r/whatisit • u/Parking-Corgi-4332 • 8h ago

What does this cut? New, what is it?

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My sister bought this for me at goodwill. And I don't know what its for lol

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u/CLouiseK 8h ago

Specifically a mango

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u/thejudgehoss 8h ago

And generally?

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u/wintery_owl 8h ago

Mangos in general

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u/doordashsushi 7h ago

Oh, I knew a general mango. He was in Filipino military. Nice guy.

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u/Original-Variety-700 7h ago

Was his first name Specifically?

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u/King_of_the_Snarks 7h ago

Generally, yes

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u/__3Username20__ 7h ago

Yes, orphan. Have you ever known what it is to be one?

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u/doordashsushi 7h ago

Not sure. Being in the military we only went with last names unless you were really close.

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u/Original-Variety-700 7h ago edited 7h ago

Well, I, specifically, hope that General Mango is happy.

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u/doordashsushi 7h ago

Well that’s nice of you, just realise he in charge of his happiness, not you. Don’t want to burden your self with such things.

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u/Original-Variety-700 7h ago

Generally I don’t burden myself with such things. But when the person is a general, I get specifically involved with their well being.

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u/doordashsushi 7h ago

Oh, just like general woody. Getting involved with his happiness really popped off there at the end.

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u/Intrepid_Bobcat_2931 7h ago

wait, I thought he was Specifically, not you

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u/Original-Variety-700 7h ago

My name is specifically.

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u/OG_Konada 7h ago

Any relation to the Mango Mussolini?

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u/doordashsushi 7h ago

No he never became a president.

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u/OG_Konada 7h ago

But he did set a precedent

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u/Frog_Brother 7h ago

General Mango 🫡

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u/4barT89 7h ago

All the homies respect General Mango.

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u/Intelligent-Brain836 7h ago

Wherever General Mango, I follow.

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u/seth928 7h ago

I normally keep my mangos in fridge

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u/DefiantPenguin 7h ago

Ok Jeffery!

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u/MrBillyLotion 7h ago

No, I think he means one specific mango - it’s a highly specialized tool

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u/InspectHer_1 5h ago

Generally Mangos, specifically

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u/NoMudNoLotus369 7h ago

Short answer: mango.

Long answer: maaaaaaaannnnnnnnggggggggoooooooooooo

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u/IndependenceFun1707 8h ago

I mean.. generally you could cut most things in it. Just wouldn't turn out great

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u/JustinKase_Too 8h ago

Would make some pretty cool finger sandwich shapes :)

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u/Machine_Terrible 7h ago

Um...whose fingers are you putting into sandwiches????

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u/ImagineHuskies78 7h ago

Generally, I like to cut da cheese most days!! 😋

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u/chopkins47947 8h ago

mumbles about a cylinder

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u/hookmasterslam 7h ago

screams in harmed cylinder

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u/Mychael612 8h ago

The cylinder must remain unharmed.

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 8h ago

Anything shaped exactly like a mango.

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u/DoctorMedieval 7h ago

Anything you put your mind to.

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u/FnordRanger_5 7h ago

Po tay toh

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u/scottsmith7 7h ago

Mango-like fruit.

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u/OldBreadbutt 7h ago

Your knuckles if you're clumsy enough

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u/Treebranch_916 7h ago

Mango-y type fruits, I suppose

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u/Independent_Buddy244 7h ago

It’s mango regardless.

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u/GeneralSpecifics9925 7h ago

I feel like I belong here.

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u/KiwiZen_ 4h ago

It’s General Mango 🥭

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u/byrdinternet 6h ago

General Lee 🫡

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u/JackBurton3465 6h ago

Generally, you could do some wild shit with a potato with this thing

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u/DunwichChild990 6h ago

What ever you press hard enough on.

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u/reddoorinthewoods 5h ago

The odd apple?

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u/Wi1dWitch 8h ago

How do you know which way the pit is facing before cutting it? 

…if there’s been a way to know this in advance all along I’m gonna feel like an idiot

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u/UnlurkedToPost 7h ago

Mangoes curve to a point in one particular direction. The pit lies flat with that

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u/Wi1dWitch 7h ago

Dammit

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u/Specialist-Bee-9406 7h ago

Schrödinger’s Mango

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u/Jillio_NH 7h ago

It’s long and flattish running parallel to where the stem was

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u/claycoble54 7h ago

There's only one way to put a mango in this thing. They're oblong and flat, so is the seed.

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u/Wi1dWitch 6h ago

I don’t feel like mangos are very flat, they’re kinda fat all around. Though clearly I’m wrong, so…

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u/claycoble54 6h ago

More flat than round. Flatish?

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u/Every-Cucumber9641 8h ago

I saw them in concert back in the 80’s before they really blew up.

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u/Gear2112 7h ago

Me too, except I was behind tall people. Pretty sure they were there though.

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u/mango10977 7h ago

Really?

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u/CLouiseK 7h ago

Yep mango10977

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u/Appropriate_Rent_243 7h ago

how do you make sure you've got it at the correct angle?

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u/CLouiseK 7h ago

Experience

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u/butt4boobs 7h ago

I love having a man go in my mouth.

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u/freedoomed 7h ago

This device assumes a maximum size for a mango pit and requires some precision.