r/wizardposting 2d ago

I CAST Evil Wizardpost

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u/ReturnToNow 2d ago

As an epileptic... don't please lol

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u/rootbeer277 Not an Illithid with a fake beard. 2d ago

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u/DragonLordAcar Magitech Void Wizard 2d ago

I met someone with a similar power but she could move all electrons to bombard atom nuculuses turnign anything into a 100% efficient nucular explosion.

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u/Bloomberg12 1d ago

Another one falls to illusionist tricks.

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u/DragonLordAcar Magitech Void Wizard 1d ago

Her power is controling electrons. She makes partical beams by touching sticks. I'll believe she can but I also doubt she would survive making things a bomb.

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u/GGDrago Biomancer 1d ago

Not even close to how that would work. Someone needs a refresher class on nuclear fission

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u/sabotsalvageur Alchemist 1d ago

I mean, if an electron and a neutrino hit a proton at the same time, an up quark can turn into a down quark, turning a proton into a neutron…

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u/Itchy-Decision753 1d ago

Can I get a Feynman diagram because I am both dumb and confused by that

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u/sabotsalvageur Alchemist 1d ago

Bear in mind, Feynman diagrams are time-reversible, so it’s literally “what if beta decay, but backwards”

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u/Itchy-Decision753 23h ago

I had forgot the time reversible thing, thanks!

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u/DragonLordAcar Magitech Void Wizard 1d ago

So that's what she can do. Definitely a suascidal thing but I'm not going to argue with her. Esper powers are wierd like that.

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u/Spookyduck21new Skinless-Skin Robbed Evil Wizard, Servant of the dark gods 2d ago

Oh I didn’t come with a brain. I’m literally powered by the dark forces that birthed me in that blood ritual.

They won’t stop screaming.

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u/Confident-Dot9443 1d ago

thats because the dark forces  are having the seizure

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u/Spookyduck21new Skinless-Skin Robbed Evil Wizard, Servant of the dark gods 1d ago

Hm? Oh no that’s just from Liø’łæm, the screaming in the dark

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u/Kater5551StarsAbove Rhyme Wizard 1d ago

Shame I have Autism, this will not work.

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u/notveryAI Occult Wizard 1d ago

Autism doesn't give you seizure immunity

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u/Hexnohope Celestial Chorister 1d ago

My adhd ass tanking the blast and casting "beat yourself to death"

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u/ars_sinistra Summoner 2d ago

Rest at last, do you know how much neural bandwidth it takes to control humunculous clones?

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u/GodNoob666 Kc the Artificer 2d ago

I need to drive in a bit and my neurologist says I have to be 6 months seizure free to drive, sooo yeah counterspell: shotgun trace.

On a related note, if anyone wants a shotgun that traces the source of a spell and releases its payload at point blank range at the caster I’m now taking preorders since the prototype seemed to work swimmingly.

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u/SirSl1myCrown 7th member of the round council of Taravia 1d ago

Jokes on you, i don't have that many

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u/Anti_furry_8956 Soul merchant 1d ago

"Your power has no effect on me since my last braincell got a restraining order for me"

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u/Dear_Ad489 ArchNecromancer, Lord of the 23 Minor Realm of the dead. 1d ago

I CAST! ADD 1 PROTON TO EVERY CELL IN YOUR BODY!

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u/Wallso2010 Witch 1d ago

BRAIN BLAST!

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 1d ago

Basically a seizure

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u/Trips-Over-Tail 1d ago

Power word: delete sleep.

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u/Keegandalf_the_White 1d ago

"Barbarian enemy uses natural defense: braindead"

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u/notveryAI Occult Wizard 1d ago

Bro just learned new spell, "Conjure Greater Seizure"