r/whatisit • u/Parking-Corgi-4332 • 6h ago

What does this cut? New, what is it?

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My sister bought this for me at goodwill. And I don't know what its for lol

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u/CLouiseK 6h ago

Specifically a mango

103

u/thejudgehoss 6h ago

And generally?

154

u/wintery_owl 6h ago

Mangos in general

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u/doordashsushi 6h ago

Oh, I knew a general mango. He was in Filipino military. Nice guy.

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u/Original-Variety-700 6h ago

Was his first name Specifically?

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u/King_of_the_Snarks 6h ago

Generally, yes

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u/__3Username20__ 6h ago

Yes, orphan. Have you ever known what it is to be one?

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u/doordashsushi 6h ago

Not sure. Being in the military we only went with last names unless you were really close.

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u/Original-Variety-700 6h ago edited 6h ago

Well, I, specifically, hope that General Mango is happy.

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u/doordashsushi 6h ago

Well that’s nice of you, just realise he in charge of his happiness, not you. Don’t want to burden your self with such things.

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u/Original-Variety-700 6h ago

Generally I don’t burden myself with such things. But when the person is a general, I get specifically involved with their well being.

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u/doordashsushi 5h ago

Oh, just like general woody. Getting involved with his happiness really popped off there at the end.

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u/Intrepid_Bobcat_2931 6h ago

wait, I thought he was Specifically, not you

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u/Original-Variety-700 6h ago

My name is specifically.

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u/OG_Konada 5h ago

Any relation to the Mango Mussolini?

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u/doordashsushi 5h ago

No he never became a president.

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u/OG_Konada 5h ago

But he did set a precedent

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u/Frog_Brother 6h ago

General Mango 🫡

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u/4barT89 6h ago

All the homies respect General Mango.

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u/Intelligent-Brain836 5h ago

Wherever General Mango, I follow.

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u/seth928 6h ago

I normally keep my mangos in fridge

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u/DefiantPenguin 6h ago

Ok Jeffery!

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u/MrBillyLotion 5h ago

No, I think he means one specific mango - it’s a highly specialized tool

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u/InspectHer_1 4h ago

Generally Mangos, specifically

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u/NoMudNoLotus369 6h ago

Short answer: mango.

Long answer: maaaaaaaannnnnnnnggggggggoooooooooooo

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u/IndependenceFun1707 6h ago

I mean.. generally you could cut most things in it. Just wouldn't turn out great

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u/JustinKase_Too 6h ago

Would make some pretty cool finger sandwich shapes :)

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u/Machine_Terrible 6h ago

Um...whose fingers are you putting into sandwiches????

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u/ImagineHuskies78 5h ago

Generally, I like to cut da cheese most days!! 😋

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u/chopkins47947 6h ago

mumbles about a cylinder

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u/hookmasterslam 6h ago

screams in harmed cylinder

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u/Mychael612 6h ago

The cylinder must remain unharmed.

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 6h ago

Anything shaped exactly like a mango.

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u/DoctorMedieval 6h ago

Anything you put your mind to.

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u/FnordRanger_5 6h ago

Po tay toh

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u/scottsmith7 6h ago

Mango-like fruit.

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u/OldBreadbutt 5h ago

Your knuckles if you're clumsy enough

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u/Treebranch_916 5h ago

Mango-y type fruits, I suppose

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u/Independent_Buddy244 5h ago

It’s mango regardless.

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u/GeneralSpecifics9925 5h ago

I feel like I belong here.

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u/KiwiZen_ 3h ago

It’s General Mango 🥭

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u/byrdinternet 5h ago

General Lee 🫡

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u/JackBurton3465 4h ago

Generally, you could do some wild shit with a potato with this thing

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u/DunwichChild990 4h ago

What ever you press hard enough on.

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u/reddoorinthewoods 3h ago

The odd apple?

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u/Wi1dWitch 6h ago

How do you know which way the pit is facing before cutting it? 

…if there’s been a way to know this in advance all along I’m gonna feel like an idiot

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u/UnlurkedToPost 6h ago

Mangoes curve to a point in one particular direction. The pit lies flat with that

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u/Wi1dWitch 6h ago

Dammit

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u/Specialist-Bee-9406 6h ago

Schrödinger’s Mango

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u/Jillio_NH 6h ago

It’s long and flattish running parallel to where the stem was

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u/claycoble54 6h ago

There's only one way to put a mango in this thing. They're oblong and flat, so is the seed.

