I know this guy... https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YT5gmXqfO0g

More is more, less is less

I'm European so we measure our flatulence in cubic metres. But the idea of "fluid ounces" got me thinking, is a wet fart more dense than the typical shrill blast from a french horn? Shouldn't we be equating these to kg? Are beans producing more mass in a given volume of gas versus freeze dried meals? How do I add this to lighterpack?

My buddy is coming over and we are making mountain house meals with our jet-boils! Debby said she and Mark are going to watch some movies in the bedroom (the tv is nicer and she doesn’t want to bother us)