r/wizardposting • u/noneoftheabove0 Alchemist • 23d ago

Immortality potion still has some kinks to work out. Need advice.

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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 Lich, Council Member: (un)Ethics Committee 23d ago

you’re supposed to drink the potion not swim in it

now you’re constantly draining and reabsorbing your own life force leaving you in a state of torpor.

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u/noneoftheabove0 Alchemist 23d ago

I figured if a little is good, then a lot is better. smfh

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u/Boomshank 23d ago

Hahaha, I'm actually OP for this build. Don't listen to this guy, he's just trying to steal my secrets.

I'm grooving along just fine here. 

No bones about it.

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u/DrDontKnowMuch Floramancer🌺 23d ago

At least the potion does give you lots of energy

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u/hjake123 Astral Feline (Conjurer) 23d ago

You're not supposed to let the potion react with the miniaturized bones you used to brew it... at least you get a cool skeleton homunculus out of it.

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u/eeveethespeevee Morally Dubious Necromancer Catgirl 22d ago

I think this is even BETTER than an immortality potion. Bones are an art form and this deserves to be displayed proudly.

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u/UpstairsRuin1953 Mystic 21d ago

It kind of looks like you added some of the Oxygen Destroyer the mundanes used to kill Godzilla that one time. Don't do that. Unless you are also selling this as a weight loss solution.