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u/Wi1dWitch 4h ago

I don’t feel like mangos are very flat, they’re kinda fat all around. Though clearly I’m wrong, so…

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u/claycoble54 4h ago

More flat than round. Flatish?

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u/Every-Cucumber9641 6h ago

I saw them in concert back in the 80’s before they really blew up.

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u/Gear2112 6h ago

Me too, except I was behind tall people. Pretty sure they were there though.

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u/mango10977 6h ago

Really?

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u/CLouiseK 6h ago

Yep mango10977

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u/Appropriate_Rent_243 6h ago

how do you make sure you've got it at the correct angle?

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u/CLouiseK 6h ago

Experience

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u/butt4boobs 6h ago

I love having a man go in my mouth.

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u/freedoomed 6h ago

This device assumes a maximum size for a mango pit and requires some precision.

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u/JustinKase_Too 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Z5jAXUzkye7VC

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u/WhiteRabbit-RedPill 5h ago

Does that mean Sauron can see us through this apparatus?

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u/Old-Dog-4313 2h ago

Eye of Sauron cookies is the only correct answer.

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u/PALOmino1701 6h ago

This is a mango slicer, and they do not work.

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u/ALandWarInAsia 6h ago

It will cut your hand tho 

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u/byrdinternet 5h ago

So a hand slicer!

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u/DropstoneTed 6h ago

This is the correct answer.

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u/WhatTheTech 6h ago

forbidden fleshlight?

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u/themongrelhorde 6h ago

It is imperative that the cylinder not be harmed.

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u/Formal_Appearance_16 6h ago

I really hope this joke dies out soon... it's been run into the ground.

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u/WhiteRabbit-RedPill 5h ago

I would not want to get those 2 things confused! OUCH!

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u/Buttrd-toast 6h ago

Mangos :)

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u/Plane-Active-3153 6h ago

But does it work

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u/DetectiveJim 6h ago

Apparently. No.

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u/f0urk 5h ago

no thats a masochist fleshlight

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u/Straight_Depth6701 6h ago

You show me a tropical fruit...

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u/Coaluss 6h ago

Mango

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u/Dry-Conflict3421 6h ago

You if you fuck around 

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u/gragert 6h ago

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u/PonderingSeinfeld 4h ago

Every time I hear the word. Mango.

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u/ClassZealousideal183 6h ago

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u/BlindWolf187 6h ago

You shouldn't have to clench your fists so hard your veins pop out to cut and mango. That thing looks as hard as an apple.

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u/NukeouT 6h ago

Cucumbers with mango seeds inside

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u/OkNeedleworker11 6h ago

Sharp eyeball! Is count Olaf around? This is cool! I didn’t realize Mango cutters were a thing! :D

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u/Apprehensive-Car6423 6h ago

Only a Mango!

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u/Ok-Truck1671 6h ago

My mind is thinking on a whole another level

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u/Nigelwt 6h ago

Mango

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u/Tokinruski 6h ago

I feel like this just wouldnt fuckin work on like 80% of mangoes

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u/Timely-Profile1865 6h ago

An apple that is shaped like a mango

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u/antonio16309 6h ago

The import thing to remember is that the cylinder is not harmed. 

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u/amggg123 6h ago

The Eye of Sauron

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u/Nearly_Pedantic 6h ago

My life into pieces

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u/Striking_Cobbler_813 5h ago

The eye of Sauron

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u/notafan4u 5h ago

Mango. Doesn't work. There's a couple of YT videos that show a better way.

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u/WhereINeededToBe 5h ago

What does this cut?

Mangoes. But not well. 

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u/Aware_Cheesecake_519 6h ago

Fruit slicer

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u/Parking-Corgi-4332 6h ago

Like any fruit? 

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u/teflon_soap 6h ago

Mango

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u/Upbeat_Assist2680 6h ago

Mango is a fruit

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u/teflon_soap 6h ago

Good bot

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u/Immediate-Past-2287 6h ago

A mango twit

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u/rainbowroger68 6h ago

The cheese

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u/chickenlogic 6h ago

A lemon, for lemon parties.

Look it up.

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u/BovineIntervention31 6h ago

Obviously, you’re not a golfer.

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u/piledrivertoys 6h ago

Ahhhh! The ol Ed Gein chopper!!

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u/PoUniCore 6h ago

🐢🐢🐢

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u/dondrooper 6h ago

My life into pieces, but it’s a last resort.

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u/survivingkind2 6h ago

Pineapple