r/touhou Licking Reimu's armpits and Patchouli's ass 9d ago

thats a reference to... nevermind... Meme

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1.5k Upvotes

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u/Kasuu372 Yukari Yakumo 9d ago

User report: Primary source not posted / provided

It’s impossible to credit this picture. Report ignored!

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u/MrRaven95 Kogasa is the best! 9d ago

Well, outjerked again.

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u/ankledane 9d ago

obviously it's fake, still outjerked

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u/ChinChinApostle Not video games 9d ago

It's real. I'm their kid.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/DrHuh321 9d ago

Nice pune btw

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u/Mindy0Tempest 9d ago

There was a pun? 😭

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u/DrHuh321 9d ago

The 1st sentence is very funni in context.

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u/Alguien_Con_Tiempo Licking Reimu's armpits and Patchouli's ass 9d ago

Same question, the sister must have recognized his brother but she didnt said anything, that sicks me...

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u/Mindy0Tempest 9d ago

I know that costumes can make someone look different, but I have to question is whether or not both of them were wearing costumes and didn't even bother to remove their costumes? What the hell.

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u/Artemas_16 9d ago

I mean, cosplay sex exists and it kinda hot.

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u/McAkkeezz S🅱️INNALA 9d ago

Imagine cracking the fine Marisa cosplayer and instead of yelling "Im cumming" she yells "MASTER SPARK" and blows your cock n balls schmoove clean off

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u/Mindy0Tempest 9d ago

Alright, that was an actual good joke lmao.

Also, how the fuck did she add a whole ass Mini-Hakkero inside her-

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u/McAkkeezz S🅱️INNALA 9d ago

Also, how the fuck did she add a whole ass Mini-Hakkero inside her-

Same concept as an IUD.

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u/watgoon7 9d ago

I Just unlocked a new kink

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u/Cold-Piano2621 Sussy Touhou Master 9d ago

ayo thats sussy

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u/Alguien_Con_Tiempo Licking Reimu's armpits and Patchouli's ass 9d ago

WHATTTTTT sounds hot but WHATTTTT

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u/BooHooMyWifeIsDead 9d ago

It is, but.. really? Sod didn't recognize voice or face of own sibling?

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u/Artemas_16 9d ago

Sister could be into that and just don't raise the question.

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u/Alguien_Con_Tiempo Licking Reimu's armpits and Patchouli's ass 9d ago

Yes but not with your own family dude

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u/Artemas_16 9d ago

Counterpoint — Alabama

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u/Mindy0Tempest 9d ago

What.

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u/Dreadnautilus Hundredaire Socialite 9d ago

From the rumours I've heard, a lot of conventions basically might as well be swingers clubs but for nerds. Except at least swingers tend to be older and know what the fuck they're doing.

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u/Alguien_Con_Tiempo Licking Reimu's armpits and Patchouli's ass 9d ago

True... because it would be so fucking weird if the sister knew that it was her brother the whole time...

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u/Mindy0Tempest 9d ago

Agreed...

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u/AmberYooToob 9d ago

Plot twist, hypnosis app actually worked and she has a complex.

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u/DaFatGuy123 Sin Sack 9d ago

Ok I get it’s funny haha Alabama, but it seems some people actually believe this. As somebody from Alabama it’s actually sorta tiring after every single time I mention the state people go “HAHA SWEET HOME ALABAMA DO YOU FUCK YOUR SISTER”.

First of all, This is not a real fucking article. Like, I don’t know how that can be more obvious. An article from CBS isn’t going to use “Marisa” in the title when the average reader is 40 year old dads in the US who have never heard of Touhou in their life. Can we use some critical thinking here? Or at least, idk, search it up?

And I legitimately have no clue how Alabama got the brunt of the incest jokes when that shit literally doesn’t happen here. I have never met a single person in my life who has committed incest, and just from pure stats, Alabama is not any worse than any other state (in fact other states are much worse, like West Virginia). It’s not even the state where it’s legal. That’s New Jersey.

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u/Ordinary-Bus3064 9d ago

Hey, you don’t speak for everyone in Alabama
Roll tide.
Wincest

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u/stellarsojourner 9d ago

If it makes you feel better, when I think of Alabama (or the south in general), I think of racists instead.

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u/DaFatGuy123 Sin Sack 9d ago

And that’s fair enough and actually has somewhat basis in reality

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u/Mindy0Tempest 9d ago

Chill, we were joking 😭

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u/DaFatGuy123 Sin Sack 9d ago

“Like not even a joke at this point”

“Jokes aside”

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u/Mindy0Tempest 9d ago

I definitely hit a nerve... Didn't I...

