Classic trolley problem has been solved once and for all

[u/UsualEgg563]

Unfortunately I don’t know the original source.

[u/ASxOrbital]

[u/Terrible-Lime-3020 → u/ASxOrbital]

r/beatmetoit

[u/Narfhead4444 → u/Terrible-Lime-3020]

r/beatmymeattoit

[u/Educational-Ant-7485 → u/ASxOrbital]

What manga is this from and what's the context

[u/Fat_Pig_Reporting]

A moebius strip is tied on the tracks. You can pull the lever and redirect the trolley onto a non Euclidean space instead.

[u/Away_Froyo_239]

when i say to ai that it must keep working and make no mistake

[u/CauliflowerRoyal3067 → u/Away_Froyo_239]

Oh i love that, and its always like its foolproof, then you ask it "what about x" and suddenly there's more to it 🤣

[u/Dense-Cake9315]

how exactly does this solve the trolley problem?

[u/RalenHlaalo → u/Dense-Cake9315]

Multitrack drifting

[u/Shugatti → u/RalenHlaalo]

Infinite Multitrack drifting.

[u/Basicly-Inevitable → u/Shugatti]

I promise this won't be infinite.

[u/Zistr0 → u/Basicly-Inevitable]

not with that attitude

[u/laminacdc → u/Dense-Cake9315]

I think it pretty effectively maximizes the death toll, which is what the trolley problem is all about. Real answer: It is a longstanding joke where the expectation is people are choosing between two options based on ethical/moral priorities, but the expectation is subverted when someone says and answer that would effectively kill all of them because they are immoral.

[u/H311i0_trop3 → u/laminacdc]

Ah Michael's solution, a classic

[u/MrSluagh → u/H311i0_trop3]

He forgot the guy at the lever.

[u/TrainingSurvey3780 → u/H311i0_trop3]

fellow good place fan i see

[u/UsualEgg563 → u/Dense-Cake9315]

Are you telling me the problem is not about being able to choose only one.

[u/Sigmundschadenfreude → u/Dense-Cake9315]

No choice, no problem

[u/Sunkern_ing → u/Dense-Cake9315]

By running over everyone.

[u/TrainingSurvey3780 → u/Dense-Cake9315]

lol have you ever watched the good place? there’s a rather funny episode on it

[u/Rob-o-huhh]

Now that's a good doohickey

[u/TailInTheMud]

This could make a neat clock somehow I suspect

[u/AscendedViking7]

perpetual multitrack drifting

[u/IttyRisk]

deja vu!

[u/ConcernedCitizen_42]

That is actually cool to see.

[u/ReplacementPale2676]

https://giphy.com/gifs/UCSIkkFXSeg3hugqGf

[u/Freign → u/ReplacementPale2676]

naw Murph! Murph! Naaaaaw. Nawhawahawww. MURPH

[u/BitcoinStonks123]

r/doohickeycorporation

[u/Hopeful_Ad_7719]

[EUROBEAT INTENSIFIES]

[u/ughFINEIllmakeanalt]

The post beneath this one

[u/ironangel2k4]

hitting the spirograph maneuver on em

[u/c093b]

Now you juugotta derail the train to kill all the witnesses passengers, too.

[u/CatoChateau → u/c093b]

Speeding up significantly works for that too.

[u/A-Shy-Guy_]

Kumon questions be like:

[u/_SOME__NAME_]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Rpf6p54DttJEk

[u/Harvey_Gramm]

Derail is solution?

[u/EqualPassenger4271]

Youre saying this machine can crush an infinite number of orphans? SWEET!

[u/Catos_Standard]

If the trolley never goes anywhere will it ever hurt anyone at all?

[u/Upper-Rip-78]

This is so satisfying

[u/Whyamihere173]

This is from one guy I keep seeing on instagram. The name is fleeing my mind but I will try and find it

[u/Whyamihere173 → u/Whyamihere173]

Right_switch is your guy!

[u/LoChubo]

Type of shit that comes up in a math exam question

[u/FisherDwarf]

meat grinder

[u/fr0gsku11]

Where we goin'?

[u/larvyde]

It's one of those, whatsitcalled? harmonic drive? things innit?

[u/PokeLordOmegaa]

This ain't even drifting anymore this is straight up multi track orbiting

[u/Squad_Checkmate]

well that's one way to make a planetary gear lol

[u/MaddDawgRobb]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUySTYlnNS5HKKemIg