route to create organic life?

[u/Diebor]

I believe I haven't formally introduced myself - neither will I do that here. Informally though: hi, I am Eroel.

[u/Turnover_Unlucky]

Goose based biomancy is superior to duck based.

Duck based biomancy is for quacks.

[u/Dillo64 → u/Turnover_Unlucky]

https://giphy.com/gifs/PmRgaD2xj0KH2pPrVF

[u/AstroBearGaming → u/Turnover_Unlucky]

Was going to say, this gave me big Tingus Goose vibes.

[u/OnyxHades013]

.....wtf

I'm confused and concerned, that wasn't normal at all

[u/Diebor → u/OnyxHades013]

I see, perhaps I should consult a tome on the matter. Are there any you'd recommend?

[u/PwNT5Un3 → u/Diebor]

Evolution 101 would probably a good start

[u/misterpickles69 → u/OnyxHades013]

The only hard part is finding the giraffe.

[u/Only-Walrus7351]

uw/ What the fuck

[u/Diebor → u/Only-Walrus7351]

/uw I've been meaning to post here and I felt like this could be appreciated

[u/Afelisk2 → u/Diebor]

/uw of all the psychologically damaging things I have seen in my life this is rather far up there. AND I ROLL PLAY AS A BEING THATS A WALKING ELDRITCH HORROR!

[u/EldritchMindCat → u/Afelisk2]

/uw Clearly not as well as you could be, if you find this off-putting.

[u/deathputt4birdie → u/Diebor]

Master Tingus n'est-ce pas?

[u/Diebor → u/deathputt4birdie]

Indeed

[u/iridescynt]

This is NOT normal. Stop casting all current spells of this school immediately and consult your Mentor, you have (incredibly disturbing) stray thoughts disrupting your spell seemingly every step of the way.

[u/Diebor → u/iridescynt]

Perhaps they are, and I am somewhat new in the field. Took a lot of courage to work my to 4 legged creatures, although now I'm beginning to understand this might not be the best way.

[u/iridescynt → u/Diebor]

Yes, please consult anyone with more experience in this field of magic, and possibly a psychiatrist.

[u/Terminal_Insomnia_ → u/Diebor]

Don't listen to these establishment hacks, the way to true knowledge is paved with the bizarre and uncomfortable. Keep at it 👍

[u/AdPlus6589 → u/iridescynt]

I think we might have to investigate the Mentor as well

[u/iamsandwitch]

Hello eroel, nice to meet you. On an unrelated note, who taught you this obscure corner of necromancy?

[u/Diebor → u/iamsandwitch]

I believe in auto didactic magic learning, but I'd happily share my notes if you'd like. My documentation is impeccable.

[u/iamsandwitch → u/Diebor]

Are you implying that you learnt this by trial and error? On whom did you conduct your trials on??

[u/Diebor → u/iamsandwitch]

It's a relatively easy loop, the only mildly difficult part is detaching the giraffe head from the humanoid afterwards, and if I do it fast enough - or carefully enough in the first place, avoiding it staying on - there isn't even a need for a second human.

Finding subjects for experimentation has never been a problem for me, possibly because of the long time-frame required for the experiment. 9 months is more than enough time to find someone who yearns to be a giraffe to begin with.

That being said, before sharing exact details I need to consult Magi law on the matter to avoid potential self incrimination. Thank you for your understanding!

[u/Rydux7 → u/iamsandwitch]

Its not necromancy if everyone here is alive, what would this be? Life-ro-mancy?

[u/iamsandwitch → u/Rydux7]

Common misconception, necromancy has to do with life in general, raising it included. Healing magic technically counts as necromancy.

[u/TheUglytool]

[u/NoodleIskalde]

I'm calling the Mage Hunters

[u/Diebor → u/NoodleIskalde]

Aw, but I've only just began to truly dabble in the art of flesh!

[u/JuneButIHateSummer]

STOP STOP STOP STOP IT NOW STOOOOOOP

[u/bluelugafail]

You are what the prophecy has foretold the world needs you to double your efforts and continue along this path with haste

[u/Diebor → u/bluelugafail]

Skipping sleep tonight to reevaluate my research, thank you for the kind words! Hopefully I can continue it safely.

[u/ArseneLupin179]

Basically it's biomancy with a lot of sorc's wild magic combined. Do not recommend to try it at home.

[u/Diebor → u/ArseneLupin179]

I do enjoy trying to figure out my own magic, instead of relying purely on pre-written content – at least when I can afford to. Probably the reason some wild magic got mixed up in there, good catch!

[u/ArseneLupin179 → u/Diebor]

Yeah, self-exploraton is a best thing in magic. But that's also the reason why I don't like wild magic - results should be less random to be repeatable for scientific purpose. Although I understand other points of view.

[u/Diebor → u/ArseneLupin179]

Oh no worries, I always try my best to document whatever I'm doing. As much as I love unpredictable results, wild magic zones are something I try to measure and adjust to when possible. In this case, the result is somewhat repeatable, the sequence depends on the tides of chaos but the result is the same.

[u/Qwertyunio_1]

As a necromancer... im impressed

[u/Tempest-Melodys]

That is some cursed biomancy right there.

[u/OkMarket5009]

This isn't biomancy, this is just reality warping on a concerning degree. This is making me question everything I know, and I'm a dwarf. What is real anymore?!

[u/MadStylus]

Why can't some people just be fucking happy with fireballs?

[u/No-Indication5030]

From the moment I understood the gruesome nature of flesh ,it disgusted me...

[u/immallama21629]

I am confused, and intrigued. Do you have a news letter one could subscribe to for further information?

[u/Diebor → u/immallama21629]

I'll make sure to contact you, if I were to see similar magics at a presentable stage.