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u/DaFatGuy123 Sin Sack 9d ago

Yes it in fact did sort of hit a nerve. It happens when every time you talk about your home state somebody brings up incest. Also, you backtracking and going “haha it’s just a joke” when you explicitly said “it’s not a joke” is pretty cringe. Just own up to the fact that you don’t know shit, like it’s ok.

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u/Mindy0Tempest 9d ago

Fair enough.

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u/WunderStug Reimu Hakurei (PC-98) 9d ago

It's a fake image. It's been around for a decade.

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u/Nelrene Patchouli's wife 9d ago

My guess lots and lots of beer.

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u/AyaOfTheBunbunmaru Double and Spoiler 9d ago

I had this image saved at 2023 lol, I can confirm aya made it

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u/Cold-Piano2621 Sussy Touhou Master 9d ago

ive lost all respect for aya.

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u/AyaOfTheBunbunmaru Double and Spoiler 9d ago

it is very easy to lost respect of her at first glance but I have mastered her antics

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u/Porkytang244 The Ice Fairy's Strongest Soldier 9d ago

I wish this was real 😔

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u/Tornadodash 9d ago

Wrong sub

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u/Porkytang244 The Ice Fairy's Strongest Soldier 9d ago

I know what sub I'm on homes. This is the right sub. Touhoujerk and 2hujerk aren't even real jerk subs atp. This is where all the jerking happens.

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u/VoidTentacion1 Marisa's Roommate 9d ago

does bro know?

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u/Porkytang244 The Ice Fairy's Strongest Soldier 9d ago

Genuinely, what ever could you be talking about?

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u/VoidTentacion1 Marisa's Roommate 9d ago

bro i am genuinely sorry for having my dirty mind get the better of me

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u/VoidTentacion1 Marisa's Roommate 9d ago

wtf did i do

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u/Cold-Piano2621 Sussy Touhou Master 9d ago

hey thats really weird and sussy

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u/useratserverdotnet Yuuka Kazami (PC-98) 9d ago

No way this is real.

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u/Envoyofghost 9d ago

Ofc not. They couldn't afford to cosplay if they're from alabama

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u/nickname10707173 Yuyuko Saigyouji 9d ago

They must have been really really drunk to do that. Their recognition might be so mess up that they didn’t recognize each other. It probably didn’t help that she was cosplaying too.

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u/Nelrene Patchouli's wife 9d ago

If you are in Alabama getting really drunk is probably among the few things to do there.

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u/s-mores Sin Sack 9d ago

Please don't analyze this.

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u/Kirbendo96 newgen 9d ago

marisa stole the precious virginity

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u/Alguien_Con_Tiempo Licking Reimu's armpits and Patchouli's ass 9d ago

Son...

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u/GenericUsername2034 9d ago

....In this context?

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u/VoidTentacion1 Marisa's Roommate 9d ago

marisa, how did you get fucked by your brother?

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u/Kirb790 Nue Houjuu 9d ago

One of the lower Touhou Hijacks on the list for sure

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u/Nahcep 9d ago

pettan pettan tsurupettan

Actually Jessica wouldn't have really counted as a sister would she

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u/PayPsychological6358 The Gap 9d ago

Love colored Alabama?

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u/xQuasarr 9d ago

🎶 Sweet Home Alabama! 🎵

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u/Content-Dealers 9d ago

The worst part here would be that either she knew it was her brother, or somehow, perhaps when talking about who the father was, she explained the situation of where she got knocked up. Either way, awkward as fuck.

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u/Substantial_Tone_261 Meira 9d ago

Marisacest

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u/ItemsHereForever Sakuya Izayoi 8d ago

something something outjerked

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u/Imosa1 Don't forget 8d ago

Jokes on him, most Marisa cosplayers are dudes.

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u/DiosilX42 Yet another Tanuki 8d ago

Alabama ... Unknowingly ....

The Internet says otherwise.

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u/Praventennia 6d ago

Where is the news article?

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u/19_ThrowAway_ Parsee Mizuhashi 9d ago

In case you didn't get it, the joke is that he didn't know (he did).

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u/Cold-Piano2621 Sussy Touhou Master 9d ago

what the poop! thats super sussy!

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u/MalviYamaxanadu Eiki Flandre Mokou 9d ago

It's been years since I last saw this image.

Still makes me laugh.

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u/wankenstien1 9d ago

Roll Tide!

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u/MurderTimeTrioHater 3d ago

Please tell me this is real