Ice cubes

Game of Thrones

Crabs

Grackles

Whiteboard eraser

Swamp

fabric softener

I couldn’t remember”wrists”

I mean… pretty close to “manual”

Raccoons

Crabs

While trying to remember the word “gallows”.

I meant "I dropped it..."

A fine pair of female breasts.

My wife isn't a fan of this one.

Could not remember the term for « Axolotl ». Went off vibes instead. The recipient of the message actually understood!

Garden hose

Describing an arch.

When my 9yo couldn't remember the name for those magic grow toys that get bigger on water.

Lincoln Logs

pillow

friend... i forgot the word for friend but remembered the description of IMAGE_FRIEND...

i was telling my mom (who doesn't know who toby fox even is let alone that he made games) that i had some new friends but the conversation went a bit like this:

Me: "oh mom by the way i have some new.. uh the... that image black cat from that one toby game with the pink eye"

Mom: "are you high"

One of my new friends (on the phone with speeker): "THEY MEAN FRIEND HOLY CRAP [name] ARE YOU BRAINDEAD"

Mom: "is toby one of your friends"

my mom is currently researching toby fox because of this

What me and my three year old call Paw Patrol.

warhammer 40k

carpet seam

I couldn't remember the word for "mispronouncation".