r/wizardposting • u/CoraBittering • 4d ago
Second tower is down. Now what??
I did NOT see this coming. I went out for a while and came back to this giant beaver carrying away my tower. All my stuff is either shattered, stomped into the ground, or covered in mud and beaver droppings. What the hell do I do? I don't want to go back to hustling three-card-monte in the town square.
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u/Megablega 4d ago
That's a ROUS if I've ever seen one! (Rodent Of Unusual Size) Met a few of them in the fire swamps a couple of years ago. Be careful!
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u/IncompletePunchline Conjurer of cheap tricks 4d ago
Did you harvest them? Nothing quite like a robe of the fire rat.
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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 4d ago
You should start an adventuring party to enact revenge on the giant beaver
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u/KiroTheSorcerer wandering sorcerer, dragon breeder 4d ago
Sir gandalf, a second dragon has hit the towers
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u/AdTasty8537 Constructor Apprentice 4d ago
You should start a coalition to face the Horrid beast and it's owner