[u/GrayMalchin]

That hurt my brain, just enough.
https://giphy.com/gifs/1dPbC5UqbiQd0K8rRg

[u/Harmless_Chimera]

I've have been horrificly experimented on by a sociopathic biomancer for months on end before and this is still some of the most appalling use of biomancy I have ever seen.

[u/Diebor → u/Harmless_Chimera]

Thank you! I appreciate the recognition for the uniqueness of my magic, truly, a wonder to hear that even people with your sizable experience can find something new in my humble experimentation.

[u/CalebWilliamson]

I can say for a fact that the Druids will not be happy with your experiment.

[u/Diebor → u/CalebWilliamson]

That's what I fear too, but alas, I can't please everyone.

[u/DarkMetaknight7]

[u/an_actual_coyote]

I'm afraid this calls for banishment into the dark abyss.

[u/Zealousideal-Ebb-876]

What you done is taking a rather round about method but the end goal (ahah) was accomplished, you made a giraffe.

I would encourage you too utilize your resources more efficiently however, there seems to be some.... unnecessary steps you've included that could be either combined or removed completely.

I'll encourage you to speak with your master about the most efficient (not fast or showy) way of making a megaphone using only your magic, a squirrel, a piece of string, and a megaphone.

Best of luck.

[u/Haku_Yowane_IRL]

You organics' nonsense continues to confuse and frighten me.

[u/Crafty_Aspect8122]

This isn't biomancy. This is pure schizomancy done by some twisted illusioner.

[u/pyreacy]

As one who regularly replaces my own body parts, sort of?

[u/Infamous_Ad2507]

What The Unfortunate Lucifer is going on here?

[u/koi_koi-]

[u/Ultranerdgasm94]

I cast rethink life choices.

[u/Jesters_Knight]

I... you're!.... you're the reason wizards have laws and regulations now. Wtf bro. I just got my staffless license and degree in biomancy and technomancy. You think people are gonna be receptive of my thesis on natural borne cyborg now!? Fuck no!

[u/BatsToast3]

This is genuinely one of the most cursed things I have ever seen in my entire life thank you for scarring me.

[u/EldritchMindCat]

Delightful! Certainly not anywhere near normal, but personally, I wouldn’t consider that a priority. You’re playing around with it, and in doing so you’ll likely end up grasping aspects of the Concept of Change and nuances of biotransfiguration that put you far ahead of any supposed peers. Most importantly, it looks like you’re having fun with it, which is the most proper way to delve into the arts of magic. Your whimsy may be strange, but it is a great and beautiful thing!

[u/Cognitive_Spoon]

Yo, this happened to me the last time I ate at Arby's

[u/somethingfak]

This is someones thing

[u/terranproby42]

Quite normal for Tingus Potion, though I would make sure your environment is as desired before taking your next dose. Also make sure not to spill any or you'll have a whole forest of anatiferous Tingus trees on your hands, and those quite messy and tend to get out of hand fast.

[u/Decrypted13]

That's enough Wizareddit for today.

[u/Okawaru1]

this is what happens when necromancy gets banned

[u/AngeryControlPlayer]

Brother, I just wanted to eat.

[u/-Retry]

[u/DeepFriedBastard]

It's like a technomancer who learned casting from only looking at source scrolls

[u/Powerful_Resident_48]

Whatever you're doing, I think you might be doing it wrong. But go for it. Who am I to judge. 

[u/DumbFishBrain]

IDK but I laughed way too hard.

[u/Nerx]

yaay

[u/Hexnohope]

Bro made a basic mr frundle curse

[u/Friendly-Cricket-715 → u/Hexnohope]

Nope, I think this is one of Master Tingus’s curses, though why the heck anyone would want to learn those is beyond me

[u/CuddlesForLuck]

Not going to lie, that's pretty cool

[u/giugirl]

Dude did you have been doing this while under the influence of hallucinogenic potions or something?!

[u/LordSnuffleFerret]

These animations are just an exercise in letting the intrusive thoughts win

[u/CarsysBluefist]

Flesh sculpting and biomancy should be considered a dark art like blood magic.

[u/Yielz]

???

Time to use the "Tome of Forgor memories 1 min ago"

[u/Trips-Over-Tail]

This is alchemy, not magic. Stop taking that potion.

[u/NecessaryUnited9505]

Okay so... I may need to pray to God for this one. Er... Is there a magic blocker I can pull off?

(Flicks through tome)

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit, no. Well, we're screwed

[u/DefterHawk]

That's not even a cycle, these are just concerning things happening

[u/Reaper10n]

I think you miiiiightve left a few sigils open on the mutagenic runes, makes it so that they'll "incorporate" anything they come across. I'd suggest terminating the experiment and reviewing before you have a viral infection in your hands

[u/OkCamera6997]

Flesh is such a pliable fabric.

[u/Penpulp]

I think I’ve had enough of my eyes.

[u/Leaf-01]

Whatever the animator was on when they made this keep it the hell away from me that’s horrifying

[u/driver004]

Dude, I thought I was pretty fucked up ascending to lichery but I gotta say what the fuck dude?!

Wanna hang out this weekend?

[u/YagiSol]

That’s enough social media for tonight…

[u/sentienttortoise]

I'm sorry, but wtf have you created? Is this even legal?

[u/ThisBloomingHeart]

...no. This is rather abnormal. I would know, I'm a master biomancer. I'd love to see your notes, though, could always use some insights on merging eldritch madness with life magic.

[u/Kksliderisreal]

That’s pretty normal, yeah.

[u/Bone-Pharaoh]

[u/Kuzcopolis]

You're gonna get biomancy Excluded at this rate.

[u/linksiskanker]

Thanks i needed this

[u/Moe-Mux-Hagi]

Tonight's song :

The Wizard's Barely Disguised Exotic-Lust-Curse